On The Left Side

The new season is here, we've got a new theme tune and we're now out twice a week. Today we've got money on the mind in a good way thanks to the nicest man in football (it's not Raheem Sterling) and if you're an animal lover, we have both cougars and goats in this episode.On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Incidental music courtesy of bensound.com and SFX from freesfx.co.ukFollow us on Twitter @OnTheLeftSide and on Instagram @OnTheLeftSidePod The theme tune "National Hero" by Katalina Kicks is available to buy online now https://us.7digital.com/artist/katalina-kicks/release/dirt#CommonGoal #Oxfam #PSG #Neymar #Africa #Goats #JuanMata #FootyTipster

In the week that Neymar announced his move wasn't about the money, Ronald McDonald played ball boy for United, there was hair pulling at dawn between two of the Premier Leagues Top Managers, and it was the week that any swipe was just wrong. #Tinder #ManUtd #RonaldMcDonald #McDonalds #Neymar #JumpTheShark #Football #Soccer #RBLeipzig #Commercialisation #Globalisation Music courtesy of Bensound and Katalina Kicks. SFX courtesy of freesfx.co.uk On The Left Side is an Abrupt Audio production and is brought to you in association with www.footytipster.co.uk - for a 25% discount to their daily betting tipsheet enter OTLS25 in the promo box when you sign up.

The transfer window has finally kicked into gear and On The Left Side is as confused as ever? Is Neymar really worth over £200million? Can Jose Mourinho spend any more money? Does Jurgen Klopp know where Paris is? All will be revealed in the next 7mins of funny football stuff! #Neymar #PSG #ParisSaintGermain #JoseMourinho #ManchesterUnited #MUFC #PaulPogba #Pogba #Liverpool #JurgenKlopp #Barca #Barcelona #TransferWindow #DavidBeckham #GeorgeBest #EricCantona Sounds effects and musical beds provided by freesfx.co.uk & bensound.com. OTLS Theme Tune is from the AMAZING Katalina Kicks.... go check them out... seriously!

This week schools out as we use Video Games to scout new players, Cartoons and fruit to secure the services of your star player, and a brave new formation to get one over on the big lads. #CaledonianThistle #Arsenal #Sanchez #DragonBoat #Fifa08 #HarryRedknapp #BirminghamCity On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme Tune courtesy of KatalinaKicks.com Music Courtesy of bensound.com Sfx from freesfx.couk

It's the episode that all toffee fans have been waiting for! All the comings and goings, nightwear and newspapers that have dominated this weeks silly soccer stories. And we really need to put a child lock on the studio door... #Everton #Lukaku #Rooney #ManUtd #Chelsea #BiggestClubInTheWorld #Rudiger #TryPod #PodernFamily #SoccerPodcasts #FootballPodcasts On The Left Side is Written and Produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme music appears courtesy of Katalina Kicks, Irish Jig from Katy Adelson, all other music and SFX courtesy of bensound.com and freesfx.co.uk

It's all about sealing the deal in relationships this week, from a world class footballer and his childhood bride, to John Terry and his new love. #Messi #Barcelona #Argentina #Football #Soccer #Sillystories #JohnTerry #AstonVilla #Pepsi #Pandapops OTLS is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Additional SFX and Music courtesy of freesfx.co.uk and bensound.com

Things have gone a bit more stupid than usual. Particularly at Arsenal AND the House of Commons. Thankfully, institutions like FIFA remain as steadily corrupt as always, which is good if you're ten years old. #Ronaldo #DUP #EnglandU21 #Penalties #FIFA #Corruption #Transformers #He-Man #Arsenal #MezutOzil OTLS is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. The Theme Tune is written and performed by Katalina Kicks with their permission. Incidental music and SFX courtesy of www.bensound.com and www.freesfx.co.uk

Could Craig David have found a use for those injured footballers that just drain your clubs bank balance? And whats the worst thing that your thumbs can do? These and more questions are not answered here. #FootballWeddings #PhilJones #JackWilshire #CraigDavid #SMS #007 #JamesBond #Conte #Chelsea #SvenGoranErikksen #ChineseFootball #Cantona #Thumbs #Poetry On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. This week featuring a guest appearance from the very talented Adam James Evans. Theme music written and performed by Katalina Kicks and appears with their express permission. Other incidental music and sfx courtesy of http://www.bensound.com and http://www.freesfx.com Can I get a rewind?

As we sweat through our football kits we keep you up to date with all the stupid summer soccer stories with a shorter dose of football funny. This week, Ant looks at some of madness surrounding next seasons kits, and though Jim is off on holiday this week, Morgan Freeman is back on the show. #MorganFreeman #Ronaldo #CR7 #ManUtd #RealMadrid #Sunderland #BirminghamCity #ManCity #NothingWithoutYou #Nolito #Forbes #vimto #Garethsouthgate #Johnstones #newkits #Football #clubshop #merchandise On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson OTLS theme tune courtesy of Katalina Kicks Incidental music courtesy of bensound.com and freesfx.co.uk

Everybody's gone on holiday except for us, so here's a shorter, sweeter, siller look at the stupid stories from soccer in just 5 minutes.

