Loren And Wally Podcast

(00:00 - 3:19) It's Wednesday! LBF wants to celebrate her birthday with a theme. The theme she's wanting to do Teenie Weeny. It's tiny cocktails, and tiny hot dogs. (3:19 - 7:22) Bob's daughter was out walking the dog yesterday when she stumbled across an injured bunny. They moved the bunny and tried to call the town. Bob's daughter ended up driving the bunny to North Grafton to an animal hospital. Waiting on an update. (7:22 - 17:28) What's the worst thing could be on your plate of food! Apparently LBF thinks hair isn't really that bad. Bob's wife was at a restaurant and when her order came out there was hair in the food. Bob's wife didn't say anything because she didn't want to ruin the dinner for everyone else. Listeners chimed in with some of the grossest things they found on their plates. (17:28 - 23:06) Today's DM Disaster is from Ted. His friend has been coming over to his house for football every weekend and raiding his snacks. His friend started eating his jerky wel

(00:00 - 4:05) It's Tuesday! LBF talks about her weekend away and how beautiful it was. Bob hosted guests and thinks he knocked it out of the park. (4:16 - 7:26) Bob failed a test that was given to him, it's called the Trash test. It's when you see trash laying around and you pick it up instead of just walking by it. One of Bob's friends picked up papers at his work and was promoted to management. LBF also failed this test. (7:26 - 12:43) Do you still have a grown adult living at home. Well, it's not a bad thing, there's this thing called Hus-Sons and Hus-Daughters. They still live at home but do all the heavy lifting, do chores, and contribute around the house. Both Bob and LBF are all in on this, Bob has a Hus-daughter living with him now and he loves it! (12:43 - 19:32) Today's DM Disaster is from Sandra! She was getting a break from her four boys and out with friends at a bar. A younger couple came in and sat down next to Sandra and her friends, the kid spilt sauce on his shi

(00:00 - 2:25) It's Friday! LBF did something so wild it shook Bob. She went to a bookstore and bought two books. Not buying the books online, she thinks everyone should do it. (2:25 - 8:05) Is LBF a Halloween party pooper? Because out of all the Halloween stuff, LBF only does TWO. Bob told LBF she isn't doing Halloween right if she also not doing these other things. (8:05 - 14:55) What if anything does your significant other prepare for you that is a giant PIA? Carolyn made her awesome eggplant parm last night and it was amazing, but here's the thing and made sauce it took over 3 hours to make. Bob thinks do you even love your partner if they don't have something like that. (14:55 - 21:48) Today's DM Disaster is from Sandra! She was getting a break from her four boys and out with friends at a bar. A younger couple came in and sat down next to Sandra and her friends, the kid spilt sauce on his shirt and Sandra's mom mode kicked in so she started to clean off the stranger's s

(00:00 - 3:47) It's Thursday! Bill Belichick is on the hot seat down in North Carolina, LBF actually talks sports and knows what she's saying.  (3:47 - 7:17) Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman are officially getting a divorce, we recently found out that Nicole paid 600k a year to Keith just to stay sober. We were curious what our spouses would pay us 600k a year to stop doing, LBF said her husband would pay that to have her stop watching Bravo. Bob said he'd pay his wife to stop shopping. (7:17 - 15:15) You can dress to the nines but if you do this one thing according to LBF you're trash! CHEW GUM. She thinks it's the trashiest thing you can do. Bob on the other hand finds it sexy if he sees a woman chew gum! (15:15 - 28:24) Today's DM Disaster is from Adam! His 17-year-old daughter recently told him he no longer needs to drive her to school. Now Adam was pretty excited about this until his wife told him why their daughter didn't want him to pick her up from school. It was b

(00:00 - 4:46) It's Wednesday! We found out this morning that LBF likes to talk to her witch decorations before she leaves for work. Bob thinks it's a bit odd! (4:46 - 9:35) You think you could be married to an NFL Quarterback, you better have tough skin, after Bob saw some comments on Patriots QB Drake Maye wife and was shocked how insane some NFL fans can be. (9:35 - 15:46) You ever walk into a retail store, and you instantly think oh jeez not this guy working. Well Bob experienced this when at Dairy Queen with his family. His wife and daughter have beef with a worker at DQ just because he makes blizzards wrong. LBF has the same issue with a cashier at a certain store she won't mention. (15:46 - 21:53) Today's DM Disaster is from Gaby. She's been seeing a guy for about 3 months recently she snuck into his phone and changed her contact's name to have his last name, she claimed when you know you know! Now the guy hasn't spoken to her since. That's Gaby's DM Disaster! (2

