Double Deuce Podcast

We zoomed a weird, long one tonight, friends! The Notes: Will forgot about 10! Will’s here to kill your monster! The thing Will’s learned about squatches! Hilarious, but terrifying at the same time! Will’s wife, Jaq, is perpetually hunted by squatches! Our local cops are racist against wookiees! Top 5 similarities between the Galactic Empire and the LPD! Emperor Palpatine Oops All Berries! Nelson is exposing all of Will’s ruses tonight! Sports Corner! Will is playing Starfield, Nelson is watching sports! Go Washington (Mystics please, and Commanders), KC looking sloppy, go Jayhawks! Chickens vs roosters! Nelson doesn’t know if the science in Real Genius checks out! That’s how they caught Jack the Ripper! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, Ra

Football opening day, so we zoomed it up! The notes aren’t great, I’m letting you know now! Still, The Notes: Back when we were scandalous! We know a lot more than when we started! No fatalities at the glue factory! Football opening day making this single episode feel like a second episode, and the notes are making it clear! Nelson has come to respect the pretender king, but if the one, true Jake from State Farm should ever call all the people still loyal to his banner together to fight in his army to retake his title, Nelson will march to war for him! If Nelson should die laying siege to State Farm Castle in honor of his lord, he’s gonna make sure to wedge his corpse into a door and here’s why! Everybody knows State Farm’s corporate HQ is a castle! Will got a dog and it’s fun for the whole family! Explosive diarrhea doesn’t make a great first impression! The Goldfish trick! There’s no rule against Will’s dog playing organized sports! Our new curling team! More endings than Lord of the Rings! Hey, you know, l

We’re recording in person, Courtney Shipley is back again, and it’s the second episode of the night. The notes are bad, but here they are. Happy Labor Day! The Notes: Kickball in the Future Past! Everybody brings their dog! Kickball and gym class! Gym class reveries! Will always brought a note on kickball day! Mr. Denny was a good guy [editor’s note: his name was Mr. Davis, I don’t know why I got his name wrong, how crossfaded was I?]! Lyle Alzado’s Power Workout! American Gladiators documentary on Netflix! You see, kids, TV used to have a thing called syndication! Middle School and American Gladiators synced up perfectly for Nelson! Pandemic reveries! Nelson and Courtney both evaded the wiles of the king of tigers! Home and mother-in-law valuations and how they differ vis-à-vis bloodstains! Will’s repainting mothers-in-law! Nelson was right! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/

We’re in person in Nelson’s garage with special guest Courtney Shipley! The Notes: This is the hardest one! Nelson’s garage! Why the cows, gateway! Nelson is working that google tonight! The Amish are a simple people, they have a simple store! How many quakers in a cubit (Google-Nelson says there are 20.4 inches in a cubit)! Quakelets! English is a funny language! We start teaching ESL! Nelson retires from google! Everybody has a job to do here! There is 0% unemployment in this garage, but you don’t hear about that at the city commission meetings! Puppet complaints aka Will’s new nemesis! Will has never had a problem with solid waste! Garbage removal mafia! The crime of fly-tipping! The tiny appliances of England! What that real bread do! Dead frog update aka the Swamp Violence sequel! Will’s mother-in-law killed a mouse with a stick! I deduce the method of murder was poison! Frog bordello! The ugly side of urban swamp renewal! Nelson has a crazy mouse story! That lady pants-Lenny-ed a mouse! Unsolved Frog an

We’re zooming cause it’s disaster movie hot outside! The Notes: This episode is going to be the best one ever and here’s why! We’re living in the moment! It’s an Inspector Clouseau and Cato kind of situation! Nelson has vast offshore holdings and assassins constantly in pursuit! The tattooed lawyer! We mourn another friend gone to soon! A moment on online mourning etiquette! Cool ways to die! Anal fireworks-related deaths! Vikings vs the English language! Will has a bloody, dead frog in his bathroom and Jacqueline is less than pleased! Will is living in a frog hot zone! Nelson breaks down the likely causes of frogicide, because this is either foul play or a hemorrhagic frog virus! Nelson’s having a bad name night! It’s Ollie’s birthday this week! Don’t let the in-laws see your swamp violence! Not a lot of people know, but Kermit the Frog is an international crime boss! The bible belt holds up the pants of swamp violence! Will’s house is a destination location for swamp violence and drive-by swamp violence! RI

