Ian Collins Wants A Word

The SECOND part of an episode so ridiculously swollen we had to split it in two! Including YOUR feedback via social media, email and ITV Teletext, Hey! (Hey!) You're Being A D, Sideshow Kev has a challenge, and we begin our 'Allo 'Allo reunion (of sorts) with the legendary Sam Kelly... and some INCREDIBLE NEWS!

An episode so ridiculously swollen we had to split it in two! Including YOUR feedback via social media, email and Banda school copying machine, Hey! (Hey!) You're Being A D, Sideshow Kev has a challenge, and we begin our 'Allo 'Allo reunion (of sorts) with the legendary Sam Kelly.Visit the cafe of @iancollinsuk on Twitter - and ignore comedy policeman @sideshow_kev. And hop on @wantsaword for exclusives!

Surfing the coast of virtual entertainment - in that's it's virtually entertainment -with YOUR feedback via social media, email and megaphone in the street, a very satisfying Random Acts, Kev reaches under the bed, and we delve into the world of crap inventions with comedian Del Strain.Seek out @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter - and hop on board the new @wantsaword.

Camera-phones at the ready, folks, as we stand tall, arch our backs, and present YOUR feedback via social media, email and fake spray tan, Ways To Make The World Better, Kev's Banned thingy, and tech stunner Will Guyatt gives us the detail on all things techy.Admire the sculpted Adonis-like silhouettes of @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter - and hop on board the new @wantsaword.

Wiggle your behind in a rhythmic manner, with YOUR feedback via social media, email and Daisy Duke shorts, Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Kev has a challenge for Mr C, and we mentally download important cultural info from ShortList's Phil Hilton.Go enjoy the gyrations of @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter - and be an early adopter of @wantsaword - it'll be worth it.

Tanned and hungry for some pod-love, the lads return with YOUR feedback via social media, email and melty Cornetto, Hey (Hey!) You're Being A D, Kev goes all Internet nerdy, and we check in with comedian and Bugle co-host Andy Zaltzman.Check out these cats on Twitter - @iancollinsuk, @sideshow_kev and brand new fun via @wantsaword.

Episode 69 (snigger), and before we break for the Summer, we get to bring in board games and wear 'normal' clothes, whilst delivering YOUR feedback via social media, email and bongos, Ways To Make The World Better, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, and news from across with pond with our US correspondent Ms LaDona Harvey.Follow us on Twitter! @iancollinsuk, @sideshow_kev and brand new fun via @wantsaword.

Celebrate the good times with something a bit different - a no-feature no-guest electric tombola powered podcast - where YOU supply the subjects!Check out @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter. Also, follow @wantsaword for brand new exclusive stuff!

We dig deep into life's mysteries, to uncover the best and worst of human behaviour... with YOUR feedback via social media, email and old funfair megaphone, Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Sideshow Kev gets BANNED! (not in reality, sadly), and comedian/radio guy Matt Forde invades the studio for some idle banter and the Comedy Challenge.Go find @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter. Also, check out @wantsaword for brand new exclusive stuff!

It's another great week to be British, as Kate M becomes the first woman in history to have a baby! Celebrate the occasion, with YOUR feedback via social media, email and telegram from the Queen, Hey (Hey!) You're Being A D, Sideshow Kev educates and informs, and if you've seen a UFO recently but don't know who to tell - we can help!Bestow a cyber-knighthood on @iancollinsuk, and send @sideshow_kev to the virtual Tower! Also, check out @wantsaword for brand new Twitter fun!

Trouble sleeping? Unfortunately we can't help you there, as there's so much worrying info in this episode it'll give you poddy nightmares. Find out why, with YOUR feedback via social media, email and Dick Tracy watch, Ways To Make The World Better, Sideshow Kev's Shoebiz Shoebox gets (even more) childish, and bees. Lots and lots of bees.Nurture and protect @iancollinsuk, whilst swatting @sideshow_kev with a rolled up newspaper. Also, check out @wantsaword for new Twitter fun!

The sun is out at last, Andy Murray won at some tennisball, and it's once again Great to be British. So explore the best of human nature, with YOUR feedback via social media, email and Beano Summer Special 1987, Random Acts is back, Sideshow Kev gets BANNED, and a chap called Mr Montana talks conspiracies.Reserve a deckchair next to @iancollinsuk, by chucking @sideshow_kev's towel in the pool. Also, take a peek at @wantsaword for new Twitter fun!

We've gone punk this week. Well, a little bit. We nearly called this episode Pod Rock, but that was a bit too much like little remembered TV musical disaster Cop Rock, so we didn't bother. Anyway, YOUR feedback via social media, email and Amstrad FaxPhone, there's a BRAND NEW feature, Kev's got something, and Del Strain talks TV disasters.Rock out with @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.We've gone punk this week. Well, a little bit. We nearly called this episode Pod Rock but that was a bit too much like little remembered TV musical disaster Cop Rock, so we didn't bother. Anyway, YOUR feedback via social media, email and Amstrad FaxPhone, there's a BRAND NEW feature, Kev's got something, and Del Strain talks TV disasters.Rock out with @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

OH BOY - following his super-newsworthy appearance on the BBC's Daily Politics, conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is not a happy man - and has LOTS to say! Plus, YOUR feedback via social media and hidden dishwasher microphone, Ways To Make The World Better, Kev's Showbiz Shoebox, and probably more, but the fluoride in the water has made our brains go all funny.Seek more truths, with @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

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Episode 61 - Downloading this podcast won't extend your life expectancy, but will deliver YOUR feedback via social media, email and Ceefax... more Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance, Sideshow Kev gets banned, and our Stateside correspondent LaDona Harvey beams in from San Diego.Well, her voice does, anyway. She's not Mr Spock.Stalk @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

Ep 60 - FRIED EGGS AND ECTOPLASMEpisode 60 - As WAW hits 60, in addition to almost qualifying for our free bus pass, we bring you YOUR feedback via social media, email and Sega Master System... more Ways To Make The World Better, Sideshow Kev looks after your pets, and the very spooky Howard Hughes returns to talk about the Unexplained.Investigate @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

Episode 59 - A whole host of non-cheesy PODtastic entertainment, including YOUR feedback via social media, email and Atari 2600... the return of Random Acts Of Irrational Annoyance), Sideshow Kev becomes a medical 'professional', and the legendary Tony Blackburn joins us to talk gadgets, social media, and good ol' radio.Check out great mates @iancollinsuk and @sideshow_kev on Twitter.

Episode 58 - Bending the laws of the Podcast Space/Time Continuum, with YOUR feedback via social media, email and Acorn Electron... week 2 of a brand new, socially aware, life-changing feature (no, really), Sideshow Kev ends speculation, and comedy's Lee Hurst is in-studio guest, and even takes The Comedy Challenge. Brave lad.Explore the whirly wordy vortex of @iancollinsuk on Twitter.And introducing John Hurt as @sideshow_kev.

Episode 57 - Boldly going places in Cyberspace that others sensibly avoid - including YOUR feedback via social media, email and Amstrad CPC464... we launch a brand new, socially aware, life-changing feature (no, really), we talk tech, Google Glass and lovely motors, and Sideshow Kev has a challenge....Beam up @iancollinsuk and leave @sideshow_kev behind, in a red shirt.