Loren And Wally Podcast

(00:00 - 3:18) It's Thursday! Big game for the Patriots tonight, we talk about the end of an era with the penny had its final mint yesterday, it's also world kindness day and LBF says something nice to Bob. (3:18 - 8:41) Do you have any hobbies that others think are pretentious, LBF has a friend who's an oenophile. What the hell is that? Yes, even the name is obnoxious. But she's a wine girl, Bob thinks bicyclist can be a very pretentious hobby. (8:41 - 15:47) Two days of friends is heaven, three is a nightmare… how do you deliver that brutal truth. Bob had guests and they stayed the dreaded three days. Bob is a two and screw. LBF says guest stays are like breasts. One is too few, three too many (same goes for martinis.) It's the rule of two! (15:47 - 21:00) Today's DM Disaster is from Jaime! She had a good thing going at work where the company let everyone work from home on Friday's, some of the co-workers took advantage and got caught screwing around, now the company is ma

(00:00 - 3:59) It's Wednesday! The cold is finally here, if you were lucky last night, you saw the northern lights, Bob didn't catch it nor did LBF who had quite the trip to NYC.(3:59 - 9:48) Are you in charge of Thanksgiving cooking. Well, if you have no clue what you're doing Butterball has a turkey tip hotline you can call for cooking tips. We tried to call but they were closed. (9:48 - 17:08) LBF went to NYC yesterday and she licked whipped cream off a celebrity's leg! We now think LBF is gone past fan girl and straight to stalker! Plus, all the craze over the Starbucks bear that sold out in minutes and now is on the resale market for a few hundred bucks. (17:08 - 25:21) Today's DM Disaster is from Natalie! She's been seeing this guy for about 3 months. He's extremely hot but he's also extremely dumb. He commonly uses the wrong phrases, and every time he opens his mouth it kills one of her brain cells but once he smiles at her she forgets all about it! That's Natalie's DM Dis

(00:00 - 3:59) It's Monday! Bob gives us the 411 on his bachelor weekend! LBF breaks down her Husband Dave's spartan race at Fenway Park. (3:59 - 7:06) Bob did something last Friday that has him thinking this needs to be done solo from now on. He went to the movies solo. LBF agrees stating that she could never go to the movies with her mother because if she's not into the movie she will let you know!(7:06 - 11:06) The economy is still tough people are looking for ways to bring home more money.. The most common thing is to sell stuff online like vintage stuff and re selling things you find or have on hand; Bob's daughter Nicole has turned her art hobby into a full time stay at home job. LBF says she would be a bed tester. (11:06 - 19:01) Today's DM Disaster is from Brody! He has officially banned his parents from going out in public. This stems from his dad who's just a grumpy old man, that has lost his filter and just says whatever rude thing that comes to his mind. This is Brody

(00:00 - 3:49) It's Friday! Bob is loving the bachelor life right now while his wife is away on vacation. Now he's planning a weekend to remember! LBF is looking forward to getting in full Christmas spirit. (3:49 - 8:06) Bob had 2 weddings to attend last weekend and he hoped that he didn't do what is considered the worst thing you can do at a wedding, It's not being loud or boring, it's actually taking too much of the wedding couple's time. LBF recalls a story from her wedding that a guest wore white. (8:06 - 12:56) We’re way past “just a dash of seasonal flavor” classic foods are getting totally re‑imagined for every holiday wave, whether you want them to be or not. This flavor overload means your everyday mac and cheese or snack cookie now dresses up like it’s Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Christmas all in one. The result: the comforting classics you remember feel less timeless and more trend‑driven.(12:56 - 20:45) Today's DM Disaster is from Jared! He was over at his friend's house

(00:00 - 4:44) It's Thursday! Bob talks about having to play golf with his cousin this Saturday who is so much better than Bob he's afraid he will hold him back. (4:44 - 7:36) What old job taught you something that you can still do today? Bob was at a car dealership recently with his daughter when he told her he knows all the tricks let me deal with them. LBF can serve a perfect soft serve cone. (7:36 - 14:47) Would you clone your pet after they pass. Tom Brady is in the news after he cloned his family dog. It's the same breed but the personalities are completely different so it's not an exact clone. The cost is 50k and Brady is an investor.(14:47 - 21:49) Today's DM Disaster is from Paulie! He has a friend that is always sending fake videos to them, recently his friend was arrested, and he sent a video asking them to bail him out. Paulie thought it was a joke, until Monday when he showed up at work and his friend wasn't there. Now everyone is mad at Paulie for not bailing out hi