(00:00 - 3:06) It's Tuesday! Full moon is out in full effect. After watching a video of Patriots Head Coach Mike Vrabel greet his players after a game, Bob thinks we should adopt this in the studio. (3:06 - 8:29) Hate long lines or waiting in traffic? Guess what? It's actually good for your brain. Being okay with waiting improves your self-control. Waiting is an exercise in patience. So being able to regulate your emotions and not get annoyed will only help you in the long run. (8:29 - 14:14) There's a place in Asbury Park that's for rent but it's a Bruce Springsteen themed place. LBF said she would totally be down for staying at a place like that and they need more of these places. We then asked who would you have dinner with, LBF picked Andy Cohen and Bob says Martin Short. (14:14 - 24:10) Today's Supah Smaht Player is Rachel from Plymouth. Was she Supah Smaht! (24:10 - 30:17) Update on the Marry Lisa billboard! She's had over 1800 applicants sign up to

(00:00 - 1:23) It's Monday! Big win for the Patriots in Primetime last night! Also, it's the last stretch of warm weather until the cold hits. (1:23 - 5:41) Are you not the smartest! We got you covered, Bob and LBF have found a bunch of jobs you don't have to be smart to get. The number one job is a car salesman. Bob thinks he could be a Host at a Casino. (5:41 - 11:01) Taylor Swift just dropped her new album last Friday. But one song called Wood caught LBF's attention and now she can't look at Travis Kelce the same way. Bob also said he'd be proud if a song was sung about him. (11:01 - 18:19) Today's DM Disaster is from Meg. She's been going out with a group of friends for dinner nights. The places aren't cheap, and Meg recently discovered that one of the groups haven't paid for a single meal in over a year. Her husband told her to just let it go but she could not. She sent a Venmo request for all the past meals. That's Meg's DM Disaster! (18:19 - 22:27) Today's S

(00:00 - 2:50) It's Friday! Sad day for Red Sox fans they lost to the Yankees and their playoff season ended! Plus, side they weren't supposed to even make the playoffs. (2:50 - 6:06) What's one of the worst statues you've ever seen. We recently just saw one of the worst. It's a Tina Turner statue you have to google it. LBF was shocked Bob couldn't believe what he was seeing. (6:06 - 12:13) RIP to Bob's washer machine. He ended up getting a new one but just realized it's too smart! LBF tells him he needs to get a dumb washer; she has all dumb appliances. Bob recently had to watch a YouTube video just to figure out how to use it. Bob also baked Sourdough bread for LBF and Aaron to try. They both loved it but said they could take out a battalion of vampires with how garlicy it is. (12:13 - 18:39) Today's DM Disaster is from Courtney! Her husband has been using her social media accounts and watching workplace accident videos and injury videos, and it's now taken over her feed a

(00:00 - 3:18) It's Thursday! Tough loss for the Red Sox, LBF actually watched the game and feels bad for the players. Bob is mad tonight's game starts at 8:08, he will have to record it. (3:18 - 8:57) Get your tinfoil hats out. LBF thinks there's a conspiracy in MLB all to make more money. She thinks that MLB exec's rig the games to go the distance all this way they can make max revenue. Bob doesn't buy into her theory.(8:57 - 14:17) We all need to talk with someone about our issues, maybe you can't afford a therapist. We got you covered there's many of other ways to get it all out, hairdressers, even pets are good! Bob says he's the therapist at his house!  (14:17 - 20:26) Today's DM Disaster is from Jeff. He's still living his nightmare from when he was a kid. He stole a pack of twinkies and a bottle of coke from a store his friends always stole from. The problem was Jeff was caught by the coke delivery driver, and his friends still rag on him to this day. That's Jeff's D

(00:00 - 3:06) It's Wednesday! October is finally here that means it's LBF's Birthday month! Sox take care of the Yankees to take a 1-0 series lead! (3:06 - 10:10) There's money in collecting useless items, but this takes the cake. A company in China is buying fingernails from citizens due to a shortage. The fingernails are cleaned and then used for medicine. Bob is thinking of saving his fingernails now. LBF is disgusted. (10:10 - 19:38) A man from the UK wanted to take an extreme vacation to the US he went to Vegas and ended up breaking a bunch of bones and had to stick in a hospital. LBF says the craziest vacation she's ever whitewater rafting. Bob has parasailed and took a helicopter tour. LBF thinks it's stupid to have extreme vacations! (19:38 - 25:29) Today's DM Disaster is from Bethany! She's been seeing this new guy who's been living a lie. He's been dying his hair. The issue was, from the neck down, he's completely grey! It's a terrible dye job and she doesn't have

