Lost At Home Podcast

Wrapping up Halloween month with the OFFICIAL Halloween episode, we Mythbust urban legends about poisonous and dangerous Halloween treats. Turns out there's little to be afraid of when it comes to Halloween candy, aside of course from the diabetes and obesity. We also jump on the Ebola Train, adding our own spin to the media hype and fear mongering. To round out the show, we have our last group of scary-themed web droppings this month, with stories involving cannibalism: Pakistan Edition, a historian that takes grave robbing too far, a head master that resides over his old class in Romania as a skeleton, a Satanist in Oklahoma who takes his rage out on the 10 commandments, clowns that get naughty with dildos at a haunted house, a man who is granted a finance-free divorce because his wife is a genie, and Scott gracefully explains what munging is. Happy Halloween everybody!

Vampire graveyards take center stage to start the show this week, morphing somehow into a film about bricks and dicks. It's the journey that matters though, so join us on our tangential path! Along the way you'll also learn about the scariest haunted houses in the world, a vanishing cabin, zombie Santa Claus, a wannabe Lizzie Borden, and the burrowing spider. Ooooohh (read as a ghost sound).

To keep the spirit of Halloween going we put together a special dramatic reading of the first (of many?) Lost At Home Podcast fan fiction piece. Listen as Freddy Krueger of Nightmare on Elm Street fame battles Pennywise from Stephen King's It for possession of tweens in Derry, Maine. Listen further as things heat up between the two monstrous icons and...well...just listen.....

To keep the spirit of Halloween going, we've not only got some weird and creepy web droppings for you, we put together a special dramatic reading of the first (of many?) Lost At Home Podcast fan fiction pieces. Listen as Freddy Krueger of Nightmare on Elm Street fame battles Pennywise from Stephen King's It for possession of tweens in Derry, Maine. Listen further as things heat up between the two monstrous icons and...well...just listen. For web droppings this week: The Wasco Clown photography/art project terrifies California residents, a burglar leads cops to him by leaving a special stain inside a teddy bear at the crime scene, a bachelorette party goes awry, a sacrificial goat turns the tables on its sacrificers, a teen loses his virginity to an unlikely subject, and...SPIDERS! Sleep tight.

Boy, do we have a show for you! This week we speak with Vincent Guastini of his eponymous special effects studio, Vincent Guastini Productions. Vincent has worked on a fully geekable list of films including: Dogma, Requiem for a Dream, The Last of the Mohicans, Cabin Fever: Patient Zero, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Infliction, to name just a few. He also has a hand in V/H/S: Viral, the latest installment in the series due out October 23rd. Listen in as we discuss his work on some of the aforementioned films and pick his brain about how he got started, what his favorite movie monster is, and even what he prefers for romantic comedies. Also on the pod: This week in Truthers, polyphonic singing that doesn't sound humanly possible, a fish with human teeth is caught in Russia, a zombie cobra comes back from the dead for revenge on the chef who killed it, potatoes don't make good contraception, and Kansas declares October "Zombie Preparedness Month."

It's Halloween Month, so we'll be looking to serve up as many stories and web droppings with sinister themes that we can find. On the menu this week: Walking Dead human flesh burgers, new ways to make Instagram creepy, fart metal, zombie Ebola patients, a horror frog that breaks its own bones to generate claws, street corner child exorcisms, and Satan lives in your anus.

This week on the pod, Scott and Jeremiah discuss the lack of alpaca porn in the world, give you a little iPhone 6 news that may have gotten lost in the fray, and Bruce Bruce stops by to talk about Mandarin Chinese while Scott attempts to just talk Mandarin Chinese. Also on the podcast: Scott's take on a vague dispute about Hot Pockets, a man stabs his roommate over a loud threesome (jealous much?), a man surprisingly has to get ball bearings surgically removed from his penis and a woman decides to add another boob, ala Total Recall. There's also some news regarding a new horror-themed podcast with Darren Ewing of Troll 2 fame and the podcast gets its first comic con invite thanks to ChaseCon!

Why should the blind be left out when it comes to the wonders of pornography? Luckily they don't have to be anymore, thanks to the charitable work of pornfortheblind.org. Join Scott and Jeremiah this week for a sample of a few entries. You'll want more, we promise. Also on the pod: Mac Lethal inspires with a new track, Channing Tatum wants to touch your junk, a new boob squeezing s(t)imulator allows geeks to get denied sexual activity even in the virtual world, how much masturbation a man can handle before dying, crack tarts, toddler daycare fight club part 2, and a motel owner gives guests much more molesting than they bargained for (that'll drive your Yelp reviews down the toilet).