(00:00 - 4:30) Bob was thrown under the bus by a family member all thanks to talking about not getting an invite of Thanksgiving. Still haven't gotten an invite yet. (4:30 - 10:08) Your fridge can kill you! Before you eat something out of the fridge you have to hear this. LBF found items that are in your fridge you should not eat after the sell by date, or you will die! Bob thinks sell by dates is dumb they should have eat by dates. (10:08 - 16:28) We recently discovered that only 1 out of 10 people have slept with their boss! Bob thinks that's a bit low, but he's also never slept with a boss. LBF thinks people think of boss as corner office, and not middle management. (16:28 - 24:33) Today's DM Disaster is from Josh. He has a co-worker that has been slowly coping his entire life. It started small with copying shirt and office decor, then it turned into the same car, and the guy even broke up with his girlfriend and started seeing a girl that looked just like Josh's wife. Th

(00:00 - 3:33) It's Tuesday! We talked about the Beaver Moon that was out this morning. LBF is doing a soft launch for Christmas decorations, room by room until the week before Thanksgiving then it's all systems go! (3:33 - 9:29) When you think of Boston do you ever think of friendly, well we just found out that Boston ranks among the top cities of friendliest people. We think the reason behind that is we're honest people. (9:29 - 16:15) Bob has hosted Thanksgiving for the past 6 years. He's taking a year off and has realized that no one has invited them to Thanksgiving. Now he's wondering if he is a bad guest or if he has been forgotten. One listener has invited Bob to his house for Thanksgiving; he's waiting for more invites. (16:15 - 21:18) Today's DM Disaster is from Brooke. She was invited to a Halloween party by her friend. She's currently single so she really wanted to stand out she dressed up in her sexiest costume only to show up, and it be a children's party and no

(00:00 - 4:25) It's Monday! LBF has decided it's time to decorate for Christmas already, Bob and Aaron think it's not cool to speed bump Thanksgiving, but with the days getting shorter LBF says it's a pretty time to have a tree in the kitchen. (4:25 - 10:22) Do you have a problem with always being on your phone, we found the cure. There's a new phone case hitting the market that weighs 6 pounds. It's in the brick style like in the 80's. The price tag is $600, LBF said she'd think about buying it to cut down on her screen time. (10:22 - 15:01) Jesse Eisenburg is in the news for donating his kidney to a stranger. We asked that same question in the room, would you donate an organ. LBF is a no go she wants 2 of everything maybe it's the Gemini rising in her. Bob said if push came to shove, he'd donate an organ.  (15:01 - 22:12) Today's DM Disaster is from Jeff. He's been running a bit of a scheme going to different restaurants and pretending he's a food critic. He's been do

(00:00 - 4:33) It's Friday, it's also Halloween! LBF talks about how if you're going to trick or treat this year look for the neighborhoods that have campanili ranches NO STEPS. Bob has no plans for the first time in years, and he's ok with that. (4:33 - 9:07) LBF who considers herself pretty progressive, has mixed feelings when it comes to Syndey Sweeney and what she wore at a women in power event. She's all for freeing the nip but there's a time a place for that and she thought doing it at that event was a bit tacky. (9:07 - 16:52) This Halloween, the monsters aren’t in the attic… they’re in your life. From condiment crimes to parking lot chaos, find out who’s truly terrifying. LBF says she's driving to work, late, someone pulls out in front of her and goes 20 miles an hour for four miles. (16:52 - 23:43) Today's DM Disaster is from Dean! He spent over $1000 bucks to go to see his favorite band Oasis. Well, he got a bit too excited and pre-gamed pretty hard and ended up ge

(00:00 - 2:41) It's Thursday! LBF did something she hasn't done in 15 years. She accidentally overslept and was late! (2:41 - 7:49) Bob was recently wearing a white T-shirt when he accidentally spilled mustard on his shirt and it stained it. Then we found out the most of Gen Z will wear stained clothes without a care in the world. LBF is triggered by this, saying that Gen Z isn't ready for Primetime! (7:49 - 12:35) Lily Allen just turned her breakup with Stranger Things star David Harbour into a full-blown musical mic drop. Every song is a confessional, every lyric a little dagger, and fans are living for the drama. It’s raw, it’s messy, it’s British pop revenge at its absolute finest. LBF thinks more artists should make these types of albums. (12:35 - 21:29) Today's DM Disaster is from Greg! He was driving home from a friend's house when he encountered the strangest thing ever. He had an orb follow him home it then charged him. He crashed his car, but no one belie

