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Hello everybody, and welcome back to Baby Up, Baby Down 2019. Right now we are coming back to Travis’ dog Baby, who is looking down the stairs with longing, terror, and pure want in her eyes. Place your bets now as to what you think Baby will do! Show Notes Page: https://www.collisionshack.com/44 Video is Better. Join us on Patreon and get a video version of the podcast, exclusive content, and a STICKER! Patreon: https://cshak.xyz/patreon Listen Everywhere Apple Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/apple Google Podcasts: https://cshak.xyz/google Spotify: https://cshak.xyz/spotify Stitcher: https://cshak.xyz/stitcher Other: https://cshak.xyz/other Follow our Socials Twitter: https://cshak.xyz/twitter Instagram: https://cshak.xyz/instagram Facebook: https://cshak.xyz/facebook Youtube: https://cshak.xyz/youtube Follow Travis @TravisFlesher: https://twitter.com/travisflesher Follow Elijah @ElijahJosefM: https://twitter.com/elijahjosefm Live Stream Page: https://collisionsha

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