It's New Orleans: Happy Hour

Ross Karpelman is Satan s agent. At least for a few weeks a year. Ross is founder of the New Orleans Halloween institution House of Shock, where he plays the part of Belial. After last Halloween the house was dead and buried. But it s had a miraculous resurrection and is back and bigger than ever. Ross reports on the Bordello of Freaks where you can have your way with the bearded lady or have a two headed woman take care of business. When he s not playing Satan, Ross likes to relax at his own home not yours, so don t call and invite him over and on occasion takes Ambien and watches TV. Reportedly on Ambien, at least in Ross s experience, there s a twilight time between waking and sleeping during which you do things a waking person would do, though that person isn t recognisably you and isn t doing things that you would do. Unless you typically buy multiple knife sets on QVC and waffle makers in Walmart. Comedian Addy Najera hosts a comedy night of tastelessness called Liquid Ass, and is one of the organizer s