That Larry Show

The most brilliant comment Larry ever heard • When is the right time to have a kid? • Larry's movement, DAD'S LIVES MATTER • Why is Dad always a punch line? • Meet the dead beat moms •Two words that ID fathers you want to avoid (or deck) •  What is a lactating daddy? • Are you one? (If so, KYS) • Time travel with Larry (not for WIMPS!) • IN SEARCH OF...the sitcom that depicts mom as a villain  • SPOILER: This episode will change you forever. Beware.

Some chick tries to sterilize Larry on an airplane • Larry's Mexican Stand-Offs -- in Mexico • Why "I'll make the best of it" is loser talk • How we zoom ourselves • The greatest bluff of all time • Why were there flies on Larry's fly? • What the hell is Dolph Lungren doing in a Mayan Temple? • Head fakes and Jedi mind tricks • Larry's vaccine for Montezuma's Revenge (it's 80 proof) • The difference between a lie and a bluff • All this and more!

Larry (in a Pontiac) battles Psycho Steroid Hercules • Where are the pointiest chix in North America? • Larry almost becomes a victim • When Larry was a wimp • The ultimate pointy chick arcade game • Secrets to your best summer ever • Who you should mock mercilessly, and how  • How to teach a four-year-old to body surf • Meet Larry's T.N.S Dad • Best episode yet! • And more, more, more!

Who is Mickey Gubitosi? • Who inspired Larry to Take No Sh*t? • Why is Robert Blake banging a gorilla? • Why did Robert Blake mention Larry Bleidner on Larry King? • Why Robert Blake worries about his testicles • Is Robert Blake taller than you? • How Larry found  O.J. Simpson in the Twilight Zone • What word is written on Larry's imaginary blimp? • Why were Starsky & Hutch 2nd rate wimps? • How to escape misery • Who was the coolest TV pimp?  All this and more!

What are the 3 keys? • Tony Spumonte and the glass meatball • How Larry beat the neighbors from hell • Who is the Fabulous Don Kane? • What is he laughing about? • What is the "jelly bean corollary" and how can it save YOUR life? • Why everything you own is a souvenir • How to pick the perfect mate • All this and MORE!

How to win a free TNS Dojo t-shirt • Confidence - how to get it, how to keep it • Why everything they tell you about booze and drugs is a lie • How to pick cool friends and unload the losers in your life • The magic word that guarantees success • What to do if you hate your friend's fiancé • What is cripple culture? • Innocuous words they use to control you • Why solitude is good for you • Starter kit for broken hearts • All this and more!

Spot and destroy the vampires bleeding YOU • Larry watches a friend lose his car, guns and mind to a psychic vampire • Listen as a psychic vampire claims a victim • How a baby saved Larry from a psychic vampire •  Can you kill a vampire with a shotgun? • What's an equipment whore? • Larry meets a guy with more hobbies than brains  • How a trophy wrecked a man • Why alma mater pride says, "I'm a failure."

What happens when Tony Spumonte asks Larry to help bury a stiff? • What was Larry's mobster nick name? • The secret of the double-decker coffin • Why was the stripper named Nancy Knee Socks? • How did Cho-Choo Tomasso get his nick name? • Larry's predictions for the human race • The most vicious obituary every written • Meet the dead guy who would be KING of Dick Masterson's Rage Board • The 3 emojis that will replace all words • Why did Larry laugh at his grandmother's funeral?

Caught in a crossfire - Larry visits a time warp bar and gets trapped in a battle between a sniper and a psychotic •  How Larry got a new job and escaped being burned alive in a union dispute • What is an authority worshipper? • Where do they come from? • Weasel words corporations and the government use to dupe us and criminalize us • "The customer is always wrong" - Oh yeah!?!? • How to fight bureaucracies and win • The T.N.S. Dojo store is OPEN! Click here for the T-shirt you've been waiting for:  thatlarryshow-com.myshopify.com

A FIRST for That LARRY SHOW - an EMERGENCY episode that's pistol hot. Join Larry and the T.N.S. senseis as they brutalize United's  punk CEO. Flying SUCKS. Why? Because the U.S. Government is in collusion with  the airlines. They have the right to throw you off a plane AND beat you to a pulp. How to make sure this never happens to YOU. This show will make you a RAGE.

Dangerous pointy chix -- how Larry saved his life and Tony Spumonte's marriage • How Larry became Tony's unofficial consigliere • Why night owls beat early birds • Larry goes to Washington and meets his first pointy chick - but does he get the point? • 15 words that took down the Big Apple • Larry's near-death experience at a lover's lane • Marriage - Italian style • Why Saturday Night live is fake AF • The real slaves of New York • All this and more!

