Double Deuce Podcast

A somber episode as the loss of friend, collaborator, comrade, and all-around legend Andy Morton this week hits us hard. We remember him in our own rambling way before rounding out a super-sized episode with a momentary Sports Corner and a bit of what we’re watching on Netflix. The notes were kind of an afterthought, but here’s what we’ve got— The Notes: Will drinks! Mourn you till we join you, Andy Morton! Indiana Jones vs depression! We miss Andy Morton! Andy Morton, King of Stomp Dancing! Mallin’ and Ballin’ with Andy! Yankee Candle has something to hide! The South will rise again by scented candlelight! Andy Morton: Lawrence Institution! Lawrence needs an Andy Morton Day, by god! Chiefs back in the AFC playoffs! Nelson has so many questions after watching Rebel Moon! Leaning into white man 40’s with World War 2 content! Damn it, we still miss Andy Morton! Live episode 425 is still coming, we promise! Details soon! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @do

Zooming cause it’s SO COLD! The Notes: Will forgets numbers! Will doesn’t want this night to end! Live Show postponement (again, but we swear we’ll see y’all soon)! Free kitchenware, suck it estate sales! Will’s car is still being held hostage! Our hot summers! Tell us about your hot summer! Nelson misses those dollars! Will should have gamed the system! Come sniff our contents! Wet your nose beak! Our rolodex is full of skeeze! #HotSniffers! Playoff football and testosterone supplements! Bouncin’ Frank! Bounce for me, you coward! Bouncing vs bobbing! Will’s having a lazy quaaludes afternoon, and the dog wants in on it! Come to heaven for these dollars, Evergy! We haven’t forgotten about you and what you owe us, Applebees! Make some little gift cards! #ElfJustice! Plant them feet to hit them balls! Will keeps trying to sniff Nelson’s balls talk! This dog loves eating bills and pills! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook

2nd Zoom’s a charm! After a failed first attempt, we get our shit together and give you what you want! The Notes: Live Show this Friday (location will be announced ASAP)! Storms, Wichita, the devil, and other typical January problems! Dale and Ron are taking hostages: coats, Gatorade, maybe even a boat! Jacqueline Grunau pop-in! A box of keys and explosives is God’s best mystery! Top 3 things Jaq loves about Will! Nelson is guarding the money! How many coins does Jaq have!? Harvesting coin money from dead loved ones! Henry Ford’s dream, but with less antisemitism and cars! Will has hot jams news! Let Nelson nerd, you cowards! The once and future mayor! Gods whose music is less danceable! Ollie and his robot friends podcasting the end of the world! Space Doctor remembrances! Will’s video game corner! Wichita has a flag? Arcane horror or esoteric racism!? Listeners, is the Wichita flag racist? See us live this Friday night, 7pm drinks, 7:30-ish show, more drinks after! Free admission and Will’s bringing gifts!

New Year’s Eve morning zoom! Also, you didn’t miss an episode! The episode 425 live show got pushed back 2 weeks and will drop then, so we’re lowkey time traveling again. Like we do! The Notes: Will scares Nelson! Pets never judge your sexiness! Will’s potential Welsh ancestry is a boon to his singing! It don’t hurt to be Welsh! Will only spits his own spit! They want the juice! Who among us doesn’t have a dark past!? Regular 9-to-5 bible school! Oh yeah, we had to bump back the live show 2 weeks! Friday, January 12th, 7:30pm at Fields & Ivy! A reputable Friday! Who among us hasn’t committed arson!? Some light dabbling in arson! Nelson wagers 50% of the audience has done at least a little arson! Top 5 Times Will Let His Mom Down! Don’t get on a plane with Will and his mom and expect to survive! Our skies are full of ghosts! Happy New Year! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com

Little early morning Christmas Eve zoom for the kids! The Notes: Number palindromes! Shipping forecast, but for sleeping! Nelson explains the difference between geology and geography! Will explains the difference between astronomy and astrology! Nelson accidentally lets Will do a pun! Humans can’t shake their heads and talk about it at the same time! The royal science! How much stuff does the Crown make up? It’s a moist lack of heat in England! Aging British, a magazine for Will by Will! Breaking News: the dog pooped in the house! Will couldn’t live in a basement, he’s a man of the sea! Will watched Rebel Moon! Make Nelson the Queen of England, you English cowards! Will’s not going to get into the whole sleeping with English ladies thing! Merry Christmas! It’s a Slim Pickins Christmas! Live show Friday! Purebred wings! Economics vs yum! It’s Christmas, have some garage stuff! The theme is lady posters! Spider clown sex party! Get you a recessed living room to up your sex party rebounds! The 70’s were right ab

