Sh*t They Dont Tell You With Nikki Limo And Steve Greene

This week, Nikki and Steve issue a ceremonious personal foul upon the consort of a gridiron idol who venerates the NFL with near-liturgical devotion, conduct a gleeful post-mortem on a heartbreakingly theatrical airport parting, and deliver a merciless roasting to the undisputed sovereign of gift gaffes: an intrepid bungler who alchemized the simplest of instructions into an opulent fiasco of gift-giving misadventure. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the s

On this week's brand-new Mailbag episode, no one warned you that post-baby bliss can come with a side of bedroom bust, or that rediscovering your inner siren can feel like starring in your own erotic montage. Plus, Nikki and Steve talk about vulnerability, washing machine climaxes, and how honesty in a relationship might just be the hottest thing of all. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://stdty.superca

While we give Nikki and Steve another week off as they continue their insanely busy Summer, we've found an absolute gem from the back catalog for your listening pleasure. With 2025's critically-acclaimed Superman now available to rent at home, we're revisiting an amazing Sh*t episode about everyone's favorite superhero in tights. In this week's classic episode, Iceman talks all things Superman, from Christopher Reeves to Brandon Routh to the ultra-hunky Henry Cavill. Is this episode more powerful than a locomotive? Listen to find out... Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listeni

In this week's classic episode of STDTY, Nikki and Steve explain every single one of life's problems with a sports analogy. In a dizzying array of examples, they prove that if you can't solve a problem by discussing the minutiae of Peyton Manning's and Andrew Luck's football careers, you might as well end your podcast because you're an utter failure. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://stdty.supercast.tech/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If y

This week Nikki and Steve spelunk through Reddit’s relationship caves, where emotional mold grows faster than you can say “Push the Break-Up Button.” Kisses come with cosmic punishments, allergies become full-blown personality traits, and foreskin drama makes an unwanted, yet dramatic cameo. It’s petty, it’s messy, and yes—you’ll feel better about your own life after listening. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://stdty.supercast.t

Nikki and Steve wade back into the glittery moral cesspool of Reddit’s Am I The Ahole to professionally judge peeps about relationships, relatives, and rare foot conditions. Expect ethical quandaries, multiple entertaining tangents, and the faint whiff of relationship superiority. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://stdty.supercast.tech/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can t

It's Summer. And if you can't find the time to take a road trip to Washington to see an extraordinarily large hole in the ground, have we got a classic STDTY hole-centric episode for you! This week, we reflect on the late 90s legend involving a massive, miles-deep crevasse in rural Washington state, shrouded in mystery to this very day. If you haven't heard this story before, grab some popcorn. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://

On this week's brand-new episode of STDTY, Nikki and Steve unpack a bevy of insane stories about the sacred art of relationship chaos—including a man who achieved enlightenment in his yoga instructor’s pants, a petulant little boy masquerading as a man, and a self-proclaimed feng shui love guru who thinks he's the ultimate arbiter of romance. This is a wild one, folks. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠https://stdty.supercast.tech/⁠⁠⁠ If you

The Iceman and Icebreaker are back with an all new AITA episode filled with secret children, annoying Aunties, and brave tales of watching the NBA finals in the middle of a wedding's dance floor. Pop open a frosty beverage and enjoy the dulcet tones of Nikki and Steve's triumphant return from a brief Summer break. Big news! Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠https://stdty.supercast.tech/⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing!

As Nikki continues to make mad bank at the WSOP, we're revisiting one more episode from the STDTY vault before Nikki & Steve's triumphant return. With AI and ChatGPT all over the news and interwebs these days, we thought it'd be both entertaining and a tad horrifying to see what Nikki & Steve's first interaction with AI was like. As the moment draws ever closer when computers officially take over, we look at this first interaction with ChatGPT with full 20/20 hindsight. It's simultaneously adorable and terrifying. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠

As Summer is now in full-swing and the Cowboy Carter Tour is almost at its conclusion, let's revisit a classic AUA episode about Beyonce's celebrity condiments, accepting inevitable life changes, and taking care of your body parts. This week, Nikki & Steve present sixty minutes of thoroughly unprofessional advice for all of your seasonal self-improvement needs. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://stdty.supercast.tech/⁠⁠⁠⁠ If

As we enter the hot, humid, heart of Summer, let us revisit a classic Mailbag episode full of shockingly useful information about mountain-top mammaries, deep-cut Iron Man references, and swimming pool analogies. Crank up the A/C, sip some ice-cold lemonade, and let both the season and the dulcet tones of Professors Limo and Greene wash over you. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠https://stdty.supercast.tech/⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telli

The insanity of Reddit Relationships returns, with a brand-new episode about uppity uggos, horny haters, and a story so silly it borders on insanity. Sit back and enjoy a cool lemonade on a hot summer afternoon as you let the waves of absurdity wash over you. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠https://stdty.supercast.tech/⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: 

We're back! In the midst of an insanely busy Summer full of travel, poker, but zero clubs, we are back with a mailbag episode full of relationship turmoil, twenty-something identity crises, and high praise for TV shows where competitive coupling is a thing. Enjoy! Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠https://stdty.supercast.tech/⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠http:/

As the WSOP continues, we're revisiting a classic Sh*t episode when Nikki was just getting into her all-consuming obsession: poker. Whether it's bad beats, flops, or reckless tilts, Professor Limo gives you all the information you need, to not only play a better game of poker, but live a better life. And yes, that's a disgustingly saccharine sentiment. But it's 100% true, damnit. So shut up, accept it, and start practicing your poker chip tricks. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the

As the 2025 World Series of Poker heats up Las Vegas and leaves Nikki Limo otherwise detained this week, we revisit that crazy Monday in June of 2022 when Nikki competed in the 53rd Annual World Series of Poker, her first-ever World Series of Poker competition. By the end of the tournament, she placed 4th in a pool of 5,715 entries, winning $116,568.00 and setting the poker world on fire. How, you may ask, did she arrive at this astonishing accomplishment just a year after starting to take poker seriously? This week's classic episode of Sh*t is all about that amazing journey. Enjoy. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcas

If you've ever wanted to hear about Steve's thoughts on self-love, Nikki's thoughts on vibrators, and both of their thoughts on Steve bringing a solid 5 out of 10 to the bedroom on a regular basis, this week's episode awaits... Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠⁠⁠https://stdty.supercast.tech/⁠⁠⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontT

Way back when, in July of 2023, we recorded an episode called "Is Manifestation Real?" Over the past several years, Nikki's life has essentially answered that question in the affirmative. If you don't believe that, give a listen to this week's episode. And then go to bed tonight thinking of something you really want in life. Do it. And then let us know what happens at podcast@nikki.limo. We kinda think you'll be pleasantly surprised. Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-fr

Summer is almost upon us! A time of beaches! Dining al fresco! Watching sunsets! Smooching people! And what better way to welcome the arrival of dating season than reading about crazy-ass relationship drama from Reddit. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show... Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up!  Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠https://stdty.supercast.tech/⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: ⁠http://bi

The judiciary is in the news quite a bit these days, so in honor of that third branch of government, let us judge the ever-loving hell out of crappy relatives, skincare snobs, and dudes who do it all for the nookie. Prepare yourself for another epic AITA ep with the honorable Judge Limo and Judge Greene holding court. Big news! Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: ⁠https://clubwptgold.com⁠ and use code NIKKI to sign up! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To visit our Patreon: ⁠http://www.patreon.com/stikki⁠ To watch the podcast on YouTube: ⁠http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube⁠ Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: ⁠http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou⁠ If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: ⁠https://stdty.supercast.tech/⁠ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You