Reverse Centaur

The heroes of Harmony-One have a some strange new ally in that of Captain Pink Nose, having alienated the person they meant to help out in the first place. Pink Nose, smitten with Smirk, takes them to Ice Rock Atoll where the poo crew get back to their usual mucking about. Will they uncover secret organizations? Will they find another Middle Aged Cosmic Bardic Tortle? Is wearing a squid on your head fashion? Will Yvanna’s urges get the better of her? Will Pink Nose’s urges get the Better of Smirk? Yes… to all of those… in most risqué episode yet…. which is saying something The music from this episode was produced by Sirius Beat and is used with permission.http://youtu.be/foKOqaimVv4 All other music and sound effects made by Kevin and is used with permission

The poo crew have escaped the Hallajin, solved a riddle, and stumbled upon a hostage situation they helped cause. Will they make the right choices? Will they sacrifice their morals once again to survive? Will they talk in silly pirate accents? "No", "Maybe," and a definite "Yes." It's been a long wait... but one well worth it. What Grant is Drinking:  A warm glass of what can be found here. What Marjoire is Drinking: Long Road Distillers Bourbon can be found here.  What Gregg is Drinking: Founders Brewing Rubaeus can be found here.  What Kevin is Drinking: Fire Stone Walker Leo vs Urus can be found here.

The Poo Crew have escaped the Hallajin and find themselves in another cavern, this time with a riddle. Can our heroes solve the riddle? Will they learn what happened to Orry? Will the DM make a Sonny Bono reference? I won't say yes... but it's not a no.   What Grant is Drinking: Coney Island Brewing Company Hard Root Beer can be found here. What Marjoire is Drinking: Long Road Distillers Bourbon can be found here.  What Gregg is Drinking: Six River's Brewing Sasquatch IPA can be found here.  What Kevin is Drinking: Banded Brewing Charms & Hexs can be found here. Mayflower BrewingLeather Bound Boooks can be found here. 

Welcome to the episode that made Sledge pull his hair out. Please excuse the poor audio quality this week. After a nearly complete edit, The raw audio file became corrupted. No fear because Sledge runs a backup, right? Well when he started working on the back up, that too also became messed up forcing him to start over. Not wanting to work on the same episode for another week… he left in all the cross chatter and paper shuffling… more out of anger than anything. Despite all that, we have an exciting episode this week… one that the DM didn’t expect everyone to live through. Also, a tease of pirates.   What Grant is Drinking: Blake’s Hard Cider Wakefire can be found here. What Marjoire is Drinking: Shorts Brewing Bellaire Brown can be found here.  What Gregg is Drinking: Lagunitas Brewing Coffee Stout can be found here. What Kevin is Drinking: Banded Brewing Session Ender can be found here.

After saving their friends from a couple of shifty Aeon Guards, the poo crew explores a cave and doesn't question why the Azlanti Star Empire is on Orray and with working with Abadar Corp. What secrets can the "Motes of the Missing" unlock? What powers will someone acquire? What incredible thing will Space Captain Sheriff Hoofenbrock make next? Will they ever get a rest? I'm not promising answers, but I am promising metallic turds. What Grant is Drinking:  Water can be found here. What Marjoire is Drinking: Long Road Distillery Bourbon can be found here.  What Gregg is Drinking: 21st Amendment Brewing Brew Free or Die can be found here. What Kevin is Drinking: Stoney Creek Brewing Big Cranky can be found here.       The music from this episode: Sirius Beat and is used with permission. http://youtu.be/foKOqaimVv4 All other music and sound effects made by Kevin and is used with permission

This has been a busy week. So forgive the lack of show notes.  Next week expect more info.                The music from this episode: Sirius Beat and is used with permission. http://youtu.be/foKOqaimVv4 Sampled Good, Bad, and the Ugly soundtrack by Ennio Morricone All other music and sound effects made by Kevin and is used with permission

Saddle up pilgrims, this weeks episode takes place in a dusty western themed town. Expect appropriately themed music, costume changes, weapons, and dialogue. Also expect allot of bad, and consequence filled choices. It’s enough to fill your 39 3/4 liter hat. What Grant is drinking: Four Roses Bourbon can be found here. What Gregg is drinking: Kona Blend can be found here. What Kevin is drinking: Infinite Galaxy by Pipeworks Brewing can be found here. What Marjoire is drinking: Long Road Bourbon can be found here.   The music from this episode: Sirius Beat and is used with permission. Sirius Beat Sampled Good, Bad, and the Ugly soundtrack by Ennio Morricone Sampled Smooth Criminal by Michael Jackson Sampled Magnificent Seven soundtrack by Elmer Bernstein All other music and sound effects made by Kevin and is used with permission

After much coaxing from the Dungeon Master, the Poo Crew finally get their act together and decide to start making some progress. But it wouldn’t be an adventure if Smirk didn’t make some drastic decisions without consulting his comrades…. as well as one that might seal all of their fates… This episode has a bit of everything, from arm-wrestling dwarves, slow talking Middle-Aged Cosmic Bardic Tortles, cross-dressing Phentomites, and that mysterious Aeon Guard whom they encountered in another reality. Hold on to your air-tight butthole… this is a good one. What Grant is drinking: JK Farmhouse Ciders Northern Neighbor can be found here. What Gregg is drinking: 21st Amendment Brew Free or Die can be found here. What Kevin is drinking: 21st Amendment Tasty can be found here. What Marjoire is drinking: Green Tea  The music from this episode was produced by Sirius Beat and is used with permission.http://youtu.be/foKOqaimVv4 All other music and sound effects made by Kevin and is used with permission

Yet another episode of Reverse Centaur where the Poo Crew does everything they can to avoid solving the problem before them or completeling a quest in any meaningful way. Listen to the players roll badly. Listen to the DM struggle with the players. Listen to the players disregard of sense and sensibility. Listen to the DM almost give up in disgust. It’s almost all there. What Grant is drinking: Founders CBS can be found here What Gregg is drinking: Founders Rubaeus can be found here What Marjoire is drinking: Tea Magic can be found here    The music from this episode was produced by Sirius Beat and is used with permission.http://youtu.be/foKOqaimVv4 All other music and sound effects made by Kevin and is used with permission

  The Poo Crew ended the reign of LaGrunch… but at what cost? Ffrip decides to take matters into his own hands to "save" everyone. But, does his actions save anybody other than one person? Also, can nobody get along? Will Smirk get the appreciation he deserves? How high can Sheri bounce off the furniture? Get the answers to these questions and less on this less than inspirational episode! What Grant is drinking: Water can be found here. What Gregg is drinking: Allagash White Belgian can be found here.  What Kevin is drinking: Harpoon Brewery MacGuffin can be found here. What Marjoire is drinking: Long Road Distillery can be found here.    The music from this episode was produced by Sirius Beat and is used with permission. http://youtu.be/foKOqaimVv4 All other music and sound effects made by Kevin and is used with permission.