Busy weekend lazy Sunday zooming it. The Notes: Country music non-profit! Nelson doesn’t have the census data in front of him right now! Individual numbers are math, percentages are more about your gut! Thad’s funeral at Liberty Hall (RIP to Thad, who was really one of the good ones and is gone way to soon)! Will’s first funeral puppet show! Nelson tries excruciatingly hard to get Will to notice his reference to the M Night Shyamalan movie Unbreakable! (Editor’s note: I had to google check the spelling and I don’t know how I missed it before but it’s Shy Am Alan, and now I think I may always remember)! Will uses puppetry to be some kid’s Joker origin story! With a name that shitty, you know what you’re getting into! Will is a self-professed bitch who doesn’t know as much about Alanis Morissette as he thinks he does! Nelson memes Will so fucking hard you guys! Will’s conspiracy theory grooming guy! Will’s Hair Corner! The God Tickle Particle! That old dusty trail! PS- It was Meredith Brooks, by the way, I look

Recording in person to beat the late summer heat! The Notes: Is this a numerology podcast? Nelson’s not a numbers guy, he’s an idea guy! Parachute pants that really parachute! Deuce Wear, clothes for men with problems! Airborne chlamydia is a real problem! Keep your genitals on lockdown at Will’s house! Barely any wetness, just a whole lot of noise! Wind is the greatest threat! Full wetsuit bottom summer! Nelson is developing a whole line of pants! Will proves he knows all the kinds of camouflage! Marines love some sword play! Were there centaurs in ‘Nam!? Nelson is more of a Val Kilmer! We believe in Ben Affleck science! Physics-based Sherlock Holmes! It’s bigger on the inside than the outside! Sports Corner: Women’s World Cup US vs Sweden preview! It’s all meatballs and Allen wrenches! A phone call to Tom Hanks! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please s

Zooming after a busy week for Will! The Notes: It’s a 10pm Sunday Late Night Deuce! #NightDeuce! Will needs to contextualize himself! Workin’ on our Night Deuce! Nelson and the Witcher both have bad backs! Will explains the powers of the Witcher! Crack Loco vs Four Crack! Gestureology! Sound of Music prequel! How old is the Von Trapp man!? Look out for Von Troutman drama in Indianapolis! Nelson has history in Indianapolis, too! Firemen faux pas! Speaking of catching fire, how’s Will’s colon!? Will’s colon is squeaky clean! Will did special k at LMH! Will’s Colon Catastrophes! Will’s anesthesia chainsaw spree! Nelson will win the demolition derby with either Killdozer or a Dillon’s cart! Will as Auman as Bane! Auman’s show went great and will hopefully be back in LFK again sometime before hitting up another festival! RIP Thad, an LFK institution gone far too soon! Zorro was a long time coming! Fire Chief Ryu’s fireball test for the new recruits! Don’t get burned! We unfortunately scare a cat (she’s fine)! Cont

Busy weekend with Auman at the KC Fringe and Will prepping his ass for Monday, so we zoomed it! The Notes: Will’s colonoscopy is nigh! Nelson is a little sleepy! Will’s got some pantless sitting times ahead of him! Auman’s show, the Last Word is Hope, premiered at the KC Fringe (and is still showing Tuesday at 6:30pm, Friday at 11pm, and Saturday at 6:30pm)! Did Will just say 3 or 30 (there was actually a glitch, I think, so YOU be the judge!)!? Emotionally naked, not real naked! Red Hot Chili Peppers level emotionally naked! Emotional dick sock (and nothing else) emotionally naked! So, anyway, the show looks good, go see it (details at the end of the episode)! We won the Applebee’s feud (motherfuckers left town)! America fell in love with big! (Strip) mall culture! Is there a connection to 9/11!? The 90’s were the 70’s but with the internet! Sports Corner: The Basketball Tournament (TBT) KU team (Mass Street) is playing while we record (it didn’t end so well)! Sunderland update! Need us to help close your bu

RPG has fallen, but we endure! The Notes: Coming to you in person from Nelson’s Dad’s old office! Our new podcast endpoint is 525, plan accordingly! Retiring to raise our 10-year-old podcast robot child! Robot Bad News Bears! Will’s impending colonoscopy! Ass cancer ghost! Will’s colon is where he keeps all his secrets! Will’s Colon of Solitude! Bob Odenkirk’s Mom’s ass! Will investigates the State! “90’s comedy!” Robot Bad News Bears 2: Space Camp! Nelson was sick, but he’s better now! Grape mouth! Check yourself before you poop yourself! Watch out for them antibiotics, kids! The Mountain Goats! Air Force One (the movie) is, frankly, amazing! Go see Auman’s show, The Last Word is Hope, at the KC Fringe! More info at the end of the episode, but here are days and times: Friday July 21st at 6:30pm! Sunday the 23rd at 5pm! Tuesday the 25th at 6:30pm! Friday the 28th at 11pm! Saturday the 29th at 6:30pm! Be there to support our boy! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Ins

