Ain't That Swell

The most unbiased analysis in surfing history is about to be schvitttttssst straight into your third eye via the pineal gland, as ya boys Smivvy and Deadly break down the chances of the 10 World Championship hopefuls a week out from judgement day. Who will win? Spoiler Alert: MORGS WILL WIN! OUR SAL WILL WIN AND FEMME GOAT WILL IMPOSSIBLY WIN TOO! Get educated and get ready to bunker down for the big show. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The world's gone hmmmmmmmad! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We mighta taken out the womens and mens divisions in Mexico but did you see the core lord blood bath at the other end of the Tour rankings? The Big O, the Surgeon, the Gosford Grug, Olearyzy bra, all gone. Gone! GOOOOOOOOOOONE! The Punch Drunk Pikey and Rinsed Corn go deep on what might be the darkest day in Australian Tour History. We demand a ROYAL COMMISSSSSSSSION! Get off ya fat sack SCOMO! We put our noses to the wind and smell nothing but fig jam and caviar coming from the End of the Road following a historic day of monstro death slabs at Chopes. Plus, hear Smivvy perish live on air due to half a dozen poisonous tick bites in the bonus Swellian Talkback Ep glued onto the back of this one.Hmmmmmmmmad.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

In 1974, three men set out on an epic journey in search of a perfect left in the West Australian desert. Their map was a beer coaster with a set of crudely drawn markings. They had enough supplies for a week.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Australian surfing's first ever Olympic Medallist Owen Wright joins the Swellians live from the Tokyo Games, fresh of winning the bronze.Da Big O takes us on an emotional journey through one of the biggest achievements of his career, and the biggest spectacles in world sport.SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As Tokyo’s five ring circus kicks into gear ya boys Smivvy and Deadly break down the chances of our much loved Aussie Olympic surfing hopefuls the Iru.. Ira.. Irudu… fuck it! UP THE GELATINOUS BLOBS!The boys also deep dive into the not-much-discussed possibility that if successful, it’s the Olympics that could dismiss the WSL into the dustbin of history as a competitive comical side bar and not the other way around.There’s a breakdown of “Carn Joycey” J-Dub Wilson’s top 5 career highlights in light of his recent announcement that he’s giving the CT the fuh-lick! And there’s updates on the current goings on in war torn Durban, an investigation on the recent furore suggesting Brazilian World Champ’s are bad for surf biz and GOATWATCH! Rip in! UTFS!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A MENAGERIE of CORE Live from Bourgeoise (Byron) Bay ft. MOTE GOAT, Chris Brock, BY-GOAT, Danny Wills, Swellian Spirit Animal, Tom Carroll, Slab-Nerd-Cone-Freak ex-WSL Commish, Kieren ‘Chronic’ Perrow, and Lenno LORD, Jimmy ‘Taipan’ WoodSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Battler from Baia Formosa and reigning Brazilian world champ, Italo Ferreira, joins the beating heart of the Brazilian Storm, Jadson Andre, LIVE from Narra De Janeiro.What a story it is. From starting out surfing on his fisherman father's esky lid to dominating Gabriel Medina in a Pipe Master's Showdown to claim his first World Title, Italo is the quintessential done-good battler. A village kid at heart who never forgets his roots and brings his battler kin along for the ride, he's a Core Lord, King Pin, Cone Fiend, Fly Guy, Swellian Spirit Animal of the highest order.And Jaddy....what more can you say about the man. The battler's battler, world tour surfing's most adored cult hero, born to parents who were 13 and 15 years old respectively, raised in poverty, leaving home on his own for Sao Paulo in his early teens, fighting his way onto the elite tour, beating Slater at his peak to win the Brazilian 'CT event, an aerial innovator who never got the respect he deserved, a decade plus swinging between the W

