Scott Mills Daily

Everybody’s favourite hard-man actor, Stephen Graham adds a menacing twist to your Christmas favourites – and the ladies seem to love it! Also, we speak to another legend – Pete Mills about parking spaces and fact check some of GC’s outrageous claims .

Gemma Collins is here to bring some light to Radio 1 and super fan Nicole from Pontypridd gets to speak to her. Also, Scott is a bit suspicious about what his boyfriend is asking for Christmas and Funny Business goes international.

Chris helps listener Liz by being a fake boyfriend and rescues an old lady and her cat along the way. Also Lewis Capaldi calls in and treats us to some new melodies and Ask Me Anything reveals a high flyer.

Listener Emma has to listen to an “in tents” story from her mum in Where Do You Think They Were, we have a few complaints about the show and suspect that Chris may really be a General.

Sam Fender is going on tour and desperately needs his voice to be in top form, bring on top vocal coach Mills. Also Scott & Chris try to think of alternatives for coffee enemas and get obsessed with a Tottenham fan.

Scott decides to go for a coffee for a Christmas outing and Chris is shocked to discover that they will NOT be drinking it! Also listener Liz needs a fake boyfriend, Kev has confession to make and Funny Business reveals a first class gardener.

Boxing legend Tyson gives an inspiring pep talk to a listener who’s not having the best time lately and Scott and Chris are trying to organise a Christmas outing involving some very strange beauty treatments. Oh, and you won’t believe what our Ask Me Anything caller has to do for a living!

Where Do You Think They Were reveals a classy story of Superyachts and Global Superstars. Also, we play another round of The Whoo Game and there’s a problem with our tune of the week.

Show favourite Lewis experiences the wetness in Innuendo Bingo, listener Lydia has an idea for a Christmas hit and it’s Wednesday people! Time to Bamboleo.

Masie is here to winterize some summer bangers, Chris claims to have proof on his theory that people may only be attracted to Scott because of his “celeb” status and Scott makes a faux pas that gets the Emos raging.

Are you cuter in winter... or a hairy mess? Plus, Scott & Chris try to help out another listener who’s boyfriend has appeared on another embarrassing reality TV show and Ask Me Anything reveals The Luckiest Man Ever (but why?)

Listener Will endures a tale of Tenerife from mum Jan, in Where Do You Think They Were? Also, Niall Horan is here to review his Live Lounge performance, Melissa has a murky TV past and Laura (not real name) learns the hard way about listening to Innuendo Bingo while at the dentist!

Footballing legend Crouchy is in the wet seat for some classic innuendos, listener Harriet gets to hear her boyfriend embarrass himself on an old TV show and an apology goes out to all of the unfortunately named people of the world.

Following listener Emily’s concern over her new husbands dark TV past, your stories come flooding in, from Dinner Dates (whoo) to Sing Date (bigger whoo). Also Funny Business and Bangers reveal two of the funniest names ever and Scott loses it.

Listener Emily is a bit worried about who she has married after finding out her new hubby was once on a very dodgy reality TV show. Scott and Chris try to help her out. Also, Ask Me Anything is back and is it snowing in Wales?

England Rugby legend Joe Marler calls from Japan and becomes an instant show favourite and Emily finally gets to date Jamie – or does she? Oh, and it’s Halloween, so the annoying menus come out – Devil Cursed Fish Fingers anybody?

Scott & Chris try to decide on their Halloween costumes – a horny Brexit maybe? Also, there seems to be lots of you who listen to the show in the bath (weird) and one of our three contenders is chosen to date listener Emily, live on tomorrow’s show.

More contenders line up to be Emily’s date for Christmas, we surprise listener John with a birthday treat (as he had a rubbish one last year) and Scott is not that happy with Chris’ ad, for the show, in the Southern Daily Echo.

The clocks have changed, winter is coming and it’s cuffing season, so Chris triggers Article 69 – a bid to find people their Christmas sweethearts.

Jordan and Chris explore whether cows have regional accents by talking to Helga – the cow from Leicester. Also, Bangers brings a Festival Special and Chris gets to speak to one on his own super-fans Bea.