Professional Contestants

Three Eagle Scouts. One Firecrafter. Over twenty years of combined camp experience. You best believe that when these three boys are sent to a game show camp, they know exactly how to become the coolest ones there. Also some tips: The talking Jesus lion is chill, the pretty witch lady is super evil, and Santa might give you a sword. Zach is Dr. Beef, Jared is Johnny Hot Cakes, and Adam is Captain Poopy. Talking Points Include: Big Dogs Wear Masks, Mixed-Up Spaghetti Postmortem, Camp Time Exchange Rate, Fire By Friction, Señor Loco, Sassafras Cigars, Camp Personas, The Narnia Guidelines for Camp