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Fröhliches Halloween, Idioten! Today is the day, the one day of the year all of us "spooky" folks live for: Halloween! We've had a lot of fun with our special episodes over the last month. It's been fun to take classic horror films down from their pedestals, dusting them off, and showcasing them against their modern counterparts. Some of you loved them, some of you sent us messages calling us dumb fucks. The point is, we don't care what you think. Hahahaha. This week, we're doing something a little special. Special just like our resident AI, Rhett, who for months has been doing his impression of a child constantly asking "are we there yet"? Except it was more like "Let's do the Hellraiser triology!" on repeat. So here we go, we did the first three Hellraiser films together, as a whole! (Review at 50:32) We have a special guest this week, Jorge's "cousin-in-law" Kyle The Ramen Boy joined us, and brought some special Halloween bowls from his company Blind Tiger Ramen. He came in thinking this was a profession

Bonjour, mes petits crétins! This may come as a surprise to some of you, in the 7+ years we've been doing this show we have never covered a Friday the 13th film! I know, right? But I guess the question would be: WHY haven't we covered Friday the 13th? Do we hate the films? Perhaps we think the films transcend review and speak for themselves? Maybe there's just like twenty bajillion horror movies and we just never got to it? Wh... why are you complaining?! It's here, now! Now, we've not only covered one, but two films in the franchise, and you're still not happy? Christ on a cracker, you're tough to please. I'm going to guess you're one of those that wants to just skip right to 34:24 to check out the review. Yeah, you seem like the type. On a side note, since Rhett is probably the only person that actually reads this I am going to say "saaaaaaah dude!" to Rhett. If anyone else reads this, do you like K-pop? I'm hella stoked for the new Twice record. Just putting that out there. Horror fans love K-pop. Do yo

This week we continue our special look at classic horror films and their modern remakes by taking a look at one of the most beloved horror franchises of all time: A Nightmare on Elm Street. The Wes Craven original had an entire generation of kids wetting themselves at the thought of taking a quick nap. The 2009 remake is one of the most universally disliked remakes in horror history. Does the original still hold up? Is the remake "really not that bad"? Do we laugh way too hard at our own stupid ass jokes? Tune in and find out, ya stupid goof! (Review starts at 46:46) I just can't take no pleasure in killing. There's just some things you gotta do. Don't mean you have to like it. Just like the Who Goes There Podcast episode 280! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast i

"Old Magic, Old Ways, the Old Ones themselves often seem powerless in a new place." - Anne Cameron Dia duit, leathcheann! Last week, as a Halloween treat, we posted the first episode in a series of "original vs remake" episodes for The Hills Have Eyes. The response was so great for that episode that we decided to do another one! Actually, we'd already decided we were going to do these, but just play along. We chose the films we did because the originals are considered classics which had not been seen by some members of the show. This week we're talking 1978's Dawn of the Dead as well as it's 2004 remake. For Jorge and Rhett this was a first time viewing of the original. (Review starts at 40:00) Enjoy. This is normally where I pull a quote from a horror movie as a sign off. Not this week. I'm just gonna say it was nice knowing all of you. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 279! The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes and Spotify. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Drea

Well hello, my sweet children. Welcome again to another October with your good friends at the Who Goes There Podcast. Since this is everyone's favorite time of the year we thought it might be fun to do something a little special. This October we decided to do some double header episodes where we review a horror classic and it's more modern remake! This week on the docket we have genetic mutations, nuclear mutations, men on fire, dead dogs, baby eating, and a whole bunch of really uncomfortable rape scenes. Need another hint? This week we're talking about The Hills Have Eyes, both the original and the remake! If that doesn't stand your little pecker on end, nothing will. All y'all's must be mutes, cause ya wouldn't be fuckin' with me, now would ya? It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 278! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to he

Guess who's back, back again. It's we, it's we, it's the W.G.T.P.! Lately we've been doing a lot of episodes on films based in space, and films with a lot of cut, cut, stabby, stab. Too much sameness makes things no super good. Pretty sure Lincoln said that. Any who, we're doing something a little different this week, maybe a little bit of ghosts, some possession, a dash of insanity. You know, the usual. That's right, clowns, this week we're discussing 2002's Session 9! We actually had a very, in depth, well thought out discussion about mental health and how the American medical system has fucked all of us over. We definitely did not just make dick and fart jokes for 90 minutes. Check back all throughout October as we take a look at the originals and remakes of The Hills Have Eyes, Dawn of the Dead, and A Nightmare on Elm Street as well as an episode on the first three films in the Hellraiser franchise. It's gonna be tight y'all! Well it might have been good enough in Rome, but it's not good enough now. It

Guttentag, goofballs! Here we are again with another ear pleasuring episode of the Who Goes There Podcast. Last week we discussed body invasion, aliens, and Russian conspiracies. This week we decided to tone things down a bit and discuss... excessive use of force by police and... systemic... racism. Damn. Well, at least the abuse of power and racism is in the form of the film Manic Cop and not in the form of the 6PM news. Oddly enough, a lot of the themes discussed in this 1988... comedy, horror film (?) are just as relevant today as they were over thirty years ago. (Review at 35:50) Next week's episode will be a lot more fun and less serious, probably. We already recorded it, but it was like 3 weeks ago, I honestly don't even remember what movie we did. I guess we'll find out together! Huzzah, friendship! With a little luck, the network will pick me up. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 276! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost o

