Professional Contestants

Ah, the MET. An evening of culture and refinement. What’s playing in the main proscenium this eve? Ah a classic: Madama Butterfly by Giacomo Puccini, performed by the percussion ensemble Stomp. Oh, they are performing it in its original trash can lids! What a delight! Zach watches James Corden during the podcast, Jared has a great package joke, and Adam lies about the White Stripes. Talking Points Include:  Spooky Stories for Those With Social Anxiety, A Flat Stanley Situation, The Masked Singer Family, There’s No Reason to Hate Ken Jeong, Objectively Bad, Taller or Shorter, Cake and the Cupcakes, A Night at the Stompra