Rated H

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on insertion, doing it face to face, new features and resurrections. Oh and on this episode? Is that an angel I hear singing? Nope. It's just Ben.

Trailer for the forthcoming podcast, The Muscles from Brussels. Ben and Smokey were honoured to be guests on the very first episode. A lot of fun was had, many dodgy accents flowed and every high kicking second was covered. Many thanks to our lovely and wonderful friend Gabriela, for the invite.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on stuff, stuff and more stuff. Oh and on this episode? Don't ask us what was said, we will never tell you.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on selling out, how to improve classic children's tv shows, perfect date night films and how to make a podcast when both hosts are broken. Oh and this episode? A certain accent, may make a reappearance.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on home furnishings, demonic felines, childhood trauma and big jaws. Oh and on this episode? Ben forgets how to divide 10 by 2. Apparently.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along. It's Adam Roche, from the awesome Attaboy Clarence, Secret History of Hollywood and Talking Pictures TV podcasts! Hear their opinions on sausages, getting over excited and surprise canine guests. Oh and on this episode? Most. Outtakes. Ever.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on ghosts, ghouls, banshees, flying masonry and fish puns. Oh and on this episode? Smokey adds another impression to his roster.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Byrne, burns, nuns and guns. Oh and this episode? Ben coins a term that has never been used before. Because it's filthy.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on wax (unsurprisingly), X-Rated material (unsurprisingly) and flanges. Oh and this episode? Smokey produces a noise from his soul.

A little bonus. Are we thankful? Yes. Are we drunk? Yes. Should we have released this? You decide.

Ben and Smokey take you on truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on office politics, important knives, Antipodean contributors and going above and beyond for your podcast. Oh and this episode, Ben and Smokey flex their muscles.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on Twitter feud rules, exquisite acting, poor decisions and surprising ratings. Oh and this episode? Outtakes. So many outtakes.

Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on lizards, stiffening bones, predators and flappy skin. Oh and this episode? Smokey appears to be slightly refreshed. Slightly.

Our listeners didn't ask for it, but they've got it. The feature presentation reviews from episodes 1-3. Tucker & Dale Vs Evil, The Legend of Hell House and Martyrs. Did we know what we were doing back then? Kind of. Did Ben react badly to some things? Maybe. Was Smokey a pervert in those early days? Definitely.

Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on pool cleaners, household appliances, unfortunate biological developments and the infuriating life of a Librarian. Oh and on this episode? Ben explodes. Several times.

Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on urban legends, sex phones, lawnmowers and why all children are terrifying. Oh and on this episode? Both Ben and Smokey burst into song. Oh yes.

Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on witches, toxic avengers, rollercoasters and even more tales of bloody nipples. Oh and on this episode, Ben and Smokey collapse under the pressure of Harry Potter trivia.

Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey...but this time, they're dragging someone else along. It's Tom, from the awesome Anywhere But Here podcast. Hear their opinions on bloody nipples, gooey fingers and massive hair. Oh and on this episode? Ben may have forgotten something.

Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on fading memories, showers, alternate uses for wine bottles and how to cheat at the Alphabet of Terror! Oh and on this episode? Ben nearly makes himself pass out, with his own description of a film.

Your hosts Ben and Smokey take you on a truly horrific journey. Hear their opinions on monkey butlers, too much exposition and the finest cuisine that Teeside can provide. Oh and on this episode? Smokey stops having a filthy mind. Briefly.