Plumbing The Death Star

In which our heroes grab a wand, throw on a cloak and head into their own backyard as they ask if Australia were to have a Wizarding School, how would it function? Join the two Plumbing boys who aren't Duscher and special guest Adam as they explore how being a wizard but also hot would work, give themselves horrific but also appropriate magic names and ignore winter. Jackson has the hiccups, Adam never watches football and Zammit is just sick of having his lack of knowledge exposed. It's a magical, but uniquely Australian time where those without magic are definitely, 100% officially called muggos. Just ask JK.Want to help us build the Wattlebush Academy? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can pick up some portables on the cheap.And don’t forget to be a magic boy or girl by heading to http://www.lootcrate.com/letmedie, use the code letmedie to save some serious $$$ on your next lootcrate subscription!Also, if you’ve got time check out our video only YouTube chann

In which our heroes consume all of pop culture, sit alone in their rooms and then use this knowledge to make real life decisions while asking Which Fictional Universe Has the Worst Moral Message? Join the Plumbing boys as they battle through constant interruptions from Zoe taking selfies, constant interruptions from Adam sneezing and constant interruptions from Follow (may he rest in peace) knocking everything off our recording desk. Jackson reveals how close to anime he can get without getting a blood nose, Zammit is angry we wasted money on sending a man to space and Duscher just wants to make everyone get out their phones literally the moment the episode starts. Today's episode is a real exercise in professionalism and we bloody nail it, so let's have a moment of silence to celebrate the unwavering motivation of the boys. We did it.Want to help us afford a new dog with an untwistable stomach? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can get right on that.And don’t f

In which our heroes rev their engines, lick their lips, and melt their brains in confusion and fear as we ask Cars! What? We try to explain cars as bugs, attempt to explain the Car Pope, and try to comprehend the logistics of hollowing out a plane. Zammit goes into too much detail about Car Hitler, Jackson thinks cars bone like wolves, and Duscher just doesn’t want anyone to worry. So go to the infosphere to get your career, milk a tractor for its mystery milk, and grow a baby car in your trunk. Its a confusing, terrifying world, and we come to basically no conclusions. Help.Want to help us get to the bottom of this? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start working on a plausible theory today.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.And don’t forget to check out our Super Gym Friends and Dinosaur Park: The 1986 Tabletop RPG on iTunes today! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv

In which our heroes drove for 9 hours, checked into an Air B&B from hell and did a live show in Sydney while asking which fictional Universe Has the worst education system? It's a wild ride where the boys discuss the logistics of an education solely by booping, investigate school ruses within ruses and just wish Jackson would stop publicly supporting genocide. Zammit can't figure out if Cyclops is alive or dead, Duscher doesn't want to shoot his dog and Jackson just can't help himself. Brace yourselves as the boys realise that no such thing as a perfect education, while almost simultaneously realising that nothing will ever stop Jackson's burping rampage. Nothing.Want to help us have the best education? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can learn gud.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.And don’t forget to check out everything Dinosaur Park related on iTunes, https://san

In which our heroes look out their windows, see a whole lot of super heroics occurring, but struggle to make out terribly much as we ask what does the general public know about the Avengers? We confuse Thor with a Buff Nan, spend most of the time hiding under things, and lose count of how many Iron Men there are. James wants to move to the country, Duscher recalls the day the Hulks came, Zammit intends to give his children powers at whatever the cost, and Jackson just tries to describe the events of Avengers to the rest of the gang as they hide under a car. So prepare yourself for another confusing super hero event, do your best to make out whats going on amidst the colour and light, and then call your insurance company about the Hulk. Hopefully they can do something about whats going on.Want to help us afford Hulk insurance? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can protect our assists today.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your

In which our heroes pick up a comic, flick through the pages and decide to give this Superman fella the business while asking if we were a Superman villain, what would our gimmick be? Straight off the bat we discuss evil wizards, the keys to hassling Superman and the in and outs of Lex Luthor's land deals. Jackson has a complex plan to put Superman back in a TV, Zammit remembers that the Irredeemable comic is super good, Duscher tries to argue the logistics of a sentient tornado and James just wants everyone to remember that Pa Kent is a bad bloke. Join us as we all realise very quickly why Superman villains are all the same and if there is one take away lesson from today's episode it's that you should never trust a dog.Want to help us hassle Superman’s grapes? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start giving him the business today.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. Hos