(00:00 - 3:43) It's Wednesday! Bob had a rare moment at his house yesterday, when he got home no one was home. He then took that opportunity to mop and vacuum his floors at his house and LBF was shocked. (3:43 - 8:29) If you notice a man today that has a great smile we now know why, it's called "hung smile". Basically, it's a trend on Tik Tok where they study a man's smile and can tell how big their unit is. LBF found this trend while doom scrolling through Tik Tok. (8:29 - 13:43) Bob had yet another stranger encounter at the local Y in the co-ed steam room. A woman sat down next to him and decided she needed to share her life story. From having knees replaced, to how Bob is a bit chubby, but it could be because he's backed up. LBF was beside herself with how much others share. (13:43 - 26:35) Today's DM Disaster is from Ryan. His work has a "team bonding" meeting. They all had to roll their R's. Well, it got to Ryan and what came out of his mouth was nothing close to rollin

(00:00 - 4:10) It's Tuesday! Hurricane Melissa is about to make landfall with Jamaica, Bob recalls a time when he lived in North Carolina, and his car was flooded out during Hurricane Fran. (4:10 - 9:24) This guy deserves a salute, A U.S. Navy vet just lunged over 4 miles, breaking two world records in the process. He made a self-challenge and called it the Hercules challenge it contained. He prepared for the painful challenge with 12-16 hours of gym training over four to six days a week for three and a half months. LBF said the most challenging thing she's ever done was childbirth.  (9:24 - 13:20) The other night LBF was talking about how she took an uber from South Station to Northern Ave - quick trip. My friend said You must have a great rating because usually they don't do little trips like that. Turns out she only has a 4.93 rating, most of her friends have 5. That got LBF thinking what if you had a rating for everything you did. (13:20 - 18:43) 

(00:00 - 4:05) It's Monday, but Monday after a Patriots win! LBF give us a recap of her Birthday weekend! She had a teeny weenie theme party. It was a huge success! (4:05 - 8:13) If you've been using a fitness app you might be given an unrealistic goal to get to your goal weight. We now have the stats to back that information up. (8:13 - 14:51) You lose one of these a year, Friends! Recently we discovered we lose 1 friend a year. Whether it be from moving away or having children. But Bob wanted to change that by creating a friend app. What he didn't realize is there's already about 20 of them. (14:51 - 22:10) Today's DM Disaster is from Laura! She and her future husband are being called trashy all because they're selling tickets to their wedding. She's saying that with the cost of everything going up they thought this was the perfect idea! There's an open bar, real food not those cheap apps, some of the guests are mad and even her maid of honor is thinking about skipping out

(00:00 - 3:23) It's Friday! This weekend is LBF's birthday, she explains to us the theme of her party. It's Tinie Weenie, she's doing martinis and hot dogs. It's an odd choice but it's her choice. (3:23 - 9:18) Did you know that America's favorite sandwich is grilled cheese! LBF admits she can't make a good one. Which led us to talk about things that are simple you just can't do. Bob's is folding laundry, LBF can't boil an egg or understand how tennis scoring works even though she's played it. (9:18 - 17:57) This blew our minds; 1 and 4 Americans don't take any of their vacation's days. No one on their death bed is saying I wish I was at work more. We find this to be a stupid brag. LBF thinks the same with the same people who said I only need 3 hours of sleep. The other stupid brag is I don't watch TV. (17:57 - 23:40) Today's DM Disaster is from Miranda! She has an odd bedtime routine; she needs to unplug every appliance in the house because she didn't want her place to catc

(00:00 - 3:35) It's Thursday! Who's blonde on the show Bob was wondering, (it's just LBF) which then turned to LBF telling us she points out really hot women to her husband Dave. (3:35 - 8:03) There's a new app called Endless Summer. A.I will photoshop you in any location you'd like to post on social media. Bob wishes he could have used this for his photos when he went to Europe. LBF says it's all about the experiences and she would not be using it. (8:03 - 12:33) A viral TikTok “MEN diagram” claims the perfect guy, smart, nice, and handsome, is basically unattainable… or secretly gay. Ladies everywhere are losing it over this brutally honest dating Venn diagram. LBF gives us some examples of men that this diagram fits. (12:33 - 18:00) Today's DM Disaster is from Mark! He needed to lose a few pounds, so he and his wife bought one of those pet cams that dispenses snacks. When his friends came over to his house they lost it. Asking if he was being held captive. Now his fr

(00:00 - 4:17) It's Wednesday! Bob talks about being on the golf course solo, then explains his haddock sandwich issue he encountered yesterday. Hint the fish wasn't actually bad. (4:17 - 7:53) How much do you care about your health. One company has made a special camera that costs $600 and it will analyze your poop to see if you have any health issues. The product is called Dekoda. (7:53 - 15:06) Your kid just asked for the most shocking Halloween outfit ever and its borderline illegal. Are you ready for this nightmare, LBF daughter Lucy's Halloween costumes are QUESTIONABLE. Cher, Bernadette Peters. Gypsy Rose Lee, Madonna Like a Virgin. What do you do when your kid wants to dress like the most inappropriate people? LBF also wants to make a sexy meatball sub costume. (15:06 - 21:12) Today's DM Disaster is from Carrie. Carrie and her husband went to a Halloween costume party; she thought it would be funny to dress and act just like her husband. She was a hit at the party, e

(00:00 - 4:14) It's Tuesday! Bob had a solo day yesterday; his wife took a ghost tour in the city. LBF had a rough day after losing a phone she spent most of the day looking for but couldn't find it. (4:14 - 7:28) How do you tell if someone is lying to you. We have the all the info on how to spot if someone was lying to you. LBF brother used to smirk the same goes with Bob. LBF would twirl her hair as a kid when she was lying. (7:28 - 13:42) LBF's trip to NYC has left her changed for the good. It's all because of phones. She was in NYC she noticed that everyone his glued to their phones and missed all the surrounding and beauty of NYC. (13:42 - 23:26) Today's DM Disaster is from Kimberly. She and her husband are having a bit of a fight over the scholastics book fair. Kimberly gives the kids $100 bucks each, but they never buy any books. She's only doing this because when she was a kid her parents wouldn't let her buy books not because they were broke it was because they were

(00:00 - 4:04) It's Monday! LBF is back from her solo trip to NYC! She hit some piano bars and saw the Bridgett Everett show and stayed out until almost 1a. Bob enjoyed a great football weekend! (4:04 - 7:29) We just discovered that Landscapers are the most fit profession, LBF agrees 1000%. Every other Friday she has landscapers mow her lawn and says the head landscaper is the hottest guy she's ever laid eyes on! (7:29 - 15:02) What are some of the meals Mom made you that you'd rather die than eat it ever again. LBF gives hers that her mother made. Bob has one too. But the one that takes the cake a listener called in saying Tuna Casserole. (15:02 - 21:48) Today's DM Disaster is from Brad! He was at his barber's shop and noticed bright blue hair dye, so Brad said let's make my hair bright blue! He did but then didn't mention it to his fiancé. Now she's ticked off at him because he forgot about engagement photos. That's Brad's DM Disaster! (21:48 - 25:36) Everyone lo

(00:00 - 3:51) It's Friday! LBF talks about her going to NYC solo this weekend to see a Bridgett Everett show on Broadway! (3:51 - 9:04) Finally, a product invented just for drunk, sleep-deprived college students who can’t even keep track of their own orders. Grub Hub is rolling out a new plan to give college students a "sleep insurance" for students who sleep through their deliveries. (9:04 - 12:43) A psychologist shared his tip for how to improve your relationship in just one minute a day. Get into the routine of taking 60 seconds to give each other your FULL ATTENTION. Bob can't do this, but his wife Carolyn is really good at it. LBF is always accused on being on her phone by her husband Dave.(12:43 - 19:41) Today's DM Disaster is from Erin. She's getting dragged by her friends all thanks to a gadget she bought. It was a Wi-Fi enabled wine bottle. It's a pretty neat device but at the price of $200 her friends think otherwise. That's Erin's DM Disaster! (19:41 -

(00:00 - 3:02) It's Thursday! We have an update on the bunny Bob's daughter found, LBF is still super proud of her shaker broom that she spends $100 dollars on. Check it out on our instagram page. (3:02 - 6:08) Are you still looking to go trick-or-treating this Halloween but don't have any kids. Airheads have you covered, they just released a Decoy Boy. It's a robot you can bring with you that looks like a kid. LBF says just rent a kid and work out a contract. Bob is interested about this free candy. (6:08 - 10:56) Kim Kardashian's company SKIMS is making headlines with her new faux pubic hair bikini for women! LBF isn't interested at all, but she does a deep dive on the history of the murkin look it up if you'd like to see photos. (10:56 - 17:57) Today's DM Disaster is from Vicki! She's been seeing this guy for 8 months, but now that the spooky season is upon us, she's discovered that her boyfriend is a scaredy cat of all things Halloween. He blamed his mother for the reaso