Twenty Questions Tuesday With David & David

In this episode, David asks: How much does a polar bear weigh, is this thing real stupid, and what if God were evil?

In this Guestisode, David & David ask: Is he on a bicycle-horse, what's a Constitutional originalist snack, and does he have something naughty under his robes?

In this episode, David asks: Is it a Hive Mind, is it Dennis, the man who gives me my bagel every morning, and is it BOAPS?

In this episode, David asks: Is it a fictional dead person, are they stalking the streets of London, and is this crime perpetrated in print?

In this episode, David asks: Is it eagles, did somebody fill all the tubas with water, and does asking if that counted as one of my questions count as one of my questions?

In this episode, David asks: Is it made by aliens, is it a Shakespearean tragedy, and is this all some ridiculous put-on by the Jimmy Kimmel Show to create viral content?

In this Guestisode, David & David ask: Are they primates, is it a mythical creature, and what kind of bear looks like John Lennon?

In this episode, David asks: Is it an amnimnerl, is that how drugs work, and is he playing with John McCain?

In this episode, David asks: Is she astride a white charger, is she about to be burned at the stake, and is this from a fictional religion?

In this episode, David asks: Is it a bag a' rocks, is it raised for fighting, and yo bro, how sick is this tat?

In this episode, David asks: Is she forcibly ousting noted strongman leader Robert Mugabe, is it Topsy-Turvy Land, and are they just straight-up slappin’ each other in the face?

In this episode, David asks: Are they morphologically similar to hippo teeth, is it a car, and what’s a bigger rodent than a beaver?

In this episode, David asks: Is it the Lumière Brothers, is it a cyberpunk heist film, and is it Bad Boys II by Michael Bay?

In this Independisode, David asks: Do you use it to make Knowledge, does George Washington have hams for hands, and is Nicolas Cage involved?

In this episode, David asks: Are they trying to affect panspermia, does it take place in the electronic aqua-warrens of Triple Mexico, and what if I don’t know enough about trees?

In this episode, David asks: Is this person a sailor, do you rub it on yourself, and is it pants?

In this episode, David asks: Is it The Internet, does it have chocolate in it, and is it an apocalypse show about Y2K that takes place in American Samoa?

In this episode, David asks: Is it Animorphs, is it a pile of rocks, and why am I blanking on this?

In this episode, David asks: Is it bigger than a dachshund, are they in a particular part of Australia, and do they dance?

In this episode, David asks: Is it furniture, does it turn you into a goat, and is the noise obnoxious or do you like the noise?