Recorded live with a feisty crowd in in the Board Room of RPG for one last time back on Friday, June 23r. Mourn you till we join you, RPG! Included in our crowd and joining us as guests are Ed Parker, Courtney Shipley, Brian Moss, and Chad and Jana Westhoff! The Notes were a mess, frankly, but I’ll give you what I’ve got. Sorry again this episode dropped on the feed a day late. If you’re a patreon subscriber you’ll know that things were kind of crazy in June and we got a little behind with some stuff we working on (and Nelson got sick for a minute there mid-projects). But we’re back on track and on schedule, so there shouldn’t be any more hiccups in our nearly spotless podcast attendance record. Our presidential podcast fitness scores, on the other hand, are for shit. Patreon subs, you’ll get the live show afterparty in that feed soon, btw. The Notes, Such as They Are: We are live and it’s a party! Nelson is a Jon Snow apologist (Jon Snow Did Nothing* Wrong)(*Very Little, Tops)! We’re polling the audience ton

Will’s on vacation, Nelson’s sick, and we’re zooming. The Notes: Will is in Minnesota and Nelson is half-right! The biggest Amish market in Iowa! The worst road bathrooms we’ve ever seen (CW: Nelson’s entry is horrifying)! Bandanas make even Minnesotans cool! Minnesotans are a knick-knack people! The Mall of America is a double-edged sword! Oliver ate an octopus (it was cooked/dead, I checked)! In the Mall of America, just living is enough! Oliver meets fear head-on with the mighty bulwark of fuck-words! Children vs rollercoasters! At least Oliver wasn’t the only one screaming “fuck” in Minneapolis this weekend! Is it punk if there’s synth!? Is Kraftwerk punk!? Nelson’s not bandana cool, but he’s pretty cool! A blanket instead of cleaning! The history of Historic Franklin Street (a “one minute of googling” historical presentation)! Will gains a new perspective! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Pa

Zooming as we recuperate from an awesome live show, which will release in a couple weeks as episode 400. Worst notes ever, but here they are, The Notes: Need to close a business, we will do a live show there and shut your ass down! Will’s funniest head trauma story, aka just dudes being dudes! Will’s vomit record is gonna be hard to break! Make your Hulu work for youlu! Nelson’s dad never had a colonoscopy! Nelson needs a notebook and it makes him lose a fight to a cat! Okay, you’re already used to Nelson being bad at notes sometimes, but today he could not get his cat to stop sleeping on his notepad and as such had nowhere to write down the notes a lot of the time. So, that’s it! But believe you me and the title of the episode that this bad boy is chock full of amazing content! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re

It’s a Father’s Day zoom episode with special guest, double-father and quadruple-grandfather so he knows what he’s talking about, Ric Averill! Will’s a dad, too. The Notes: Father’s Day with Ric Averill! The story of Will’s birth! Will pisses on the misogynist doctor aka baby reciprocity! The people of Lawrence have spoken re: Will’s unkemptness, et al! Ric’s own experience with mail-in heckling! Lawyers love writing letters! As always, Mom has the receipts! Generational disputes! This beachfront property isn’t panning out . . . or is it!? The thing about climate change is the heat, man! Wet apocalypse vs dry apocalypse! Riding the river to work! It’s always wet in Amsterdam! Lawrence Canal System! Circling in canal boats, looking for canal parking! We’ve got to talk about accordions! The first thing I think of when I think of Ric Averill is: quiet! We will combine skateboarding and canals to provide gondoliers that can sing a perfect tenor and land a frontside 1080 rodeo in a fucking boat! Will brings it bac

Back on that zoom, back in person next week with guest. The Notes: Live Show coming up! Episode 400, a farewell to RPG, at RPG, Saturday June 24th, 7:30pm drinks, 8-ish show, 9-ish afterparty! Nelson will murder your regrets! We have not come to bury RPG, but to praise them! Make good decisions and meaningful mistakes! Here come the judge! Podcasts we’re listening to! Nelson has watched a lot of Walker Texas Ranger, the one, true OG Walker, not this pretender who sits upon a throne of the CW’s lies! If Boomer Knight taught us anything, it’s all you need to stop street violence is pizza and youth basketball! When you see a Judson, you know he’s a Judson! They kind of guy who chops wood recreationally! Judson Juice! Will’s Top 5 Reasons Nelson Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Own a Jamba Juice and Nelson’s scathing rebuttal! Let’s do this thing, Jamba Juice! Once again, Nelson has tipped the scales and flipped the tables! See us live Saturday June 24th at RPG! Drinks at 7:30, show at 8! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! E