Привет идиотыWith the elections on the horizon, much of the world is once again focused on potential Russian interference  on the U.S. elections. Here at the Who Goes There Podcast we're far more concerned with what the Rooskies have brought back from outer space. Space Force may be gearing up to liberate the galaxy, but in the meantime Russia is fuckin' around with aliens, bro! This week we dive in to the 2020 Russian documentary Sputnik. It's time to wake up and learn what they're REALLY up to! (Review at 29:02) I shouldn't have to say this, but like, this isn't a documentary; it's a fictional movie. Or is it? I don't know what you think you heard, but you must be mistaken. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 275! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is availa

Alright, zip it, nerdlingers! We have a very important announcement and we need your full attention. Ahem... FUCKIN CHRIS IS BACK DUUUUUUUUUDES! That's right! We convinced Chris to crawl out of his quarantine cavern and join us (on discord)! Recently, we asked the Instagram community what movie we should cover. And, well, wouldn't ya know it, they happened to pick one of Chris's favorite movies Idle Hands! Isn't that awesome?! So strap yourselves in, it's time for laughing, singing, stupid jokes and bad impressions! This was a really fun episode, and I'd like to say, "I hope you enjoy it as much as we did". But really, we don't care. Toodles! The drink has done that to you. Isn't it nice? Feeling better? Good. Now let's have some music. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 274! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us conti

Gather 'round, nerdlings! For today, is a special day. Today, is a day that I have anticipated for over seven years. Today, is Cannibal Holocaust day. That's right! We are reviewing the very film that made me want to start a podcast. This film has been called "the most controversial film of all time", and features rape, brutal murders, brutal ACTUAL animal murder, cannibalism and that's just in like the first ten minutes. Upon release, the footage was so shocking, and so convincing that the director was arrested and charged with the murder of his crew! I really have to say, this was one of my favorite episodes in a long time. You're lucky the buffalo beat me over the fence, otherwise I'd be your daddy. It's the Who Goes There Podcast  episode 273! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The W

Buenos dias, all my little nose goblins! Your favorite international sex symbols are back with another episode that is just bulging with greatness! We know you have a hard enough time taking in our usual, above average content, so this week, we're doubling it! That's right! It's time for another double episode! The internet has been all abuzz because someone made a movie about Zoom, and you know, it's timely. So we submitted and did an episode on the 2020 Shudder original Host. (Review at 19:55) The thing is, Host is only 50 minutes long; that's just the foreplay baby! After we get you nice and ready, we're gonna just shove a whole 'nother episode in there! We've got another Shudder original Impetigore! Let it not be said that we aren't loving, giving... podcast hosts... Also Rhett has a huge dick. Enjoy the show! Happy birthday to Alia, as well as Jorge's son Micah. If this is as exciting as it gets, we're in big trouble, dude. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 272! If you enjoy the show, please co

Rejoice, idiots! For we have returned. Needless to say we greatly enjoyed the summer break we afford ourselves every year, it was most enjoyable. But enough of this sentimental bologna; let's get down to business! This week, we're doing a film that is very near and dear to my heart. We are doing a film that my wife (my wiiiiiife) and I watched on the day we met. Yes, we got to know each other while watching a film that involves a man being burned with scalding hot oil, a man inserting needles into his own ears, and a central plot that centers heavily BDSM, sadomasochism, and on the male desire to both save someone from and commit rape. That's right, slap nuts! We're talking about motherfuckin Ichi The Killer! We brought our good friend Carlos "Warm Babies" Bielma along for the ride. Grab a drink, put your feet up, lean back and just enjoy the stupidity. You know the part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid, and everybody hates them for it? This is it. It's the Who Goes There Podcast

Saaaaaaaah, dudes! So remember last week, when like, we went to space? Well, we decided to stay for a week. Lots of tight space type things out here. While we're here we're going to discuss another space movie. Isn't that nice of us? Yes, yes it was. Last week was Cthulhu type sex monsters; this week, it's naked space vampires. That's right, ya chuckleheads, we're talkin' 'bout Lifeforce! (Review starts at 26:52) This movie was made to show how Tobe Hooper could make a movie on par with Alien. It's uh... it's something! Let's get weird on some space rocks before we head back to Earth. Next week we head to Japan and get weird as fuuuuuuuuuuck! Would you adore me as much if I were poor? No, all you want to be is a lovely widow listening to the Who Goes There Podcast episode 270! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continu

