Pretend Wizards: A D&d Podcast

Never not be running! The team rushes to plant the bombs, but the constant assaults on them have begun to take it’s tole. Meanwhile, Pegasus needs to make a decision, exactly what is he willing...

Pegasus and Sapphire drag their employer into the haunted house, hoping beyond hope that they can find a way to fix everything. But can they find a solution before the others finish traversing the hellscape...

Our players head quickly back to the haunted manor, armed with explosives and determination, ready to end this nightmare once and for all. But Pegasus just can’t accept these dire circumstances, and tries to find...

The debate rages; will our heroes destroy this ancient elven manor to rescue it’s new inhabitants, or preserve it? What black market dealings, what shady methods will they have to turn to, just to do...

Dweezil is taught some important lessons about respecting others during courtship, and our heroes attempt to ask questions from the worst fantasy source: a magical beast that talks only in riddles.

Shira Snow has only few moments to question the head bursar before her crew bursts in and stomps all over everything (including the head bursar), and inform her that they actually have a plan.

The lightning fast minds of the new Dream Team scramble to find the most effective way to salvage their heist, as the others attempt to find the best way to squeeze a librarian for information.

The realization that events are beginning to move away from their control hits the players, and they scramble to form some kind of concrete plan. Will this desperation lead to success or just more petty...

And so our heroes venture forth to the north and south, to thwart their rivals from entering Sielle Manor and to be very rude in a private library.

In true, altruistic, heroic fashion (and not because they’re terminally afraid of contracts and paper) the players turn down Sveaskog’s form, and begin an investigation. Because if there’s one thing they love, it’s solving puzzles...

The confrontation with Lord Sveaskog is on! But can our player’s suss out the truth under the ever present gaze of the much-more-virtuous Dawn’s Knights? Or will they be forced to murder random completely innocent...

Leaving the strange, quiet, gross halls of Sielle Manor, our players exit back into the normal world. Will they work together with their rivals to accomplish good deeds, or will their own inability to not...

What’s in the basment forest? A strange portal? More monsters? Friendly faces? Perhaps even the truth, and with it even more questions. Hopefully they don’t just light a basement filled with wood on fire.

Our heroes push further into the nightmarish heart of what was once a proud manor, and attempt to decipher the means needed to access a secret room deep within an old fire pit. Someone is...

Once again. two burly men square off, bulging and scowling. Will Ragna maintain his man-streak, or will Uncle Morty break the chain? No matter what happens, there’s gonna be a lot of unintelligible screaming and...

It’s time for experiments! Time to play with severed fingers, shifting columns of meat, living barriers, and a single page of names.

Our heroes reunite even deeper within the strange confines of the Sielle Manor, and slowly the mystery of it’s previous inhabitants begins to unravel. But what about it’s current guests?

Except for one or two moments of sheer, unrelenting terror, or players have managed to proceed in a mostly calm manner. But what happens when some people are determined to punch dogs in the face,...

Our heroes retreat from the forest into the adjacent rooms, but find they contain more than hints of a dark past. While they may appear to be mundane bedrooms, they each contain something strange. And...

The adventure moves out into the strange forest, a noisey, secretive place of dark pockets and low animal murmurs. How long will the quiet tension hold, before the wild looses it’s dangers on the players?