Spout Lore

Narration by Ken Burns. [Content Warning: Ken Burns, Pissy Mints, Anime Headspaces] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

Eleven hundred men went into the water, three hundred sixteen men come out, and the sharks took the rest. But we delivered the bomb. [Content Warning: Racist Pigs, Insular Halflings, Petty Kings] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The Cool Treat Kids have Super Soakers...that's pretty much the whole thing. [Content Warning: Steven Soderbergh Cuts, Super Soaker, A Second Super Soaker] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The gang begins their journey to Highspear and end up stumbling upon the Halfling Lands. [Content Warning: Lazy Punchlines, Insecure Water Fowl, Morgan Freeman-esque Stumps] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

Perell tries to re-establish the stakes and pin down the narrative while literally everyone else becomes obsessed with "Buffet Strategies". [Content Warning: Prawns, Danishes, Visible Poop] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The Cool Treat Kids' codependence leads them to vibing out in the Lazy River, and Franklin's broken heart leads him to fight a lifeguard. [Content Warning: Childhood Codependence, Lifeguard Fights, Speedo Kids] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

Vyng returns to Hybernia to resolve his gesh and save his father. Meanwhile, Billie and Tuk teach Victor how to play Sorry. [Content Warning: Enraged Elephant Seals, Marble Bribes, Sad Dads] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The gang figures out their next steps during some much needed R and R. And the players discover their new playbooks! [Content Warning: Surprise Religious Conversions, Rotten Buns, Gossipy Wizards] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The Cool Treat Kids contend with new rivals, new drama and the complication that their relative heights present when trying to three-way eat an ice cream. [Content Warning: Chocolate, Vanilla, Bubblegum] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

....your road is coming to an end. [Content Warning: Creation Myths, Gaslighting Gods, Imps] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The Wandering Three make their final stand beneath the branches of the Heart Tree, and we draw the attention of something...sinister. [Content Warning: Stepdad Stuff, Schindler's List References, Failed Puns] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The gang apprehend a shrubbery then search through the Cloister for the only elf who can help them save the heart tree, and they find him in deep shit. [Content Warning: Tobias, Gregolith and Derrick the Donkey] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The Cool Treat Kids try to convince Borbo's dad that he's a good guy but they end up losing the thread on their own lies almost immediately. [Content Warning: Blatant, Copyright, Infringement] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The Cool Treat Kids try to secure a paying job but end up sidetracked by the prospect of eating popcorn of the floor of a disgusting theatre. [Content Warning: Terrible Luck, Sisterly Glares, Floor Treasure] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

Morris and Perell try to save Deathaniel as the gang tries to discern what the Gibbous Man is planning. [Content Warning: Spaghetti Destruction, Pineapple Juice, Lore Dumps] Merch Links! Last Year's Advent Calendar: https://bit.ly/spoutloreadvent Merch Store: https://www.spoutlore.com/merch/ Fantasy By Numbers Store: https://www.fantasybynumbers.ca/spoutlore Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The gang considers how to liberate Deathaniel while the cast considers whether they should ruin the show for a stupid gag. [Content Warning: Terrible Series Finale Ideas, Brainwaves, New Jersey Accents] Merch Links! Last Year's Advent Calendar: https://bit.ly/spoutloreadvent Merch Store: https://www.spoutlore.com/merch/ Fantasy By Numbers Store: https://www.fantasybynumbers.ca/spoutlore Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

The gang walks directly into the center of a spiders web and are forced to contend with their darkest fears and deepest desires. [Content Warning: Marble Negotiations, Ron Swanson Tributes, Chicken Desires] Merch Links! Last Year's Advent Calendar: https://bit.ly/spoutloreadvent Merch Store: https://www.spoutlore.com/merch/ Fantasy By Numbers Store: https://www.fantasybynumbers.ca/spoutlore Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

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The gang realizes too late that they're swimming in shark infested waters. [Content Warning: Failed Bribery, Tom Hiddleston, Mungbeans] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t

We pick up with the Clover, Fenton and Franklin after a summer of growing, finding themselves, and building arcane juicers. [Content Warning: Teen Staches, Laser Worms, Slow Motion Entrances] Bonus Content: https://www.patreon.com/spoutlore Discord Community: https://discord.gg/6cAQxeQM2t