Dermot & Dave

We’ve all had that moment when we’ve had to run down to collect a package from the door in our dressing gown…but what happens when it all gets a little bit more nudey than that. In ‘What’s The Story’, Rory in Killarney shared a story from his days working in the field of domestic appliances that ended in a very awkward moment.

It got a 12 minute standing ovation at the prestigious Cannes Film Festival, it’s been tipped for Oscar success and it’s even got a resounding seal of approval from his family and now, ‘Elvis’ looks set to be the movie of the summer. Starring Austin Butler and Tom Hanks, ‘Elvis’ takes us through the life of the cultural icon from his early days singing in clubs to the infamous white suit. Director Baz Luhrmann joined Dermot and Dave to chat about taking on the responsibility of making the film and the moment Jay-Z was left stunned by Austin Butler as Elvis. Elvis is in cinemas from June 24th

It's just what we all need...ANOTHER streaming service to browse through and find more unique gems. Or another streaming service for us to furiously flick through before deciding to watch the same thing we always watch. Who knows? There's a new streaming service on the scene and in Maria's Telly we found out everything we need to know about Paramount+!

Schoooooooolssssss out for summer! There won’t be a tie not tied around the head, or a banana left in the bottom of a bag as we say goodbye to homework and spellings and hello to long days at home. Fun for the kids? Yes! A source of stress for parents? Also, yes! If you’re stressing about the school hols and what to do to ensure you make the most of it, parent coach Aoife Lee from Parent Support has some top tips to help. She joined Dermot and Dave for a Mind Yourself Now special!

It’s been a long time since Baz Ashmawy tried to kill his Mammy on our screens but the good news is that they’re back together and this time, they’re looking at death in a different way. Baz and Nancy’s Last Orders is a brand new documentary which sees the two looking at how we can best have the awkward conversation with our loved ones about the trickiest topic in the world. Baz joined Dermot and Dave to chat working with his Mammy again, becoming a granddad for the first time, and his favourite runners!

You may have thought you'd seen the last of him, but it looks like Jon Snow will be coming back to our screens. Kit Harrington is rumoured to be in talks with HBO to reprise his role as the iconic character from Game of Thrones for a new prequel. Maria had all the goss as well as the weekends telly in Maria's Telly.

Chinese social media site Weibo has been FULL of rumours with the news that there has been connections made with aliens. A swiftly removed report stated that the world’s largest radio telescope ‘Sky Eye’ may have picked up signs of extra-terrestrial life. To explain what’s going on, Dermot and Dave were joined by space journalist Leo Enright.

Missed some of your favourite bits during the week? Want to catch up on the craic from Dermot and Dave? Well look no further than the Dermot and Dave Best Of podcast, your home for all of the messing with none of the music! Whether you’re on a drive, out on a walk, getting stuck into the gaff or garden or looking for a bit of distraction from work, the Dermot and Dave Best of podcast has just some of our favourite moments from the week gone by! This week Maria and Dermot chat about their small wins after Maria stuck it to the man and got refunded following an unfair clamping fiasco. We find out how Dave got on in Galway where he spent the weekend on a fancy tour bus with all the family. Maria also lands a bombshell on poor Dermot when she tells him he has to let Dave be his Caddy at the upcoming Irish Open Pro-Am in Kilkenny. Dermot isn't best pleased. We also find out what the nations favourite ice-cream's are during a hot day. This week we had some of the funniest competition callers we've ever had on t

She recently won a competition by 42 shots! You might remember her from the Toy Show a few years ago when she showed off her Golf skills to Tubs and half of the country. It’s fair to say, things have only gone in the right direction since then. Hoping to follow in the footsteps of Leona Maguire, Ella Kenny from Kildare is making big strides on the golf scene and this summer she will be heading over to the States to play on the US Kids Golf Tour. She is only 8 years old! Ella and her dad James joined Dermot and Dave for a lovely chat. Click Play above to hear the full chat.

Woof, arf, bork! We guarantee it's something you've thought of before, and now we have the answer to the eternal question-do dogs bark in different languages? For Dave's World, Dave unleashed some incredible facts about what dogs sound like around the world! Word to the Gav's in Ireland, your name could mean something entirely different in Czech!

