Larry Miller Show

Larry is off shooting a movie in New York, but isn't too busy to call in and chat on the phone at the top of the show! Then we dive into a classic Larry where we talk about not talking about politics. And then something a lot less heated, the World Series. Chicago and Cleveland -- two cities you'll never have to say "Nominum Quid Geminus?" in. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Even they don't want your vote. You're too empty and boring to listen to."

Larry gets a facial and feels good. Then someone shuts off a Yankees playoff game (with bases loaded) and he turns into bigfoot. And speaking of baseball, Larry talks about the great movie, "Field Of Dreams." Then he recites "The Good, Great Man" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the Week: "I ordered a chicken and mushroom thing."

Larry doesn't like to be scared, but he likes the Grateful Dead. Go figure! Hear tales of sinking row boats and driving in the snow in Colorado. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "The Rockies didn't get us."

Larry recounts tales of The Playboy Mansion and time at comedy club condos. Then he gets ready to go to a regatta, and deals with his disappointment when he finds out it does not involve eating Italian cheese. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the 1956 film "Friendly persuasion." On Poetry Corner, Larry recites "Imitated From Ossian" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I hope it was worth it for you to be alone for the rest of your life."

Have coffee TV commercials gone extinct? Shocking! Positively shocking. And what ever happened to the percolator? Larry ruminates about this and also why Oddjob had to schlep Goldfinger's golf clubs around in the hot southern sun, in a tuxedo, no less! It was an odd job for Oddjob. http://LarryMillerShow.com

Don't be a boar! Tune in and hear how Larry returns from Tucson with a fear of cacti and wild pigs. That leads to a discussion of Larry's newest volcano, volcano #3! And Larry does an inspired recitation of the poem Gunga Din, then talks about the movie of the same name. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "They make the Javelina pigs look like tea time."

Larry loses his car at Ralph's and then hits the road with Seinfeld. Then find out which Juan one is wanted -- on the phone. And Larry talks about the classic movie Miss Miniver and recites "Prouder Man Than You" by the great Australian bush poet Henry Lawson. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "He's three years old. I don't know where he gets it."

Larry switches to a percolator coffee pot and enjoys life in the slow lane. Plus a history lesson on Labor Day. Then Larry talks about the great movie Witness and recites Stopping By Woods On A Snowy Evening by Robert Frost. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Hey, somebody go move that ox."

Larry returns from dropping his son off at college with a stern warning for all mascots -- do not rub the bald man's head! And Larry recites the epic Emerson poem Alphonso of Castille and talks about the classic college football movie Rudy. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I think I had too much sriracha on that burger."

Larry explains his absence for the last two weeks and gets ready to send his youngest son off to college. Plus a tribute to the late Jerry Lewis and Dick Gregory. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "Charles Manson would be hired today. Someone from Jupiter would be hired."

Larry's morning routine is messed up by mainland politics, which are unlike the easy election machinations on Milleronia! Larry talks about boozy molls, Key Largo, phony phone calls and why you're not allowed to swear on a walkie talkie. And finally, Larry recites an amazing poem, "The House With Nobody In It" by Joyce Kilmer. Quote of the Week: "Is Bob Gaelic there?" Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

Larry ponders the magic of dogs. They are sweet and cuddly one minute, then scrapping brawlers the next. Also, the cuteness and lack of durability of dog toys is lost on Larry. Ever wonder what happens when a blonde speeder is pulled over by a blonde cop? And when is it too soon to think about going back to school? And congrats to Ollie Dungmeister, foreman of Volcano #2! He's retiring after 50 years of happy service! http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "People like that run for congress." Producer: Colonel Jeff Fox

A young Larry is roughed up by some state troopers just for politely asking for one little cigarette. OK, so he didn't ask politely and it happened while he was under arrest, but still! And Larry talks about an upcoming part in a movie. Then we hear about the movie "Inherit The Wind" and Larry recites "A Very Short Song" by Dorothy Parker. Quote of the week: "Give me a cigarette, you BLANKING BLANK." http://LarryMillerShow.com

The dog days of summer get Larry wondering how we got by before air conditioning. Then Larry recalls an interesting conversation he had with Val Kilmer on the set of "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang." Then he discusses the movie "Tombstone" and recites the poem "On Dreaming" by John Newton. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "This joke is one year younger than God."

Larry gives a tip of the hat to Martin Landau and talks about his recent trip to NYC and making sure you give yourself a break and make yourself feel great every not and again. We hear about Martin Landau in "North By Northwest." Of Poetry Corner, Larry recites "Ultima Thule" by Wordsworth. Quote of the week: "A guest, wink wink."

Larry returns from a road trip to NYC and Kentucky, one of which was Daniel Boone country. Tune in to find out which! And hear the tale of Colonel Jeff's long, long, long day, which included breaking into a guest's car after recording with Alison Rosen and a Peter Gunn marathon. Larry talks about the movie "Big Jake" and recites the moving poem, "A City's Death." http://LarryMillerShow.com

Larry is pretty excited about his boss new toaster, tells some lesser-known facts about the Fourth of July and explains why he can't resist writing his name in wet cement. For The Poetry Corner, Larry recites "Dirge For A Soldier," then talks about the Sam Peckinpah classic western "Ride The High Country." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I'm telling everybody!"

Why hasn't street sweeping changed in 80 years? And are Fuller Brush men extinct now? On Poetry Corner, Larry recites the great poem "Hard Luck" by Edgar Albert Guest. And we hear about the movie "How The West Was Won." Quote of the week: "Lots of love and action. Like your house, and mine." http://LarryMillerShow.com

Larry takes his Marine son to the airport for his latest deployment. And Larry tells stories from the set of The Princess Diaries. For Poetry Corner, Larry recites, "Waltzing Matilda." For Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the classic movie, "The Best Years Of Our Lives." http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "That may mean something in actual Italian."

Larry explores grouchiness and the empty nest phenomenon as his youngest son gets ready to graduate from high school. For Poetry Corner, Larry recites "Andy's Gone With Cattle" by the great Australian poem Henry Lawson. On Magic Movie Moment, we hear about the new Wonder Woman. http://LarryMillerShow.com Quote of the week: "I'll call the Amazons. That's a meeting I can get."