That Larry Show

Was Mary a TNS chick? What sort of mother was she? Who or what made J.C. turn water into wine? Did he back-talk his momma? Did she put up with his snotty attitude? Was J.C. a slacker? An underachiever? What made him decide to finally strut his stuff? All this and more in this bizarro Mother’s Day episode.

Selfies – more dangerous than sharks • The social-media-(not-so) - good Samaritans • Larry’s near-death encounter with an elephant • Types of selfies and what they reveal about you • A man, a bear, a selfie, the “friends” who filmed his demise and the stray dog that tried to save him • Why it’s okay to laugh at others’ deaths (but not their accents) • All this and more!

Laughing at Job † Is God a prick? † Why did God hang out with Satan? † Meet Jehova, the joker/sadist † What in tarnation is reincarnation? † Who was more evil, Satan or Jehova? † All this and more in today’s episode of Sinner’s Sunday. (For more background about this episode visit thatlarryshow.com.)

Danger, why we need it! • Why safety is over-rated • Why America is obese • Who are the Helmet People? • Are you one of them? • How Larry was almost killed in Paris • The smarter investment than Bitcoin • Why most safety is really about Kontrol • What is Danger Day and why will it be better than Christmas? • The soundtrack of 21st Century America – revealed • All this and more in this dangerous episode!

How to make your heaven on earth • What’s 1400 square miles with a 200 foot wall? • Why was Larry riding a white turkey? • What 6-letter word usually means hell on earth? • Why should you start a family? • What vehicle will you drive in the afterlife? • Truth, the who not the what • All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #12!

Why I hate Starbucks • When your best friend marries a disaster • The loudmouth judge we love to loathe • Why nobody should be called “your honor" • Accessing the autonomic tone in your brain that can save your life • Marital happiness – the odds are revealed • The voice that can kill you • The barista Larry nearly decked • All this and more!

BS radar, how to develop it • Who is Braco the Gazer? • What C-word do liars love to use? • The bullsh*t pipeline -- how to cap it before it drowns you • What are the weapons of good and evil? • Why Doubting Thomas should be YOUR role-model • All this and more in Sinners’ Sunday #11.

A killer pimp, gun play and street racing • RIP R. Lee Ermey, the anti-soy boy • Who is Mickey Mouse Mattis and why is he a punk? • Does stepping in dog-sh*t really bring good luck? • What celebrity deaths made Larry smile? • Why the biggest enemy of free speech is the Pentagon • All this and more in this kick-ass 2-part episode!

Serving Sacred Sleaze • Did Jesus hang out with hookers? • The holy sh*t storm • How tight is too tight for a hug? • What happened to Jimmy Swaggart at the no-tell motel? • How to let God spin YOUR sexual misconduct scandal • What did the Tasmanian Devil make the preacher do? All this and MORE!!!

Underage drinking with Larry • The rest of the pizzeria story from Episode 80 • The cool cop you’d like to know (and drink with) • What goes into the DMV “shopping cart?” • Larry disses: Coward County Sheriff, Gov. Jerry Brown and the Kalifornia bureaucracy • Why political dynasties ALWAYS spell disaster • When your gubmint assaults you • All this and more – dig in!

How sleazy were Devil Popes? • Who were they? • Which was the ulcerated sodomist? • How did Larry drink beer in a restaurant in 5th grade? • Did he get busted? • What are Chreasters, CEOs and submarines? • How to buy a “Get Out of Hell Pass” • All this and MORE!!!

Battling group think • What is buck lure and how can it win the war on men? • Fighting morons in the street, at home and at work • What’s the most dangerous animal in the nation? • Other names morons call themselves • People who should be eaten by predators • People who should be fed to wood chippers • Moron count: Toronto vs. Los Angeles • All this and more in the all moron episode!

How to scam the boss • Sabotage 101 • Stealth destruction of Kumbaya co-workers • Smashing true believers • Retaining your privacy at a “transparent” workplace • Breaking team spirit • Getting with the program as you f**k with the program • Humiliating corporate logo-wear • All this and more!

The kiss that kills • Bowling for Heroes, mankind’s favorite pastime • Why you should NEVER trust a mob • Should Good Friday be bigger than Easter? • Audio clips from the Last Supper • How to spot a traitor • Surviving betrayal • Who’s your forever buddy? All this and more…

What else died in the overhead bin? • Lies United tells • It was NO ACCIDENT • Why misplaced respect will doom our species • Two words that may SAVE mankind • Words and phrases they use to control us • Punks you should hate • The corporatocracy • This episode will piss you off!

How to be a One Man Gang • Kicking ass in your lions’ den • Why Bluto was smarter than Daniel – and how you can be, too • What’s a Satrap? • What Human Resources really means • How to avoid lions’ den situations • All this and MORE!

The secret of happiness – REVEALED! • Larry finds it in Hollywood – but where? • What is the Lunacy Commission of New York State? • TONY SPUMONTE IS BACK! • Who are Marty and Elayne and why are they important to YOU? • 3 false routes to happiness you need to AVOID • How a nut-job saved Tony • All this and more!!!!

JC’s secret nickname revealed • Televangelists – the cool, the crazy the dangerous • The preacher who heals you to death • JC’s nutty, locust eatin’ cousin-- explained • Larry’s favorite televangelist • Throwing fast balls of faith • The pointy preacher-ette you’re sure to like •The punishment song for non-donors • All this and MORE!!

Larry warps time • What’s FWOT and how will it fix your life? • Chick time vs. guy time • NY vs. LA time • Why are 25,000 days important to you? • What’s the best hedge against maturity? • Are we our own time bandits? • Larry advises a strong, silent guy on dealing with mean bitches • All this and more!

Was Jesus a party animal? • Who were the Sons of Thunder? • Snarky nicknames JC had for his pals • How did JC’s first miracle involve alcohol? • How was JC manipulated by a woman? • Does abstinence make you a better person? • Why JC would have hung out at Sinners’ Sunday • All this and more!