Greeting from space, Earth dorks! Pack your freeze-dried Thanksgiving dinner, kiss the kids goodbye, we're going to space! (Spoiler: we'll be in space next week too!) Our resident android Rhett has been suggesting 1986's From Beyond for a long time. However, after the debacle that was Dead Ringers we've since been hesitant to trust a Rhett pick. Ultimately, we realized he is only artificial intelligence and we should not punish him so severely. Realistically, Jesse from Say You Love Satan recommended it and we actually listen to him. (Review at 27:57) We just want to say that we appreciate all of your continued support during this pandemic. We can say with all honesty: this show would probably not exist without your love and admiration. Thank you, sincerely. That last part was only meant for our Patreon. The rest of you, we hope you get space madness! Hold it! We think we know where these things come from, but we have no idea how many there are. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 269! If you enjoy th

Welcome, friends, to a very special episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! This week, we have a super neato friend joining us to talk about a super neato film! Our friend Jesse is part of an 80's horror podcast called Say You Love Satan and well, we thought, "why not do an 80's movie?". We all know how awesome horror films can be, but do you know what makes them even greater? Professional wrestlers! This week Rowdy Roddy Piper is traveling across a barren (literal and metaphorical) wasteland, spreading his... enthusiasm in the zany 80's flick Hell Comes To Frogtown! This was one of the most fun, silly episodes we've ever done, don't miss out! Check out Say You Love Satan  at SayYouLoveSatanPodcast.com She's still upset because somebody dropped a house on her sister. It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 268! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most import

How goes it, ya lil booger eaters?! Speaking of booger eaters, allow me to tell you a story. Twas the summer of 1990, and a super cool kid named Matt was sitting down with his aunt to watch a movie. In said movie there was a character with a blank, pale, emotionless face with eyes soulless and black, like a shark. No, I'm not talking about Kirsten Stewart, I'm talking about Blade! While the leech woman may have terrified the living shit out of me, Blade was different. Sure, he was the leader of a murderous gang of puppets, but Blade was cool, calm, and most of all, brutal. You just knew he had to have a compelling backstory and we all looked forward to the solo film we all knew he deserves. Fast forward 30 years and Full Moon Features has silently released Blade: The Iron Cross, the stand alone Blade movie and the first Puppet Master spinoff! (Review at 34:12) Part of me wants to tell you about all the other hijinks we get into, but I'd rather you listen for yourself. Dorks. Fuck you, you Ivy League tigh

Greetings, all you little crotch goblins! We hope you're ready for a wild ride, because this week is one of those "sci-fi-horror" episodes you all love so much! This week we're joined by the haomie, and author of I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today, Brian Asman to discuss the cerebral, cenebyte-ish, world of Dark City. Rhett claims that Matt was feeling a little saucy since Brian was sitting in, and things get a little wild. We reminisce about whatever became of Joey Buttafuoco, the magic of and potential sequel to Prayer of the Rollerboys, the new Unsolved Mysteries and much much more. So you can either keep pulling pud with your greasy grandpappy, or you can shove them headphones into your ear holes and have yourself a lil listen! Rest assured we got something wonderful planned for you, so much pain, so much sorrow! It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 266! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exc

Hidey-ho, nerderinos! For the first time in over three months we are all back together in the Who Goes There studio! A fact only made all the more special because this week we're covering a home invasion movie! Now that I think about it, we should have covered more home invasion movies while everyone was on quarantine. Oh well, next time. This week we head to France to watch a little film that may have slipped under your radar while silently popping up on Netflix. That's right, this week we talk about 2020's Get In. (Review at 24:24) So like... get in there! Tonight, on the Clamp Cable Classic Movie Channel, don't miss Casablanca, now in full color with a happier ending. But first: it's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 265! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, and special giveaways! Most importantly, you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is

Look alive, little losers! June is pride month, so in order to celebrate, the Who Goes There Podcast got gay. Well, by that we mean that we got our good friends Luis and David from the "queer core" band The Gay Agenda. You may remember Luis from our Audition episode (ep203), this time he brought along singer David to discuss their new record Penetrating, out now on La Escalera records. We dive into quite a few different topics on this episode, but you only come here for our thoughts on movies, right? Well, those reviews start around 55:18 and this week we are discussing two bloody delightful tales! First we dive deep into the sexy, sci-fi, hypercolor, hour-long music video for synthwave group Carpenter Brut known as Blood Machines. Next on the docket is a little Canadian film about a tribe of Native Americans during a zombie outbreak, Blood Quantum (both available on Shudder). So come hang out, learn some stuff, listen to two new songs of The Gay Agenda's new album, and then go leave us a 5* review and sign

Konichiwa, dorks! I don't know if you've noticed, but there is a global pandemic going on right now. As a result of said pandemic, movies theaters across the country have been forced to close their doors. Well, you know what they say about grey clouds and silver linings? That's right, ya gloomy Gus, drive-in movie theaters are now thriving again, and a little horror film called The Wretched has topped the box office charts for 3 weeks now! I know you're probably thinking, "That's all well and good. But, what movie are you guys talking about this week?" That movie! The Wretched, we're discussing The Wretched. You mouth breathing, thick skulled dunce! (Review starts at 35:40) In addition you can definitely hear our usual brand of idiocy, I know we talk about muppet sex... again. I'm not gonna charge ya, you stupid bastard. Did you hear that? "How much"! Ha ha ha! It's the Who Goes There Podcast episode 263! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. That means for less than the