Professional Contestants

Did you all know that Tug of War used to be an Olympic sport? All those strong competitors looked super cool tuggin' on a big rope. So we are all gonna get real beefy just like those guys so we can look cool and tug a rope too. Yes, we are aware this isn't an actual tug of war game show - we'll make it work. Zach blames his bad jokes on a sound board, Jared is watermelons all the way down, and Adam does big ski jumps. Talking Points Include: What Are The Quad Cities, Our Olympic Chances, Our New Sound Board, A Perfect Competition, Turn Based Tug of War, The New Middle Class, So You Think You Can Beat Me, Cabana Comeback