(00:00 - 2:54) It's Tuesday! It's not a normal Tuesday either, it's a Red Sox vs Yankees playoff game day! Playoff baseball is back in Boston! Go Sox!(2:54 - 7:46) Do you have your life together? Bob found out that being on time is the biggest sign you have your life together; we also found out that LBF might not be all together. Folding and putting your laundry away right away is a sign you're together. LBF hates doing laundry. (7:46 - 13:27) On a flight Bob's wife was sitting next to a person in the middle seat that kept elbowing her in the ribs during the whole flight. LBF said she would have confronted him with humor and making it awkward. What would you do in that situation. (13:27 - 27:11) Today's DM Disaster is from Cara! She was put to the test by her son who was begging to spend the night at a friend's birthday party. She said no several times and the last time her son told her "she sucked". Cara was on the verge of a meltdown all thanks to her kid pushing the edge. That

(00:00 - 3:17) It's Monday after a big sports weekend! The Sox made the playoffs Patriots crushed the Panthers. LBF visited her old college this weekend and speaks very highly of the pizza place Antonio's out at UMass Amherst. (3:17 - 5:57) Are you already friends if you see each other naked? Bob thinks the answer is yes. This all steams from last week when Bob met a listener in the locker room at the gym. LBF thinks it's odd guys see each other naked, she would never! (5:57 - 9:30) There's some truth in advertising, but in this case the bad advertising won Hershey just won a lawsuit that claimed it's Halloween Resse's didn't have actual faces on them. We talked about a few companies that should be sued for the false advertising. (9:30 - 20:24) Today's DM Disaster was from Jason. He and his wife are beyond scared of their 4-year-old daughter. She's been coming in the bedroom at night and singing nursey rhymes in a very low and creepy way, almost like a demon is possessing he

(00:00 - 2:26) It's Friday! Today is a getaway day for Bob, he's heading south to celebrate his grandson's 1st Birthday! LBF wants this muggy weather to stop, she wants the cold! (2:26 - 8:13) Bob failed his own driving test yesterday, he was trying to be less aggressive after finding out 96% of drivers drive aggressively. LBF turns into a sailor when she's behind the wheel, she also thinks most drivers are stupid, they never use blinkers. (8:13 - 14:46) Don't knock it until you try it! We share some of our life hack that may be a bit odd but trust us it's worth it! Bob even gave a hack that LBF thinks is genius! It's keeping a towel in the dishwasher to help absorb some of the moisture. (14:46 - 21:27) Today's DM Disaster is from Eric! He and his wife took their first vacation in 17 years. They thought leaving their 17-year-old kid alone would be fine. Turns out the kid destroyed the car then tried to cover it up. That's Eric's DM Disaster! (21:27 - 24:42) To

(00:00 - 3:02) It's Thursday! It's a bit soggy out today, LBF explains to us that all this road spray while driving on the highway is the exact reason she takes the backroads over the main road! (3:02 - 6:17) We have found the laziest serial killer alive. This guy ordered all the things he needed via door dash! He ordered zip ties, machete, and all sorts of stuff. The door dash driver got suspicious so he called the police. LBF and Bob think this guy is a complete dummy. (6:17 - 11:32) Turns out advice from the roman empire still holds true today! We dive into some dating advice that you must hear before your next date. Bob agrees with cleaning nails and trimming nose hairs. LBF doesn't like you can't meet anyone from a bar. (11:32 - 18:59) Today's DM Disaster is from Kendra! She's living with a very lazy husband. He will text her while he's upstairs in bed, that she needs to come and see this. When she shows up, he has nothing to show her then will ask her to shut off the l

(00:00 - 3:42) It's Wednesday! LBF talked about attending Rosh Hashanah yesterday and how much fun it was, also the amount of good food she ate! (3:42 - 6:59) Connecticut listen up! You only have until October 1st to marry your 1st cousin. Turns out that 17 other states allow you marry a 1st cousin with Massachusetts being one of them! Beware at the next family reunion! (6:59 - 12:40) LBF found out her sister in-law has a joint email account with her husband. She thought it was odd because they couldn't hide secrets, but one listener calls in defending shared email accounts stating when we travel it's easier to have just one email! (12:40 - 21:35) Today's DM Disaster is from Sam. He tried booking a romantic camping weekend with his wife. After spending over 3 hours setting up he got a text from his wife saying she's left! She took an uber to a hotel and spend the rest of the weekend there! That's Sam's DM Disaster! (21:35 - 25:44) Today's Supah Smaht