In which our heroes fuse with an alien, become a goo monster, and give Spiderman the business as we ask which Plumbing Boy would make the best symbiote? We wonder why Spiderman doesn’t just carry a bell with him at all times, try to figure out which symbiotes are alive and cops, and explain hospices. Zammit struggles to find a crime worth eating someone for, Duscher learns how to smell the dying, and Jackson just flips the script and ruins the symbiotes life. So get in touch with your dark side, learn to eat human beings, and then eventually go to space. Also watch Roseanne.Want to help put a dvd copy of Roseanne season 1 in every house? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can begin shipping then off.In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-dea

In which our heroes turn ten, get a magic animal from a professor, and leave home forever as they ask how do people grow up in the Pokémon world? We discuss gym economy, shake our heads at islands only available by swimming, and catch god. Jackson’s favourite pokémon is 165 souls, Zammit keeps calling a machop a machomp, Duscher elaborates on the Pokemon War, and James just can’t deal with any of it. So open your pokédex, aim it directly at the embodiment of time, and have an uncomfortable religious awakening. Gotta catch em all! And by them we sometimes mean deities.Want to help Jackson open a bike shop? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can help him set up shop.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and check out the subred

In which our heroes x, y and z as they try to get by in a fantasy world. We estimate how many adventurers there are in the world, leave the township of Thrupence to found the town of Fourpence and make a chaotic neutral rogue our sheriff. Jackson tries to overthrow Zammit, Zammit is a level one commoner and Adam turns it all into a game. So join the gang as they play the Sims crossed with Dungeons and Dragons. Want to hire some half-orcs to dig your ditch? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can find yourself in a racial minefield.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and check out the subreddit over at reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes try and figure out right from wrong, try to understand the difference between lawful and chaotic and if some things can be born evil while wondering what alignment is a baby. We look at dragons being jerks from birth, see what can change alignment and realise D&D doesn’t cover mental illness. Adam is our resident expert, Zammit attempts to work out when murder is okay and Jackson just wants to build the perfect utopia. It ranges on the morality spectrum as we work out just how long it takes to gain an alignment in Dungeons and Dragons. Want to help identify who is a jerk and who isn’t? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in levelling up our alignment detection spells. In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/s

In which our heroes attempt true beauty, combine man with horse and gallop off into the sunset as we ask how can a centaur possibly work. We solve the question two minutes in, get disgusted about horse/centaur births and create an 'us versus them' dichotomy in a medieval society almost instantaneously. Jackson assumes the man part is all muscle, Adam gets onto his knees to get into the headspace of a centaur and Zammit just wants to know how they pick stuff up off the ground. So join the gang as they combine with beast to truely understand the majesty of nature.Want to learn about giraffes today? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can find out why they have those long necks.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and check out

In which our heroes get chosen as tributes, enter the games, and then start a revolution as we ask would the Hunger Games be entertaining? We discuss other forms of entertainment in the Capitol, laugh at Peeta’s rock throwing abilities, and do the Katniss whistle. Duscher knows the names of all the character, Zammit has a learning experience, and Jackson just falls asleep in the lake but doesn’t drown. So set off the canons, watch the games at gunpoint, and bleed out of your mouth a little. Viva la boring revolution.Want to keep Jackson full of ham? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can fill his tummy goodIn Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes worry about an evil superman, gather the worst of the worst, and get them to do our dirty work as we ask: what would you do with the Suicide Squad. We calculate Harley’s age, describe South American geography, and talk some shit about Twister. Zammit makes the Suicide Squad mow lawns, Duscher over-explains nearly everything, James valiantly defends the film, and Jackson just wants to send the Skwad into lava. So get some bombs in your necks, weep for economically destroyed Australia, and think of a better use for the Suicide Squad then dying when Superman punches their brains out. Because come on, like seriously.Want to help James set up his park to hunt man in? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can start erecting electric fences.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available

