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Talking Points: the sexy hitler to mario pipeline, SIGMARIO IS REAL, luigi gets hoe'd, the CYOA Mario books, girlboss peach and the AI algorithm meltdown, take the L(uigi), he never becomes fire mario, soy off, arcade foot, everyone remembers FLUNKY the ghost, Carn-Evil strats for the 2000s, card captor sakura, the raving rabbids machine, more kid Aleks shenanigans, penny slots, INFINITY STOOOOOOONE, Tad leaves his girlfriend in the urgent care to buy comic books, lowdose aspirin, NFL dogtags, sour candy, No natgeo, um uhh i forgor, COOL CRIMES, how to get away with stealing magic the gathering cards, MetaZoo: Kiss the frog, yu-gi-oh, types of card game players, the burden of knowledge, the willywomper party, chain-link, Aleks hates Marvel snap, literal whomst glup shittos, angery, The Ruined King, LoL Lore, the M&L problem, the Walmart frenzy meter, Dark and Darker, the brain cloud (plus), the machine elves in the braincloud, the fourth Iranian dimension, time travel without nazis and Mario's dad isreal?