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This was our third stab at this episode due to skype recorder being a huge pile of trash! This was supposed to come out before the Chicago Miku Expo episode but just pretend that didn't happen yet. Talking points include: The cask of amontillado (which im almost certain I did not pronounce correctly), literally the scariest game I've ever played, saturday night fever dancing, and BALAK THE WRINKLEMASTER.

Aleks tells me his take on Mighty Number 9 as a game, and a representation of kickstarter as a whole. AKA How he pissed away almost 20 dollars. Thank you Con Man.

Aleks and I take a trip to Chicago to see Japanese popstar sensation Hatsune Miku! Fuck Chicago! Talking points include: blue lobster hats, crooked cops, quarters in an avalanche machine, YOU SIT FOR GOD BUT YOU STAND FOR MIKU. Relevant Links https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5mI407Uks4 - Lemon stealing whores https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bg73uJ1Sr8 - Italian He-Man Opening

Another roleplaying based episode this week as DJ, his brother Deadeye, Gonzales, and myself entertain you with a provocative tale of one girl and her crippling dragon dildo obsession almost ruining a shadowrun RPG campaign. Talking points include:Bladerunner w/ elves, getting put in the chokey, netflix for dicks AKA netdix?, "its what my character would do", Mr Bones the living undead puppet, and fuck you Kenny. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLOadsQABTs - Dishwasher fulla dildos

Aleks tells me about him and his friend Ryan/Guutsu's trip to Los Angeles for the Hatsune Miku concert. Things do not go smoothly. Talking points include: Ice Cube and Jesus Christ (aka Ice Christ), juxtaposition betwixt thugs/homeless people with weeaboos and fujoshits, gun oiling, anamanaguchi, and a surprise announcement about an upcoming episode.

Special guest brothers DJworksafety and Deadeye share a story about exploiting bad internet speeds, money laundering, Strong bad emails, and dicks covered in bees.

Aleks recites the many tales of Thanar and his adventures within the world of WoW roleplaying. Fascinating stories such as "The Rape Druids", "Thanar goes to hell", "Escape from Darkshire", and many more. I swear its pretty funny stuff.

The first in a series about Aleks and his kickass dreams. Fucking things have SEQUELS! Talking points:Terry Crews house of horrors, Frank the intelligent zombie, grocery shopping at best buy, TIME SULTAN, and of course BINDAMAN

Being almost arrested while trying to get to a magic the gathering event. (Technically episode #2 of the podcast. Episode #1 wasn't very good audio wise, or storywise. Gave a bad first impression so I scrapped it.) Talking Points:Flailing at McDonalds, incorrect ownership of Oompah-Loompahs, Discussing Dota 2 with your car insurance salesman, probably something about white privilege.