Zooming again cause reasons! The Notes: A somber start as we bid farewell to Jaq’s dad (RIP Chuck)! Live show, 12/29, at Fields & Ivy, 7pm drinks, 7:30-ish show, afterhand more drinks (and during, don’t trip)! Will is trying to make “afterhand” happen! Coach-speak! Nelson explains the Dudesons! Brad Neely is on the TVs!? It’s Always Sunny of yore! Will is a twitch streamer now! Will has unstable internet! Hyvee Arena nee Kemper Arena! D&D Controversies! Nelson is distracted! Toilet paper time heist! How do they poop on Star Trek!? Toilet paper, bidets, the 3 seashells, does it go in the replicators!? Nelson explains Demolition Man! Sylvester Stallone abhors a dirty pooper! The eternal mystery of the 3 seashells! Wesley Snipes and Nicolas Cage! We need a hacker! Will still has some things to learn about bidets! The dark web! Will is being silenced by black hats! Happy holidays! Next time: what we’ve learned about the space toilets of the future! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gma

DecaDeuce 13? So lucky! Much spooky! We couldn’t record a new episode! But don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 13! The deep fans know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten all-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (they run long, sure, but it’s a commentary on society, man) episodes recorded over time and then plastered together into one big, brand-new but pre-recorded, regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer (you were warned): 61 Extra Strength minutes! Sometimes there’re variable levels of sound quality, too, because sometimes they’re mic checks and sometimes we’ve been drinking. Still, you should appreciate the sentiment because we do all of this for you! Without you, it wouldn’t exist— thereby making you legally responsible! We’ve got guests, too! Melia Stockham, Shawn Franklin, and Jason Keezer! Here’s the Contents: 1)      Pickleball!, or Will’s Gonna Forward Roll All Over Your Ass! (1/14/23) 2)      Wine for

We both fell asleep, so it’s a super rare early morning recording! The Notes: We’re sleepy boys! Apparently we’re morning people! Live bold, kids! A coffeemaker willing to go out on its own terms! This podcast is nothing if not a thoroughbred! A double-reverse Gilmore Girls! Venn diagrams are where statistics and geometry hold hands! Live show info (mark the 29th in pencil, not pen, yet)! We need a Beckspert (a Beck expert)! Put Kliph Scurlock in the parking lot! The pride of Japan! Kurt Russell, baby! Nelson has a serious Witcher question! An onion in their pockets at all times! You can latke your own way! Nelson likes to rub himself with gold coins! They got a bucketful of gold coins and their homeboys do to! It’s not our place to coin these specific terms! The venn diagram of gold coins and rubbing! The kind of people Ed Parker knows! Talk to our lawyer! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreo

It was a perfect storm of back pain, snowstorm, tired, other stuff, so we’re zooming. The perfect storm also affected Will’s internets so there’s a couple quick freezes/lags, but it’s not too bad— just want to apologize for them in advance. Still, we ball! The Notes: Will’s getting high on the pod soon and we have a live show soon! Stay tuned next week for more information on that stuff! Will’s got a legal question he can’t ask our lawyer, Spicy Beef Gaus! Nelson can law a little when the need arises! Will knows what car everybody drives, or at least he thinks he does! Will knows which of his friends wear stupid hats! Legally, Will is in the clear in re: that snow dick! Always get the phone before you tell them about the dick! Despite it all, Will sticks the landing! Druncle Funcle Willie helps his niece out with a first date! Backdoor Sports Corner! Get your goddamn hands off our football coach! Nelson doesn’t know the metric system! How many stone is a chocolate cake anyway!? A man’s got to have a jaunty tu