What happens to your beloved soulless, godless, unbaptized pets after you get raptured? As troubling as it sounds, lil' Fluffy won't be going with you when you join the Lord, but that doesn't mean your pet has to fall victim to starvation or fend for itself in a post-apocalyptic Mad Maxian animal frenzy free-for-all! This week on the podcast we'll point you toward a service to take care of your pets post-rapture. Also on the pod: My Parents Open Carry book reviews, toddler fight club, why it's never ok to look at porn at work, what $85 worth of mayo really buys you, hallucinating hostaged hopheads, a masturbating meth head resists arrest, Zimbabwe: Panties Edition and of course, Coolio releases a song about whacking off to Pornhub. Buckle up folks and get the facts on the Lost At Home Podcast.

This week we have an interview with Bill Zebub, renowned film director, writer, producer, actor, radio personality and publisher. We talk about his upcoming movies, including Holocaust Cannibal, and pick his brain about metal, his death metal mag The Grimoire of Exalted Deeds, get philosophical, solve racism, and learn how not to urinate into bottles. Of course there's much, much more in this epic one-hour special interview episode.

Did you know Africa has a goblin problem? You do now! Join Scott and Jeremiah as they journey across the globe to discuss rapey goblins and non-rapey goblins in Zimbabwe, bad reasons to call 911 in Montana, when it's okay to be a peeping Tom in Egypt, anti-Semitic pasta dishes in Taiwan, and the best excuse you can have for being late to work in West Virginia (it includes traffic, chickens, assault rifles, IEDs and a jar of marijuana). Won't you join us on our international endeavor?

This week on the pod we get some gossip on the Star Wars front, get excited about the Wet Hot American Summer Netflix series, Scott sees a guy get hit by a car, Bruce Bruce stops by to talk sexist Australian ads, and we get introduced to the world of Croatian rap, via General Woo, and Croatian penis collecting--what next, a mushroom stamp collection? (bah-dum)

Forget sharks, it's Juggalo Week! What else needs to be said? Grab a bottle of Faygo, make yourself up to look like a dip$#!t clown, leave your integrity at the door, and get ready to trash it up with Scott and Jeremiah. Wanna know about magnets and how those work? Too bad, only God knows. Stuff it scientists, or should I say "liar-tists!" No Juggahos allowed.

In our accidentally almost themed "sexisode," we touch on the recent epidemic of people neglecting their children to get freaky (sometimes in a hot tub, sometimes in a Walmart parking lot), discuss starter porn, or "smut training wheels," using Fapworthy, and find out there's a difference between improperly cooked calamari and a condom. In non-sex news, we introduce the world to a little-known indie film called Guardians of the Galaxy--we hope it gets the attention it deserves someday--and listen in on some of the "best drops ever." 

OH MY GOD!!! The much promised, justifiably hyped Darren Ewing interview is finally here as a 25th episode special for all our listeners out there! Not only did Darren star in one of Lost At Home Podcast's favorite cult horror films, Troll 2, he is also a talented musician currently playing in Dizzy Desoto (www.dizzydesoto.com). We sit down and pick his brain about his work on Troll 2, discover his favorite Ghostbuster and Golden Girl (not the same person), and we attempt to understand dubstep together. The rest of the show finds us digging an episode up from the archives, 1989 to be exact. Revisit a classic episode of the (then) Lost At Home Radio Hour where we touched on Urkel, Milli Vanilli, the Reagan years and made some astonishingly poor predictions. Tune in and remember to pump up the jam!

Plenty of greatness this week as Scott and Jeremiah discuss the world's longest movie (and movie trailer), Dashcon fails, Weird Al's new #1 album, canine sex toys, and of course, that age-old stereotype about white people and their noodles.

There's a new trend in humiliation porn, wubbing is the new twerking, police want to electrocute a teen into getting a boner, and a woman chooses a poor place to stash her crack--hint: it rhymes with fuhgina. All this and not much more on The Lost At Home Podcast: Summer Edition 2014 Blastathon Amazing Like Rocket Great.

What do you do when you don't like the President? Blow black smoke on 'dem liberal p*$$ies hwut drive 'dat Prius!! Other gems from this week's episode include: Kevin Smith's Batman vs. Superman, Paula Deen's memoirs, more poo, dick shooting, and how to get arrested (hint: attempt to throw a drug-filled football into a prison). And if you haven't heard Rob Cantor's song Perfect, sung as 29 different celebrities, prepare to be wowed!

What happens when you cross Molly, cocaine, weed and the great outdoors? BEARS!!! Jeremiah and Scott will fill you in on how, as well as introduce you to the great summer hit Salsa Tequila by Anders Nilsen. What else does Lost At Home Podcast have to offer this week? How about bangable iPads, more mystery pooping, how to change your life with a password, and the Open Worm Project. We promise it'll make you happier than Facebook at least.

This week we talk to Michael Zapcic of AMC's Comic Book Men and the podcast I Sell Comics!, part of Kevin Smith's SModcast Network. Listen in as Mike talks comics, cooking, and Mexican mobsters. Later in the show Bruce Bruce Moran stops by to discuss Austria for some reason, Paramount announces that it now only makes sequels and reboots starring Mark Wahlberg, we take a ride on Liam Lynch's Tiger Train, and of course web droppings abound with stories involving sperm extractors, a swiss cheese pervert and more!