Guys, not only did we have guests, not only did we record in person, but it was the second episode of the night and that means WE GOT BAD NOTES! FWA-FWA-FWA-FWAAAAAAAAAA *airhorn noises* This might get a little weird, folks! The Notes, or at least all I have of them: Jason Keezer and Shawn Franklin are back again: hide your kids, hide your wives! The Robitussin episode! Tussin and towels, or Nelson ruins a friend’s family Christmas! Top 5 podcasts about Will’s mom! Keezer’s Will impression! The Five Squeezables! Elevator action! The third dimension is fear! We need more popes! You can fuck anything in Shawn’s trunk for $5! Keezer is trying to take my job! Honk honk! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Amazon, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they go

We’re back in person with special guests Jason Keezer and Shawn Franklin! Hell yeah! The Notes: Shawn Franklin, Lawrence’s best-lit stripper! Will’s dad is all out of naked men time! Keezer, Lawrence’s premiere reverse stripper! Is our lawyer’s dad a stripper? #DDNakedMenTime! Smurf allegations, but no indictments! Worlds of Fun is like Star Trek now! Nelson’s Top 3 Worlds! Nelson likes his jacks flapped like a normal perosn, while Will prefers his flaps jacked like a common sex criminal! Tommy Bartlett’s Robot World is basically Westworld, but sexier! The Bartlett family entertainment empire! Keezer loves a fudge hole, while Shawn is partial to a giant beaver! Young Guns Babies! Falling in love at the Eiffel Tower, but not that Eiffel Tower! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on Apple, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher,

Summertime and the zooming is easy! Should be in person with a guest next week! The Notes: It’s us! Thanks, Will’s Mom! Sass flag! Sass flag on the field! Will’s in danger of spending time in the sass box! Whole lotta Christophers vs whole lotta Nicks! Sliding Homers! Multiversal prison Homers! The Thieves’ Guild, the Bards’ College: all the prison gangs! Multiversal skinheads love kayaking! Nelson’s grandpa wouldn’t have joined that gang! Drowning in a sea of possibilities! Will’s spending a lot of time with vampires these days! The vampire sliders are pushed all the way up! Billy Corgan doesn’t like it and you can tell! Billy Corgan Looking Disappointed in Fun Places! AI, but not the fun kind! Can AI even actually make art without depression!? AI vs Vampires! All the confidence of a drunk in an argument at a bar! Nelson’s Jim Mora impression! Crabs, the fun kind! Nelson’s Red Lobster ad! Back in the Skyrim again! Nelson’s a union man! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter &

We were busy celebrating mommas, so we zoomed! The Notes: Happy Mother’s Day! Shoutout to the mommas! We respect all the mommas, but the non-mommas can take a back seat on this one (give them one day, damn it)! Sexual Biology and Reproduction Corner! Don’t let fraggles up in there! Babies crave acid! Will’s sim is a cult leader! We need more science cults! 100 Grand bars! Guilt candy! Nostley’s Cronch and Harshey’s Malk Chogolat! Kids, ask your parents if they’ve ever felched anyone and report back (for science)! Will has opinions on 100 Grand bars and the time has come to talk about them! What candy pairs best with the Golden Girls and/or depression! Teachers, have we not earned a 100 Grand bar for all the educational content we’ve provided!? Jim Henson’s filthy mouth! Will’s underwear disaster! Mother’s Day pizza! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Patreon: patreon.com/DoubleDeucePod Also, please

Things got hectic, so we zoomed! The Notes: The fates were against us, yet we prevailed! Un uplifting Wichita story (for once)! Like all Wichita stories, even the uplifting ones don’t end well! Hoe downs, pre and post pandemic! The conditions by which Nelson will Electric Slide! Wall art of Wichita! The Kitten Gangs of Wichita! The number of days without pooping it takes to kill you in Wichita, and the answer may shock you! We’re all orphans at heart! The three greases of Wichita! Will’s got a new kind of grease! What we know about grease! The war science of doughnuts! #IQuizzedThatShitDD! Will Averill: a study in bravery! We hate cancer! James Tate needs the Hoho’s of war (or does he?)! Stealth conservatives! The best time of day to trick Nelson! Nelson’s mind knife is only used for good! Sharpening your mind knife! Will’s mind knife is shoddy with disuse! Hey kids, how did you do on the quiz!? Did you use your mind knives? Mind knife! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter &