Round The Back

This week Joe and Dave discuss the hatred of breathing and vagina scented masks, ref vs. judge in Ipswich showdown, and curry obsessed Joe Cole in Barcelona. Also, this week our puns are out of this world!

This week Joe has a birthday and Dave doesn't. If you have sex with a giant chicken wear rubber gloves (or a full hazmat suit), Greater Manchester Police aren't that great.... AND: EXCLUSIVE - Sean Dyche plays his 'Pussy Blues'. Also, 2 big semis revealed!!

This week Joe and Dave discover that Betws-y-Coed in Wales is a great location for lay-by mouth sex, Celine Dion is still Celine Dion, and mannequins can have girlfriends. Also, will Brendan (Brenda) Rodgers become Jonny Evans' new cleaning lady?

This week Joe and Dave discuss kidnapped mannequins in Scotland, whether Chinese arseholes are clear of COVID, and discover that Antonio Cassano was Real Madrid's Alan Partridge. Also, Rodney, Brent, Shirley and Frottage are OUT.

This week Joe and Dave discuss the age old tradition in India of swapping shoes with your interviewer, Glenn Hoddle doing Barry Manilow and Haaland dropping bars. Also, Danny Symptoms and Thomas House Partey.

This week Dave would like to marry Margaret Thatcher and Joe would like to shag a Tweenie. In other news, Poland loves Home Alone, Canadian women take their husbands for walkies, and Michael Ballbag.

This week Joe and Dave discuss pushing sex dolls down the stairs, Messi's little legs and our good friend No.1 Fan Jack Bauer. Also, Hungary is boring.

This week Joe and Dave side step the usual format and answer questions from fans - Ask Us Anything! Jonny Evans and Phil Jones make cameo appearances, new years resolutions are discussed and much reminiscing ensued. Happy New Year to all!

It’s Christmas! Festive greetings from Joe and Dave, Jonny Evans, Pauline, Gunnersaurus (Jerry Quy), No.1 Fan Dan, Keyboard Warrior Henry, Sgt. James Mason, Gideon The Briefcase, The Ponsonby Brothers and Andorra.

This week Joe & Dave are back (but not together) and discuss if two nostrils are required, if Cumbum is ruder than Sexmoan, and we ask: is the Pope a cannibal?

In our third Mini Episode we dissect the latest and most important world news stories - John Lydon's penis and a Tik Tok teens' tortuous yet tantalising tautology.

e features a series of earth shatteringly important headlines that define the times we're living in. Enjoy!

School & Footballer Puns from our loyal fans! Due to our local Covid 19 restrictions we will be releasing a series of mini episodes recorded over zoom. We hope you find them punderful.

This week we spend a lot of time on dinner, a man wears nappies to work, Greggs on ya bum, and the football world does not like big pictures. Also, Sean sings again and Patrice is le bastard.

This week we discuss sweary parrots, pooing in front of colleagues, dinosaurs getting sacked and Man Utd fans without brains. Also, Stephen is back with...... a friend.

This week we are back from a short break, in our new HQ! We're talking spunky rubber sheaths, top hats on Mars, German socially distanced football, and five cards of rouge. Also, Pauline and Sean.

This week Dave and Joe discuss the problems that come with sexually taunting zebras, trying to find the end of the earth in Italy, and offering sex workers for a charity event. Also, Roberto Mancini will give you three boners.

This week Dave and Joe both report on the Penis in News, Brazilian women are equal to their male counterparts (we've always said that), and Michael Owen is beer. Plus, Victor Lindelof is our hero of the week.

This week Joe and Dave learn about scabby sex toys, tasered chocolate-eating monkeys and Messi the music man. Also: naughty Maguire, factual Barry, and Windass is available.

This woche we learn that Jesus likes food, shrubbery and fish, people bite and point guns at penises, and Ronald Koeman wipes his bottom with football shirts. Also, maybe Dean Windass is available?