Borders, The DUP, The EU courts, Boris Johnson’s hair. The Northern Ireland Protocol is confusing, it’s constantly changing and no one really knows what’s going on. Except for our Noni. Noni was joined by her wonderful pet raven Francis where she explained the Northern Ireland protocol through the medium of biscuits. And we’ve never been clearer on what’s going on.

Hopefully these kids can start helping out the Housing Crisis ASAP. It’s the All Ireland Final that no one would have predicted, It’s Westmeath Vs Leitrim. But, its a very different kind of All Ireland final, this is a Minecraft final. Dermot and Dave were joined by Muinteoir, John Sharpson and one of the students starring in the final, Rachel Finn from Moyvore National School in Westmeath. ‘Ireland’s Future is MINE – The Final’ is on RTE2 at 5pm, Thursday 16th June. Click Play above to find out what it's all about.

Do you know what 55555 stands for? This week we cover all the different ways people says haha around the world. You'll be in for a shock with some of these.

You really need to hear the FAI hotline! It’s Wednesday. You know what Wednesday means? It means it’s time to Say Stuff That Suits The Music! Dave plays the tracks and Dermot says whatever comes into his head. This week hear from Matthew McConaughey, Eammon Dunphy, Stephen Kenny and Giovanni Trapattoni!

For anyone that has recently moved in with their partner might relate to this one! For What's The Story, Comedian Enya Martin A.K.A Giz A Laugh joined Dermot and Dave to talk about the Paddy Power Comedy Festival which takes places this July. Enya also brings a story that a lot of people in relationships can relate you. The Paddy Power Comedy Festival comes to the Iveagh Gardens, Dublin with over 90 artists will perform 36 shows in four fully seated venues in the stunning city centre walled gardens across the four days from July 21st – 24th. Click the Play button to catch all the craic.

''The man who invented the umbrella, wanted to call it the 'brella'.. but he hesitated'' Yep, It's Tuesday and that means it's Dave's World Bad Joke Tuesday. Dave came back from his holidays especially for these. Some will make you laugh and some will make you cry. Standard practice really. Click Play above to hear them all.

Dermot doesn't know anything about the whole Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck drama and there's a brand new Toy Story out and you'll never guess the plot twist. Movies, TV and Netflix's series, we cover it all in todays 'Maria's Telly'. Click the play button above for full episode.

Yes, holidays are supposed to feel amazing…but what if they don’t? We recently got this email into dermotanddave@todayfm.com Hi lads, I’ve the holidays booked and I was so excited. We’re going away around the start of July and now, I’m dreading it. It’s our first time abroad since all this and I’m so anxious about covid, airports, losing my passport, trying to pack but mostly, I’m scared of being out of my routine. I haven’t really stopped over the past two years and I’ve become quite set in my ways. I’m sure I’ll be fine but the thoughts of doing something different is sending me into a bit of a tailspin. Have you any advice on how I can actually switch off? Fiona Brennan from The Positive Habit joined Dermot and Dave for a Mind Yourself Now special with some advice for our listener. You can catch Fiona’s tips by clicking play above

There's always a bit of drama at these award nights. For Maria's Telly, Producer Maria told Dermot and Dave exactly what we all need to be watching on the box this weekend. If you're an Amazon Prime subscriber then Maz has a good one for you! And, have you room for another Superhero series? Well, Disney + has something new that you might like. Click the Play button above to hear all of her recommendations

Missed some of your favourite bits during the week? Want to catch up on the craic from Dermot and Dave? Well look no further than the Dermot and Dave Best Of podcast, your home for all of the messing with none of the music! Whether you’re on a drive, out on a walk, getting stuck into the gaff or garden or looking for a bit of distraction from work, the Dermot and Dave Best of podcast has just some of our favourite moments from the week gone by! This week we hear all about Dermot's first ever Munster Final. Dermot and Cathal went to watch Limerick beat Clare in the Munster Hurling final in Semple Stadium and Dermot had a great day out. He loved his day so much that he wrote a special song, you need to hear this! Maria is loving life lately with all the celebrity goss that's going around. Just when we thought the Johnny Depp v Amber Heard stuff was over, Brad and Angelina are now stepping up. Maria also has all the goss from Britney's secret wedding. Poor Dave got a lot of stick this week from Dermot, Mar