Anti-bullying is now an industry, and it's a FRAUD • Who are the REAL bullies? They're not who you think • Exposing the real agenda of the anti-bully crowd •  5 words that should trigger YOU • Go bully-busting with Mike Tyson • Where do puke-bag politicians come from? • The President of the European Union gets spanked by Tony Spumonte • Larry disses Kim Jong Un • Prolapsed sphincter -  2 words that will trigger THEM • How The Force helped Larry destroy another boss • The career-killing phrase you must NEVER utter • Identifying Power-Trippers and how to flip them • The real reason Mike Tyson went to jail and Kobe didn't • Your secret to self-worth • The T.N.S. Dojo Store opens soon - stay tuned!

GUNFIRE at a wedding • Be first on your block to SELF-AMPUTATE! • Amputee dialog recorded LIVE at an ICU • How to change the oil... in your muscles • Instant body-building • How to sever a relationship... or a leg • Trade your slippers for soup mugs • Why are all shrinks insane? • The best era for time travel • How Captain Kirk became gay • Another big, fat government lie • All this and more, more more!

What Larry does to a motel swimming pool that has cops chasing him  • Larry's midnight encounter with a creepy preacher • Larry visits with an animal abusing, fugitive cretin • Larry's run in with a gink... what's a gink? • The car that makes its owners a punch line • Why Elon Musk doesn't know jack • Who was the coolest tycoon? • Who are the pointiest chix of all time? • Why the Hyperloop is a snore • World premiere - Larry's very own road trippin' music • Larry creates a car for Dick Masterson • All this and MORE!

How to annihilate "customer service" • The cringiest moment in elevator history • Time is shorter than you think  - Larry helps you create more • Helicopter parents will be murdered - guess who'll kill them?  • Larry holds a judge in contempt • Larry throws down with gang of monkeys • Sushi-eating, radioactive pigs • The class action suit you need to join • Mechanical failure... why there's no such thing • The T.N.S. dojo's new sensei/attorneys • Who's been stealing from you?

Larry's clash with a murderer • Secrets from a Gypsy fortune teller • Why the D in DNA stands for DANGER • Are you related to Genghis Khan? • Larry's double DNA surprise • What are dead men's legs? • Jesus speaks • What your parade preference says about you • The psycho in your family tree • What's an Armageddon Girl? • How to spot a professional Irishman • The man who wants to build Trump's Wall - cheap! • How you can become an Indian casino millionaire, and more, more, more!

How Larry learned he wasn't bullet proof • Four words that separate winners from losers • How Larry scared the sh*t out of Tony Spumonte • How Doctor Dirty Fingers almost killed Larry • Two words that can save your life • Killer advice to brides and grooms • Can you pass the TRANSGENDER TEST?  • Do you have what it takes to make the sick f**k squad? • The man who became a human kebab • How Larry drove a snowflake's mother crazy-er • Dentist music to die by, and more, more more!

Why do movies suck? • Why are actors assholes? Who are the cool ones? • Tony Spumonte on the Oscars LARRY REVEALS:  The greatest actor you never heard of  Why rock star beats movie star. • The 80 year-old who gets more pointy chix than anybody • The Oscars vs. the Proscars - what's that about? • How YOU can become a Hollywood mogul • Larry calls De Niro a f**king amateur • The investment you should never make  • MORE CLUES to the CAN'T MISS venue for meeting chix. (Hint: it's NOT Dick Masterson's skating rink.)

WORLD PREMIERE: Larry's hit song - It's a Pointy, Hot Chick World. • Disneyland: why Larry's last visit was his LAST VISIT.  • Why do they call it Mouseschwitz?  • What's wrong with Ariel's anatomy?  • What happens inside Larry's HCACC? (That's Hot Chick Aversion Conditioning Chamber) • The sick hags who want Jasmine (and all pointy chicks) dead. • Great (free) alternatives to the Magic Kingdom. • Larry's pointy-chick throw down in a restaurant. • Verbal judo that helps you win any argument. • Follow / tweet Larry your Disney disses:  https://twitter.com/ThatLARRYSHOW

EVERYTHING you need to know about love. Love Casualties - how not to become one.  The CAN'T MISS opening line. Seduction tips from a serial killer. De-coding chick-speak. The secret info graphic to help you find the perfect mate. Identifying and avoiding lethal love. The truth about Jumbotron proposals. What makes the perfect pointy chick? The $40,000 engagement ring disaster. Tony Spumonte saves Larry's life.