Sparkle Motion!

It's the 7th episode in and I finally got a lady to be on board. What the hell was I waiting for!? I love women. They make my world (and wiener) go 'round! And what a desirable one I got to be my first. (That sounded naughty. Awesome!) One of the hottest racks and minds on Twitter, Emmerson "Drunkass" McGinnis (@momfia) will join me for some riveting, hilarious, sultry fun. Please be there and don't forget to wear protection, because if you're not careful, we just might make a laughter baby!