Strawberry Letter

Dear Steve and Shirley, I am 57 years old and have been married to an intelligent, extremely good looking 60 year old man for ten years. We’re admired by friends and family because we seem to have the perfect marriage. At home and in public, we act like two teenagers in love. We send each other silly texts all day and we play all kind of silly games at home.............. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, I'm a 50 year old devoted wife with a big problem. I've been married to a great man for 23 years and we have two kids in college. He is a great provider and we both have solid careers, but he has always had a big dream… He wants to be a big Broadway actor. My husband wants badly to be an actor but he's never been able to make it work. He’s auditioned for a lot of commercials, he’s taken acting classes and he has wasted our money on hustling his way into some big auditions, but each time he was rejected........... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, I’m a 30-year old man and I love working out. I started a new, very intense workout routine last month and my trainer suggested I get a good deep tissue massage to get out the kinks. So, I scheduled a 90-minute deep tissue massage with a massage therapist. It’s an in-home massage service that came highly recommended by my trainer. A day later, a female therapist showed up at my house and I was surprised at how beautiful and in shape she was.............. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, I'm a 32 year old man and I just started a job teaching adults that are getting a GED. I'm loving it so far, but I need advice on how to handle a very aggressive female student in her early 60s. At the end of one of my lectures, she approached me and asked what gym I go to because I have a very nice body. I blushed and didn't know what to say! She winked at me and left................. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, I love myself very much and I love most of my family but I developed this deep dark hatred for my sister. You see, my sister has the life I prayed for. I turned to God and asked God to bless me with a husband with all the qualities her husband has. God gave this wonderful man to my sister and my sister has never prayed for anything! She did not even want to be in a relationship when she met her husband............. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, I'm a 22 year old college student and I just started my senior year at a new school. I've joined a frat and met an awesome girl and it was all going great until last week. We threw a party to kick-off the semester and when my frat brothers saw my girlfriend they all got awkward and quiet. She didn’t stay long after that and when she left, I called them out for acting weird and ignoring my girl........... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, I'm a 40 year old man and my wife and I have a strong marriage and a great life together. We just have one little problem in our home. It’s my wife’s sister. My wife’s sister has been living with us for the past 7 years since she got a very nasty divorce. She said it would be temporary until she got on her feet, but she is still here. I do love my sister-in-law and she contributes to the household as much as possible, but she should have moved out years ago.......... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, my friend hooked me up with a great guy and before I met him, we had great conversation and he seemed to be a cool guy. He sent me a picture of himself and I sent him a picture too. He had a beautiful smile and I commented that he had perfect teeth. He told me that he had false teeth. I asked him why he chose false teeth over implants and he said that implants were too expensive. It was no biggie, so we continued to get to know each other.......... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, I’m a 29 year old single woman with a great job, but I have an issue with a co-worker. I went to a local bar a couple of weeks ago and had a few drinks. I noticed a man and woman in the corner cuddling and didn’t think anything of it at first. Later on, I went to the bathroom and passed the couple and realized it was two of my co-workers in the corner boo’d up. Both of them are married and when they saw me, they instantly took their arms off each other and separated........... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, I have been worrying about my marriage and how my past actions may threaten it. A few months ago, my friends and I went on a guy’s trip. We always go on trips together and the wives get together and take trips too. While I was on the trip, I ate good and drank a lot. We went clubbing and since I love to dance, I was salsa dancing with the ladies and may have been a little too close to one particular lady that danced very sensually. I didn’t make out with her or anyone else, but my body language was inappropriate for a married man............ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, I met the love of my life.  This beautiful woman was so perfect I could not believe she was still single. Well after dating her for six months I figured out exactly why she is not married. She has a bizarre nasty habit. It all started to go downhill when I took her around my friends for the first time. We went to a house party and had a good time eating and drinking. The next day my friend called me upset because someone had relieved themselves in his bathroom drawer.  To put it politely, it was not urine.  He thought someone had had too much to drink and made a mistake............ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, thirteen years ago I became friends with a newly-married, young couple at church. They have two children and they are good God-fearing people with large hearts. The only problem is that they are not book smart and the wife is lacking in the common sense department too. They both speak terribly and their subject and verb agreement is always off. Their spelling is even worse............... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, I recently started a new position as an assistant to the office manager. On my first day at work, I noticed that everyone in the office was looking at me and whispering. I thought that they were just checking me out because I was the new girl. Silly me! When my new boss got in, I went and greeted him. Everyone was still looking at me but now they were laughing. And then it happened! The odor that came out of my boss’ mouth damn near knocked me out.......... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, I am a 27 year old married woman with a two year old son that won’t stop cussing. Recently, whenever he gets frustrated or upset, he starts cussing. If he falls down and hurts himself, he cusses. If I tell him no, he cusses! I assumed he was hearing these cuss words from my husband, because I don’t cuss in front of him, so he is not hearing it from me. My husband swore to me that he has not been cussing in front of him either.......... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, my husband and I have been together for ten years and he has the biggest heart. His empathy towards his fellow man is what made me fall in love with him. However, his big heart has been a big problem lately. He does community outreach for struggling adults and last year he met a guy that was trying to get his life back on track, so my husband helped this man get a job and a apartment. The problem is, now this man is one of my husband’s best friends and I can’t stand him.............. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, I have been married to my husband for 8 years and we have a 5 year old and a 2 year old daughter. My husband has 5 other kids, not including the two we have together. Yes, I know that is a lot of kids, however, I want to try for another baby next year. I am 32 and he is 40 and he says he is too old to have more kids. I don’t have a son and would like to try for a son. I always told him I wanted to have three children. We don't have sex because he says he doesn't want to get me pregnant and if we do have sex, he buys me the Plan B pill to avoid any possible pregnancies............... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, I am a 60 year old man and I have been married for 16 years. My wife is 13 years younger than I am and we don't see eye to eye on a serious issue. In the beginning our sex life was great but over the years we simmered down a bit. A year ago I went through a very serious health issue and during that time our sex life suffered. I made a full recovery and when I was ready for some action my wife was acting like she was afraid to touch me. I had to beg for sex and when we did do it, it wasn't very exciting. One day I just told her that I was not being satisfied and she told me that while I was sick she found other ways to get a little pleasure............. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, I'm a 33 year old single woman and my best friend is a 32 year old wild woman. She works as a bartender and she uses her job to as a way to hit on guys and most of them are in their mid-twenties. She also has sex with these guys. She says that guys our age can't keep up with her so she sticks with the twenty-somethings because they are great in bed. I try not to judge her, but her sex life is a big problem for me, because she always uses my guest room to hook up with these random men............... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, I am a 70 year old woman with raging hormones like a 30 year old. I love making love to a man that knows what he is doing between the sheets. I met this man about a year ago from an online dating site. After 5 months of talking on the phone, we decided to get together. Now I’ve always thought of love-making as an art and if you are not an artist, I am not looking for a painter. I know my performance is very artistic… or so I have been told. I like variety. Nothing too kinky, but a little variety. I told my boyfriend that he will get quality if he gives quality............... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dear Steve and Shirley, let’s get right to it. Here's my dilemma… I’m a 38 year old woman and I've never wanted to have children. Five years ago, I was in a great relationship and we were talking about getting married, but he wanted children and I did not. So we mutually decided to end our relationship. We could not deny that we were still in love with each other, so two years after we broke up, we reconnected and have been seeing each other off and on since then.......... Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.