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I wanna play a game! A KILLER BOARD GAME! About spooky things, bony hands, and thuderstormy nights? YES PLEAZE! The Terror Twins Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery digest this little ghoulish goody and break down the wild 'n weird TV episode.

GARGOYLES (well, more like just gargoyle - but still!)

While their dad is wrapped up in his work, Kimmy and Jeff unravel a mummystery that might be tomb much for them to handle - but at least their mummy's home! Damniel and Mummy Scott Mumntgomery take you through this short story and TV episode and take about all their mummy issues! If you see MY mummy, mum's the word!

A dollhouse! A spooky garage sale! A scary woman! Spiders! What do these things have in common? NOT MUCH. TRY and figure it out in HOME SWEET HOME - the 2nd short story in EMTTGYG! And whatever you do, stay out of the dollhouse! Don't go in the garage sale! Why I'm afraid of spiders!

Another round of 10 silly, zippy, spooky short stories! THE CHALK CLOSET is a nasty lil' shorty about SUMMER SCHOOL. BETTER DO YOUR HOMEWORK - or Mr. Grimsley will take you to THE CHALK CLOSET. EEEEEEEE! What's in there? You'll find OAT SOON ENOUGH. Listener beware, you're in for aEEEEEEEEEEE.

One of the BEST Goosebumps short stories of all time! Devil's Peak?! Harvest MOON?! WANDERING MISTS?! Labor Day weekend?! WARM BODIES! Lana Del Rey? Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey Lana Del Rey

Oh no! What's that itch that makes me wanna TWITCH? It's THAT BITCH! Poison Ivy! Summer's not summer without scratchy legs and itchy bottoms - and MONSTER PLANTS! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery dig deep into this hot little number - SEASON OF THE SCRATCH!

SHOCKED and GAGGED! This episode sells seashells by the seashore! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery slip into this sandy squealer about a real BITCH tryna get rich and famous - with SEASHELLS. That's right! WILD. NASTY. TOTALLY uncalled for! WICKED. TWISTED. HOT BITCH SUMMER!

Welcome to Welcome To DeadCats! Daniel Meowntgomery and Meowthew Scott Meowntgomery bring you the next ameowzing short story in Meowre Tales To Give You Goosebmeowmps. This one's calledMEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW mew MEOW MEOW MEOW.

If you want me you can catch me on your VIDEO PHONE! A nasty little tale about SWEET BEN sneaking away to a VIDEO SHOP while on a SWEATY SUMMER VACATION, looking to get CHOKED by the LIZARDMAN, until he finds out NASTY VIDEOS are being filmed in a DIRTY GARAGE out back by DR. HORROR HIMSELF. SEX! Brought to you by Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery: THE TERROR TWINS HONEY!

We're sorry, but, honestly, this episode SUCKS!

Flying Saucers! Alien invaders! Big balls of tin foil! The Terror Twins talk about flying YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME! from R.L. Stine's 2nd short story collection. Make sure you download ALIEN by Britney Spears! #BuyGloryoniTunes

SEASON OF THE FISH! This summery short story about a boy and his pet fish starts off pretty fun and then really TANKS - like it goes way off the DEEP END! R.L. really could've SCALED back. Sorry, we're really DROWNING in bad puns here! GILL-ty as charged! We're honestly just FISHING for compliments! - Daniel & Matthew Scott Montgomery / The Terror Twins

Dear Mom and Dad, The only thing scarier than Camp Timber Lake Hills is that it's across the lake from Camp Timber LANE Hills! All the kids play sports here? It's so strange. Please send HALP. We miss you! PLEASE write us back! Love, The Terror Twins

AWOOOOOOOOOO! Daniel and Matthew Scott Montgomery are HOT CHILDREN in the city for the SUMMER! It's SUMMATIME! This first short story of MORE Tales To Give You Goosebumps is about WEERwolves! It's a real HOWLER - and it takes place at THUNDER LAKE. Can you feel the HEAT? Can you see my FULL MOON?

The final short story in Tales To Give You Goosebumps - and it's all about a neck-suckin' VAMPIRE! Matthew Scott Montgomery and then Daniel Montgomery talk alllll about it, bitch! And they vote on which of the 10 short stories in TALES is the scariest and the NASTIEST. Wow! It's a LOT of fun! And let's face it: isn't reading supposed to be fun, you guys? Does ANYONE read these episode descriptions? Anyone? Hello? Can anyone HELP ME? I'M TRAPPED AND THERE'S A MAN COMING. OH GOD HE'S GETTING CLOSERIF YOU'RE READING THIS, PLEASE SEND HEL

The NASTIEST STORY IN THIS BOOK! Matthew Scott Montgomery and Daniel Montgomery get all DOLLED UP, talk about GOOSEbumps, and slather themselves in something called DOLL JELLY. MUST BE JELLY CUZ JAM DON'T SHAKE MUST BE JELLY CUZ JAM DON'T SHAKE!!

Another TV episode from this tome of twisted tales! And it's ABOUT TV! CLICK on this episode and LISTEN! Don't press pause! Don't change the channel! Wow - you're really pushing our buttons! Is there even a remote chance that you're actually reading this? A small screen story with some small screams!

This short story from Tales To Give You Goosebumps is all about THEM TEDDIES! Show us your teddies!! Listen to this TEDDY TALK by the TERROR TWINS: Daniel Montgomery and Matthew Scott Montgomery. The only thing they love more than big ol' teddies is GOOSEBUMPS!

There's nothing scarier than sports! BAT'S ALL, FOLKS.