Join Smivvy on a warts and all journey through the House of Foo. In a moment of altruism that far outlasted his short but exceptional life, it was opened by the legendary Hawaiian big wave surfer, Mark Foo in the 1980s. It remains the only affordable lodging on the North Shore of Oahu today."I felt like I'd stumbled into some kind of nirvana. A nirvana of kitsch nineties surf iconography and a lifestyle preference that will never get old," - Smivvy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The catacomb of core has been prized open revealing the walking hellman himself, Chris Davidson. The North Narrabeen hmmmmmaniac joins fellow Rip Curl Search stalwart and Bonnie Hills World Tour battler, Darren O’Rafferty on the mike.Occy makes his debut as the quiz master on everyone’s favourite gameshow, OCC or NOT!Port Mac prodigy, Matt Banting, rounds out the show bringing us up to speed on his recovery from a radical run of injuries. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hold onto your corn holes Swellians! Smivvy and Deadly have outdone themselves yet again, bringing together a panel of Australian surfing legends more steeped in sweet sweet oceanic glory than a bagful of puckered calamaris.Thats right, Mick Fanning ("He's that fucken good!"), the Penrith-born, Ballina-raised, Coolangatta kingpin, and winner of three time world titles ("With a hammy on a screw") joins his old mate, 2012 World Champ, Joel 'Leslie Shnorkoss' Parkinson, and Dean 'Dingo lipstick' Morrison for a full blown fizzing froth-off for the ages.It's Iconic. It's bubonic. It's turbo supersonic karrrrrrrronic. Rip in you filthy cone fiend core lord degenerates. This ones on us.Are. You. Keeeeeeeeding. Me?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Two of Cronulla's favourite sons, Occy and Dog Marsh, join Cronulla's prodigal son, Dylan Longbottom for a hall-of-fame chron'd out froth-off of crontacular proportions. We're talking pioneering slab hmmmmmadman, stealing cars to surf Aussie Pipe, eighties tour shenanigans, tsunami survival stories, Shippies mayhem, Nazare wipeouts, Tahitian Roulette, and much much more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s with heavy hearts the Swellians take to the air this week. The program lost one of its own in the late great, Jack Macaulay, Gracetown’s finest, son of Dave and Lorraine, brother of Ellie, Laura and Bronte. In this mental health special, the boys go deep on the nature of depression and anxiety, and offer their thoughts on the various solutions. We also talk the Aussie leg of the Wozzle, and whether our countrymen have a snowflakes chance in a Trump rally of taking out a World Title in the next five years. There’s the synapse melting John John film, theories on why the Brazzzos are officially off their f**king heads good at the minute, Swellian questions, and much, much more. Take care Swellians. "Fully in, fully out!" - Wim HoffSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Picture Albert Einstein, if Einey was the son of a hash-importing gangtser, who could also pack a ten foot nugs at Vooey and Pipeline. Now you’re beginning to comprehend the strange genius that dwells inside the battered cranium of Da Cron-Goat, Andy King. We’ve had some big names and ballsy characters on this program but Kingy takes the mull cake in this one. The new coach of Brazilian superfreakazoid, Gabriel Medina, delivers the crem de la cron in this absolute stoinker of a waffle. ARE. YOU. KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDING. ME. Not to be outdone, the Turtle Gang (Nikki ‘The Raging Bull Rainbow Serpent’ Van Dijk and Dimity ‘Shimmy Disco’ Stoyle) bring the caviar and disco biscuits to close it out. Pack one, pop one, rip one, sip one, strap in or strap on, Swellians, this one’s gonna tear you a newy.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From impoverished Madagascar to a pair of Pipe Masters titles, the greatest Tahiti Pro victory in history, a Quiksilver Pro France baguette, and an all around unbelievable earthly existence, Jeremy Flores debut on Ain't That Swell is not to be missed.The most hyped supergrom since Taj Burrow, Flores graduated to the World Tour in time to catch the tail-end of the golden age of professional surfing skulduggery. Feast on his tales of debauchery featuring the late great Andy Irons, brother Bruce, and Chris Ward, Nathan Fletchers Code Red mega-send, and much, much more. On the one and only Ain't That fucking Swell.Are. You. Keeeeeeeeeeeeding. Me?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week’s Core Lord is a Hawaiian heavy hitter with the purest of surfing pedigree, Seth Moniz.The son of Hawaiian surfing superhero, golden gloves boxer, and state motocross champion, Tony Moniz, Seth grew up in the midst of Hawaiian surf gods such as Dane Kealoha and Ben Aipa, to name just a few. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Righto La Nina. Think you can buddy up to us with a couple of measly cyclone swells then drop ya load all over the joint! YOU'RE A DISGRAAAACE! Hope ya get the lot ya mutt! AY! Get on protection ya dog!The Sultan of Psilocybin and the frontman of the Goons of Doom are joined by Cronulla Core Lord turned Ballina Blow-in, Connor O'Leary, to preview the upcoming Australian leg of the World Tour. We sift through the clues in the wake of Gabby Medina's shock departure from longtime coach and step-dad, Charlie Saldanha Rodriguez.We get deep and meaningful on Billy Kemper's radical near-death wipeout as well as the forlorn story of the late great, Andy Irons, as featured in Stab's new series, Andy and The Radicals.This and much more on the new episode of Ain't That Swell.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

She beat crippling arthritis, the murder of her father, the world's best female surfers, and a surf industry stacked with corporate reptiles to win a world title. Pauline Menczer is a deadset, fair dinkum icon and WE ARE NOT WORTHY.HMMMMMMMMMMMAD.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s about time the Swellians give the lunatics in the west their due respect. From Matt Manners to Camel, Chris Ross to Ry Craike, and many more, we acknowledge the mad core’ishness on the other side of the continent. We also go deep on Chunny’s mind-melting profile film, Blastoid, and hear the synapse-snapping full story behind one of the most heroic air-drop-tube-turn combos at Tombstones ever. Fellow Rage Team member and Ain’t That Swell LIVE’s original and most loved guest, Creed Mctaggart, returns to provide expert commentary and reflect on his journey.  We close out the show with an interview with OG Box Lord, Andrew Sheridan, including one of the most fucked up wipeout stories you’ll ever hear, featuring the late great, Todd Chesser. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Phone a friend, phone a Swellian! From Nord Lords to Core Lords and the greatest rugby league player to ever out winkle-spit the Merewether hmmmmmmmadman himself, we open up the Swellian Hotline. Not to be missed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.