We’re zooming again, we’re sober, and we got no guest, but it’s still a bonus-sized Thanksgiving feast for the ears, and Ollie is in the background for listeners with whatever the ear equivalent is of eagle-eyed. The Notes: We’re a week away from a stoned, Thanksgiving episode 420, so prepare yourselves over the holiday break for that! A brief discussion on the existence of objective truth! McRib’s back (watch out for your o-rings)! Jesus probably never ate a McRib! Not a lot of people know this, but Jesus was pretty religious! Keep the Christ in Chrtist! Will met the governor! The governor is like your mom! We know the nice politicians! Office garage! Will’s list of enemies isn’t public, but it isn’t a secret— just give him a call! It’s not a perfect system, but it is honest! The McRib abhors a human digestive system! The McRib is taking the first offramp it can find! The similarities between the McRib and childbirth! Nelson’s cat loves ribs, while Will loves Baldur’s Gate 3! Will’s not getting weird with it

It’s our second in person episode recorded in a row, we’re a little drunk, we’re futurepast-ing like we do sometimes, and special guest Mel Novak is back-ack-ack-ack! The Notes: Working on our night stuff! Not enough murders! Eating noodles and opening mail! Mail unboxing videos! Dick in a box unboxing videos! John Popper’s Olde Fashioned Poppers! Will tells “the story” again! This is Will’s therapy! Nelson defends Will’s mom’s honor in the worst way! 90’s Lawrence retrospective! Get your bingo cards out, townies! Will’s dick unboxing Only Fans! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro

We’re in person with a special guest, Mel Novak, holy shit! The Notes: Will knows numbers! Lawrence 90’s vibes vs 20’s vibes! Bottle vs box wine! The young of the old! Mel recommends the Wine Dive in downtown Lawrence! Will’s unsolicited dick pics (to his mom?)! Analog dick pics! Bottles of wine make for a real California Adventure! Kurt Russell is the best wingman! Kurt Russell loves love! Blue wine will get you fucked up! Wine facts and wine passion! Two Questions with Will! So many uses for a shock collar (not just at steakhouses)! You don’t need a safe word if you have a shock collar! The Australian table wines of Lawrence, Kansas! Findmydick.com, “because it happens to the worst of us.” We don’t stick the landing! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon

Something a little different this week! In honor of autumn and the spooky season, and because time was short as hell this week for all kinds of spooky reasons, we have Will reading a spooky fall short story called The Littlest Free Library of West Lawrence! We hope you enjoy it, and we’ll be back again in a recognizable way next week, you beautiful animals! We love you, and hope you eat the exact correct amount of candy that momentarily sates the festering trauma of a world gone wrong within you while not being so much that you feel any hint of guilt or shame! Oh, and Nelson does a quick intro, too, don’t worry! He wasn’t gruesomely murdered by the risen, razor-fingered janitor our parents horribly killed years ago for honestly, totally understandable reasons! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android,

We’re zooming, and Nelson’s computer goes crazy at the end, but we persevere as usual! NOTES: Live show coming up in a bit, details to come when we have them! Do you have an abandoned factory we can borrow!? He’s got a lot of law to give! A custom song from Will for all new patreon subs this week! He’s got a lot of song to give! The Usual Suspects of butt-licking! Speaking of the devil, Will went to church! Don’t fill up on the body of Christ, we’re going to Shakey’s later! Gangsta rap and hymns are closer than you think! It ain’t no fun if Jesus can’t have none! Will’s Revenge of the Nerds-themed confirmation! God vs street signs! Elephants, a double-edged sword! Elephants vs cars, nobody wins! Nelson’s computer is freaking out and it’s making him dance! Nelson’s homeschool curriculum! Give us your gold and jewels! Nude dancing in room 1 after this! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patr

We do the zoom, come zoom with us. The Notes: This episode is for those fuckers, and for you fuckers, too! Will’s grandparents hittin’ it raw up in heaven! What’s the refractory period in heaven? Paul Lim is the David Attenborough of Will’s grandparents fucking in heaven! Jonathan Lethem is down-ish to clown-ish! Grants are a goddamn racket, bring back feudal artistic patronage! #DDComeLiveInMyCastle! Will’s Top 5 I-70 facts! Rootbeer floats vs blood and fear! The protective properties of a hot sleep! The Nancy Reagan of Highways! What kind of stone is the big prairie dog golem made out of!? The required golem studies for a geology degree! Fuck clay! I-70 and it’s connection to the multiverse! The secret druidic origins of I-70! Requirements of being a druid beyond Must Love Dogs! Why Nelson is banned from guest lecturing at accredited universities! Free Palestine, free Ukraine (and free the golems)! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Faceb