(00:00 - 4:22) It's Tuesday! The first official full day of Fall is here! LBF went out on a school night and she's paying for it this morning! She went to Bubble Bath on Newbury St. (4:22 : 10:04) Bob had a run in with a person who felt the need to overshare with him. He was in a waiting room when a person sat right next to him and basically gave him a rundown on her medical records! Bob didn't know what to do so he just kept asking questions. LBF says she would have faked a phone call just to leave! (10:04 - 13:25) We now believe the seasons are all wrong. One guy online pointed out we should change the season timelines. Spring starts when the clocks move forward, summer starts when it's the first hot day, fall is when football starts, winter is after black Friday! We agree 1000% (13:25 - 18:01) Today's DM Disaster is from Dean! He's been seeing this new girl, he was invited to stay at her house. When he got up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, he bumped into

(00:00 - 4:04) It's Monday! Today is also the first day of Fall! LBF did the football thing this weekend, her words not ours! Bob went to New Hampshire Motor Speed way for the NASCAR race. (4:04 - 8:01) Bob learned a new word last Friday after Zo was in the studio. GRUNDLE. Zo sat in Aaron's chair and when Aaron went to sit back in the chair it was hotter than the surface of the sun! LBF says she gets really awkward when a person playing a guitar looks at her while playing it! Bob finds it's odd when people make too much eye contact! (8:01 - 13:39) LBF thinks she's being accused of being an old! All thanks to her niece! She got a phone call from her niece while she was going to class. She was shocked that her niece called her, but It made her think I'm old because she called me instead of texting her. (13:39 - 20:20) Today's DM Disaster was from Steve! He's getting dragged by his friends after he spent 10 hours and 400 dollars. He was craving a special pasta dish from NYC, s

(00:00 - 2:54) It's Friday! Bob is on his way to New Hampshire Motor Speedway this weekend for the big race. LBF has been to the track once and her husband Dave drove the track for a time trial! (2:54 - 6:36) Dave McGrath from NHMS calls in to talk about the big NASCAR race this weekend! The Mobile 300! The winner gets a giant lobster trophy. Plus, all the fun things surrounding the race! Tickets are still available at NHMS.com. (6:36 - 13:18) Hold up planning your next vacation until you listen to this! People now are looking for vacation spots because they would rather sleep more not take adventures! It's a new trend taking over. It stems from people being too tired after a vacation. They want a vacation that's packed with sleep. LBF is all for it she loves to sleep on vacation! Bob on the other hand never naps while on vacation. (13:18 - 20:05) Today's DM Disaster is from Bridget! She and her best friend decided to play trading spaces! Well Bridget did a wonderful job on

(00:00 - 2:30) It's Thursday! Talk about random Aaron was leaving for work this morning and a stranger was just hanging out outside his condo complex, and it was raining out. Bob and LBF think it's a booty call. (2:30 - 5:59) Bob has an unpopular opinion! That we need to pump the breaks of Halloween; they shouldn't start it until October. LBF thinks it's a rip off to pick apples at an orchard, she'd rather buy them. Aaron says corn maze is a huge rip off! Why are you paying to get lost. (5:59 - 10:03) We have now discovered what makes couples fight the most. It's the Dishwasher! Turns out that appliance is the number 1 reason fight at home happen. LBF has mastered this skill of never having to deal with it. She says she loaded dishes like a drunk raccoon! Bob has fights over the toaster being put away every time after he uses it. (10:03 - 16:01) Today's DM Disaster is from Bridget! She was just trying to be more social at work, so she attended the office potluck party. Well,

(00:00 - 3:38) It's Wednesday! LBF is still hurting after the passing of Robert Redford! She talks about some of the last films he did and how instrumental he was to a young LBF. (3:38 - 6:38) As fall approaches so the Pumpkin Spice crazy. But there's a new player in town trying to knock off Pumpkin Spice. It's Pecan! LBF is all game for that, as her pumpkin spice passion has burnt out. Bob is saying that Maple gets a bad rap, and it's constantly forgotten. (6:38 - 10:48) We talk about online scams on the rise, but LBF says she never has to worry about that with Dave around. Her husband is the protector of being scammed, he questions everything that comes through the mail, every phone call. She says it's like living with the FBI. (10:48 - 17:09) Today's DM Disaster is from Brooke! She went out to dinner with some friends. They didn't make reservations and every place they went to was slammed. By the 6th restaurant Brooke's friend absolutely lost it! She claimed she was