March Bradness

Have you ever wondered if Brad Pitt should steal a baby? We know he has a lot of them already, but you could always use one more. We investigate further in this episode.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week, join us as we spend approximately two minutes with one Brad, and seven years with the other. In Happy Together, Brad plays a snarky college kid. In Seven Years in Tibet, Brad teaches a young Dalai Lama how the sun works and does a really bad German accent. We're getting down to it, folks.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We were in LA this week, so we leave you with a micro episode, some quick updates and a story about Brad Pitt the tomato farmer!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It's rocks versus sticks when these two Brads go to battle. Can the claiping (i.e. throwing rocks at the Amish as a hobby) baby Brad of A Stoning in Fulham County stand up against mostly-abs, skirt wearing Brad as Achilles in Troy??? Better get your headphones on.PLUS – we're going to LA!!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ice, ice, baby. Who would you rather have giving you a strip-tease in baggy underwear – Brad Pitt, or some other dude? Hint: it's Brad Pitt, in our preferable alternate universe where Brad is Jenna Rink's hockey player boyfriend in 13 Going on 30. PS – it's your last week to donate to our Indiegogo campaign and help us get to LA to screen a rare Brad Pitt film! igg.me/at/marchbradness  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Brad is BACK for the third and final movie in the Ocean's trilogy. How will Rusty stack up against smooth-talking skeezeball Johnny Suede? Will he be charmed by Johnny's beautiful suede shoes and pompadeur? Will he charm us? Featuring special guest Katelyn Davidson, Ocean's Expert. Indiegogo link: igg.me/at/marchbradness  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We just can't remember to forget Brad Pitt in Memento. It's almost like Christopher Nolan wanted our golden boy to play Leonard all along. igg.me/at/marchbradness  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

These movies really don't deserve to be talked about, but we're gonna do it anyway – because there's no length we won't go for Brad. Hitman goes up against Hitman in a showdown that will leave you reading the 2018 Ikea catalog. Indiegogo link: igg.me/at/marchbradness  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Where's Busy Bee??! Brad Pitt knows. Brad was born to play Hamilton Swan – the preppy, neurotic dog owner in Best in Show. He could pull off adult braces – plus, he loves dogs. ALSO: The Oscars emailed us back, and we need your help!igg.me/at/marchbradness  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Brad saves the day as Metro Man in Dreamworks Animation's Megamind, while Brad dukes it out with Angie and speaks okay French in By the Sea. It doesn't take a megamind to see his marriage is in trouble. PLUS – the Oscars emailed us back, and we need your help!Indiegogo link: igg.me/at/marchbradness  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Brad Pitt's charm is so powerful, we're pretty sure that if Brad were inhabiting the body of a bee, you would fall in love with that bee. Jerry Seinfeld? Not so much. Enter: Brad Pitt in Bee Movie.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Well, we couldn't find Contact... so until the Oscars emails Sarah back, you get to listen to Sleepers vs Fury! Wardaddy Brad (we swear to God this is his canonical name) goes up again Brad as a District Attorney. PLUS, he kills a man with a HOT DOG CART!  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Brad Pitt is the world's most eligible Dadchelor. If you make this guy in Dream Daddy, we guarantee the dads in the haunted cul-de-sac of Maple Bay will be lining up to date him.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Brad ages backwards from an old man baby in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, while Brad ages forward in The Favor. Two tales of fatherhood. Two hot Brads (when one isn't busy being an old man baby). This is one for the books.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hey, world – when's Brad Pitt gonna host Saturday Night Live? What's the big idea? He's a cool guy and he doesn't sing, so he wouldn't have to do a musical number. Hannah and Sarah explain.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Snack Brad returns! Hannah and Sarah are joined by special guest Anne Peterson to compare lovable thief Rusty (Ocean’s Twelve) with the VERY bad boy, Billy (Too Young to Die?). Only one comes out alive.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hannah and Sarah take down Matthew "hot dog water" McConaughey in this week's mini episode. Brad Pitt should have been in Failure to Launch... sort of.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week on March Bradness, Brad Pitt's take on the war industrial complex in his latest, War Machine – VERSUS - Brad Pitt's take on the sitcom industrial complex in Friends: The One with the Rumor! Plus, Hannah and Sarah discuss the merits of a sympathy card and staying friends with your exes. Featuring hosts Hannah and Sarah.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Quick: think of an iconic time traveling teen. He's cool, but not TOO cool - and he dresses really well. If you guessed Brad Pitt in Back to the Future, you're absolutely right. Wait... which timeline are we in? Featuring hosts Hannah & Sarah.  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

A war-torn Brad from Allied (2016) goes up against Brad as energetic camera-man in The Image (1990). Will his youthful exhuberance be enough to put him in the running? Plus – we FINALLY get to talk about David Fincher and Brad Pitt teaming up for World War Z. Featuring hosts Hannah and Sarah & special guest Raina Deerwater, host of 'There's Nothing Ironic About Show Choir: A Glee Podcast'  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.