It was a big, long weekend, so we’re zooming it. The Notes: It’s ear-tussling time! Train talk! Will just wants to play as his man! Fuck them Wednesdays! Poison hotdogs! The spookiest birthday! Will’s product placement for himself! Send Jaq a birthday message aka Will flirts with danger! Our fans are like the sea! Let’s talk about salt! Will has a question about the desert! Speaking of cautionary tales! I WISH Elon Musk was a lizard person! Dog Report! Nelson is watching football and having complicated feelings! Will has a question about asses! Nelson won’t stop twerking! Guy Fieri did nothing wrong! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keeze

Number two in an evening recorded last week in Nelson’s kitchen, so we’re getting a little weird! The Notes: Those doodoo’s are the story of Will’s life! William Faulkner: Champion Drinker! Faulkner vs Hemingway! Drinking in re: Writing aka the terrifying implications! Drunk writers vs drunk actors! Are you a drunk writer and/or actor, let us know! Will’s working on his book of facebook co-worker posts about Ollie, so get ready to buy that shit! Reclaim that content! Will is also playing Starfield! It’s impressive when someone kills a dragon (usually)! Don’t kill Pete’s Dragon, he’s not a threat! The Dragons of Dillons calendar! What makes a dragon hot!? If he doesn’t have a hoard, why are you with him, girl!? A dragon needs to be a protector and a provider! The fuckability of Bluey’s Dad! Hop on the fuckability train! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, ple

Recording in person in Nelson’s kitchen, jiggety-jig! The Notes: The architecture of Nelson’s kitchen! Bar vs island! The bar Nelson’s grandpa built! Will’s uncomfortable car tour for nieces! The times when Will’s sister got drunk! He was no gentleman assassin, he was a cutthroat! Places Will got drunk and also lived! We need to make a deal with the buses and the city! Will needs to have a conversation about Courtney’s husband! Don’t ask Will why he was there! Will had Lawrence in his mouth, yum yum! How many bites does Nelson need (it’s 3)! Lick that bundt! Will was in no mood to meet people! Will has a crush on Courtney’s hot husband! Will didn’t want to be churlish! Kids in a trench coat vs a Voltron situation! Kids, here’s what you have to do before you can imprison someone in your home! Is your partner a Voltron, don’t miss the signs! Commandment 13: 3 Bites, be reasonable! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/

We zoomed a weird, long one tonight, friends! The Notes: Will forgot about 10! Will’s here to kill your monster! The thing Will’s learned about squatches! Hilarious, but terrifying at the same time! Will’s wife, Jaq, is perpetually hunted by squatches! Our local cops are racist against wookiees! Top 5 similarities between the Galactic Empire and the LPD! Emperor Palpatine Oops All Berries! Nelson is exposing all of Will’s ruses tonight! Sports Corner! Will is playing Starfield, Nelson is watching sports! Go Washington (Mystics please, and Commanders), KC looking sloppy, go Jayhawks! Chickens vs roosters! Nelson doesn’t know if the science in Real Genius checks out! That’s how they caught Jack the Ripper! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, Ra

Football opening day, so we zoomed it up! The notes aren’t great, I’m letting you know now! Still, The Notes: Back when we were scandalous! We know a lot more than when we started! No fatalities at the glue factory! Football opening day making this single episode feel like a second episode, and the notes are making it clear! Nelson has come to respect the pretender king, but if the one, true Jake from State Farm should ever call all the people still loyal to his banner together to fight in his army to retake his title, Nelson will march to war for him! If Nelson should die laying siege to State Farm Castle in honor of his lord, he’s gonna make sure to wedge his corpse into a door and here’s why! Everybody knows State Farm’s corporate HQ is a castle! Will got a dog and it’s fun for the whole family! Explosive diarrhea doesn’t make a great first impression! The Goldfish trick! There’s no rule against Will’s dog playing organized sports! Our new curling team! More endings than Lord of the Rings! Hey, you know, l