Machine Court

Special guest Silas Lindenstein devotes his fictional life to a singular mission--getting cats to talk! Nothing will stop him--not even awkward sexual advances from an academic mentor. Join Dr. Lindenstein in his thrilling scientific pursuits. He's ready to sell out and he's definitely ready to play Barbie Dolls with adult men. While this episode does not actively encourage recreational drug use, it does suggest they will be wildly entertaining and help you to achieve extraordinary mental feats.