In which our heroes are a rude journalist, go to a small snowy town, and piss off a magic groundhog as we ask the question how would you survive a Groundhog Day. We discuss the different ways to eat a nan, wonder why Bill Murray didn't become an inhuman monster, and inevitably turn to cannibalism. Zammit attempts to sleep with an entire town, Jackson does terrible things to his genitals, and Duscher just wants to get nuked. It's an infinite nightmare that doesn't end until Groundhog tells Mrs Groundhog he's sorry for being a dickhead.Want to help Jackson learn how to build a blimp quickly? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can get him lessons.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for m

In which our heroes present bloody molars to their parents, get a good night of sleep and awake to gold coins while questioning why the Tooth Fairy collects teeth. Join us as we encounter humanity’s magical foes, politely ask them not to kill our kids and find ourselves in a succession of conflicts with the Fey/Fay/Fae. Jackson contemplates the applications of a tooth stockpile, Zammit tries to negotiate a fair peace treaty and Duscher just wants to satisfyingly deliver film synopses. Prepare yourself for the War of Teeth as we draw back the curtain on a (disg)race of creatures hiding under the guise of a single entity to rob us of precious enamel. Well, scrap enamel. And in exchange for gold. And under the cover of darkness, presumably out of fear. Hmm. We may be the bad guys here. Troubling.Want to help ignite the war of teeth? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we can finally get those fairy bastards.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death St

In which our heroes are tired and want to go to bed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes commit some crimes, go to jail, but then get turned into anti-heroes a bit as we ask what do we think will happen in suicide squad? We discuss Jared Leto’s sex crimes, talk a lot of shit about BvS, and bet steak dinners. Zammit laboriously explains Captain Marvel, Duscher hates method acting, Jackson brings back his favourite gag just for him, Aaron wishes DC would stop hurting him and we all just want to die. So get some bombs in your head, tattoo a mouth on your hand, and send all your mates condoms. Its spoiler free until 50 minutes and 51 seconds in til 51 minutes and 38 seconds.Want to help finally do it and form our own Suicide Squad? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help let us die.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes get ready for a formal occasion, learn how to do a windsor knot and completely forget to put on pants as we head out the door, all the while wondering why Donkey Kong wears a tie. We look at the attire of all the Kong Klan, discover horrible things about Mario’s past and constantly remind ourselves of DK’s lacking intelligence. Jackson wants to know where the bananas are, Zammit wants to put ties on all apes, fictional and real, and Duscher just wants more information on the DK rap. It’s a strange suit fitting as we dress up animals. Want to help dress animals in formalwear? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help get an ape in more wedding photos. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In which our heroes are haunted by past decisions, live through nightmares and attempt to solve our hellish lives with arson while asking how did P!nk's house get so full of evil clowns? Join your favourite pop music fans as they attempt to understand a deeper meaning behind every single lyric, misunderstand the point of metaphors and discuss the royal you, royal we and the royal singular us. Jackson figures out the perfect amount of clowns to allow in your house, Zammit likes the idea of one person running from a thousand bulls and Duscher just wants to flaunt his university education. Buckle in for another top tier episode that everyone has been clamouring for! You're welcome fans.Want to help us investigate the clown rash phenomenon? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can receive your (possible) fun house.And don’t forget to purchase your copies of Dinosaur Park and Boone Shepard over at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priva

In which our heroes play the roles of Vault-Tec employees, working on contract for the military. We run for cover as the bombs fall around us, seal the vault doors behind us and figure out who we want as our Overseer. Jackson creates the council of clowns, Zammit just does The Village from M. Night Shyamalan and Adam just wants to make a very racist, but efficient, vault. So join the gang as they aid the US government with evil experiments. Want to break one of God's commandments? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can get your brain put into a dogs body. And want to watch us play Fallout 4? Head to http://www.sanspantsradio.com/adam-falls-out/! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.