Professional Contestants

It may be Shark Week, but the only Sharks the Contestants care about are the ones strapped with cash and knee-deep in Party Wine. So get ready to invest listeners, as we pitch you a product you never knew you needed: the ability to smell just like Brenden Frasier. Zach does birthday chores, Jared starts a hotline, and Adam chickens out of a mustache. Talking Points Include: All the Birthdays, Human Woman Punches Fish, Mark Cuban’s Party Wine, Talkin’ bout the Mummy, Stanky Cebs’, Pierce Brogsnog