Jump in our Delorean and look back at the last 8 months in the world of football in this special end of season round up #Football #Soccer #EndOfSeason #SeasonReview #FootballFunny

It's been a tough week. On The Left Side looks at how football reacted to events off the pitch in Manchester, says good bye to a load of familiar faces in the Premier League as the transfer window creaks open and talks to the worlds FIRST 100% Vegan football club. Plus, Harry Redknapp eyes up some questionable signings for Birmingham City. Enjoy.#WeStandTogether #ACityUnited On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme Music courtesy of Katalina Kicks. Incidental music courtesy of Bensound and FreeSfx.co.uk

Here we go! On The Left Side is taking another romp thought the week of football funny. This week we got to say goodbye not only to the football season for a few months but also to Sunderland, White Hart Lane and John Terry… who somehow managed to overshadow his own club Chelsea winning the league. All that plus we work out why footballers and Tinder DO NOT mix. Enjoy. #Tinder #JohnTerry #Arsenal #WhiteHartLane #Wenger #Spurs #Anomaly On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson. Additional production from Lucy Lavery.

What happens when you stick your tackle in a bag of potato snacks? Does the flavour leave a stinging sensation? We fail to answer many questions like this, while Jurgen Klopp gets meterological as the English Top Flight pull together to get behind a very worthy cause. We also look back at the history of the world through Man Utds social media, check out the animals in the Premier League zoo, and reveal the secret to Chelsea's success. Get more football funny by following @ontheleftside on twitter #MatchOfTheDay #Crispophilia #PaulPogba #ColinMurray #5Live #GaryLineker #Crisps #Walkers #CrispShagger #OKmagazine #NeilCustis #RayWilkins #TalkSport #PhilNeville #4thplaceArsenal #JoseMourinho #ArseneWenger #Arsenal #JurgenKlopp #Liverpool #HarryRedknapp #SocialMediaBan #ManUtd #DavidMoyes #CFC #Champions2017 #AntonioConte #SesameStreet #SamAllardyce #RoyHodgson #PepGuardiola On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Theme Music courtesy of Katalina Kicks - catch th

A bumper episode this week with rants about racism, mental health and sexism. Then we all chill out a bit as Jim chats to a nice lovely bearded vegan, then it get's stressful again as we're probably going to get sued by Alanis Morissette. #Spurs #THFC #ABBA #PenaltyShootOut #Racism #FIFA #ArsenalFanTV #GarthCrooks #Muntari #ItalianFootball #BTSport #Hipster #Chorlton&WestDisburyFC #Mirror #DeniseBueno #Brazil #EqualRights #Berbatov #AaronLennon #MentalHealth #AlanPardew #AlanisMorissette #Ironic On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Thanks to Katalina Kicks who are currently on tour for providing our theme tune and Alanis Morissette for her inspiration.

Hello. Thanks for checking out the latest dose of satirical football words from the minds on On The Left Side. This week we see relegations and sackings as the football season reaches the pointy end, get pretty disappointed by the Manchester Derby and witness the greatest footballer tribute EVER. Plus… Jim gets very excited about El Classico, but not nearly as excited as Ray Hudson. If you haven’t already, the please subscribe to this show NOW so you get the next episode FAST and FREE. Now, enjoy the show. #ElClassico #ManchesterDerby #MCFC #MUFC #Barca #Messi #RealMadrid #RayHudson #JeffStelling #Hartlepool #Aguero #Zlatan #Ibrahimovic #PremierLeague #WengerIn On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson (mostly by Jim this week as Ant has been mostly useless) for Abrupt Audio. Find more shows like this at www.abruptaudio.com. All sound effects and music appear with the kind permission of the person who made them… and if they don’t then well, we’re sorry and we owe you a beer… ye

It's a terribly English affair this week with John Terry, Harry Redknapp, Wayne Rooney and the late Ugo Ehiogu inspiring this weeks nonsense. Oh and there's a little Argentinian fella and some emojis. Please Rate and Review this show wherever you're listening and follow @ontheleftside for more nonsense. #BCFC #HarryRedknapp #JohnTerry #CFC #UgoEhiogu #WayneRooney #Messi On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley @AntMcGinley and Jim Salveson @Mr_Jimbob

Linguistic trouble all round this week as Tony Adams confuses Paul Merson with his latest career mood, Ronald Koeman has no inner monologue when speaking about life on Liverpool, and Jim struggles to understand Carra. And who exactly is Wenger talking about when he says "the fans." All that plus some novel advertising both in Brazil and at the end of the show. #TonyAdams #PaulMerson #RonaldKoeman #Liverpool #Carra #Wenger #Fans #Brazil On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson for Abrupt Audio. Find more shows like this at www.abruptaudio.com All sound effects and music appear either with or without the permission of the person who made them. The best way to tell is if while listening you feel the urge to say "I made that" then we stole it, we're sorry. If you have no urges, then no worries...

This week we continue to be the most unfootball football show as we look at who not to book as your wedding DJ, ask how many pies can you eat in one night, dabble with brain transplants and have the scoop on just who is being lined up to manage Sunderland next season. #Slap #Slapgate #Moyes #Sunderland #FootballMusic #DJclichy #GoogleReviews #Jose #Puppetmaster #LukeShaw On The Left Side is written and produced by Ant McGinley and Jim Salveson, and features music by Katalina Kicks, and incidental music and sfx courtesy of freesfx.co.uk

The international break gave us no respite from the ridiculous side show of football funny and we bring it all to you here in a commute size package of nonsense. This week we ponder the future of Anglo-Saxon Soccer, look ahead to the world cup with the smartest guy on the planet, ask Rooney how he likes his pasta, find a real hero on Wearside and wonder if the artist they used for Ronaldo's statue was any relation to the girl from Lionel Richie's Hello video #StephenHawking #Ronaldo #MadeiraAirport #Sloth #Goonies #WorldCup #48teams #Soccer #Sunderland #Syria #Russia #Pasta Find more episodes like this at www.ontheleftside.co.uk and get in touch on twitter @ontheleftside