Double Deuce Podcast

We’re still zooming as covid keeps omicronning and the winter weather remains cold as balls. BUT WE’RE STILL HERE. You know what else is here? The notes!: Will sings again and delivers the threat of future singing. If it’s on Patreon is it really blackmail!? We have a live online show (#325!) coming Saturday February 5t at 8-ish! Check out our facebook page and other socials for details! And we will finally launch the Patreon for the show! Schedule is screwy now, though, with 326 dropping early next week and 325 dropping the following week a day after the show! Middle Earth Health Care! Speaking of Elves, Sports Corner! The football was good this weekend, and by god we breakdown every play from the defensive slugfests of Saturday to the offensive fireworks of Sunday! Why not the KC Jazzhands? Why do you guys have to ruin a good thing with success: the Townie’s Lament! Karate Sampson bleeds tiger blood! Will finished watching Succession, and we both like it! The Midwest of England! English roads are a metaphor

ZOOMING IN THE NAME OF! The Notes: Sorry to Applebee’s for reminding everybody of that ill-conceived ass-related ad campaign of our youths! Lots of places have got the meats, honestly. Will commits Orbeez erasure, and Nelson is no hero either! Get your tests at Orchards and some meats at Yoder Meats! Kids, watch out for the beeping and for the trademarks! Will’s Sports Corner Chiefs Wild Card Preview! Will says a lot of numbers! Pittsburgh hates children! Iceburgh the Penguin is a menace and the police are powerless to stop him! We care about the kids! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his

Dodging them omicrons, deltacrons, and unicrons, we’re back on the zoom this week! Notes: We’re still in a pandemic! Dodging bullets and man there’s a lot of bullets out there! Matinees suck! Pizza party dinner theatre! We hope you came for a long matinee digression cause that’s what you’re getting! Jaq can no longer sit by and allow Will’s disregard for matinee crowds to go unchallenged! Will gets censured! We got them ads! Nelson needs some skin in the game! Nelson watched Succession and Will watched the Expanse! We both watched Boba Fett! Will’s spa corner! Go to Salon Lotus for your spa days and Diagnostic Imaging Center for your MRI needs! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Kee

We’re zooming cause it’s cold and covidy out there. Take care of yourselves! Happy New Year! It’s a double-sized New Years at the Movies episode! You’re welcome. The Notes: Nelson’s NPR opening! Elf drinking ages! Who would we be in the Lord of the Rings, or why Will is mad at his wife! Nelson is the bartender at the Prancing Pony and he’s fine with that. Will has BGE (Big Gimli Energy)! Nobody is really Aragorn, he’s an ideal. Aragorn would say he’s Boromir, and anybody who says they’re Aragorn is actually Boromir. Being Boromir isn’t a bad thing, or Boromir done wrong! The Earrings worked! Will’s friend Tom Holland! The Murgatroyd of it all! We watched movies! Nelson loved some new Spider-man! He and Will also liked the new James Bond! They both hate the new Matrix! Will demands we refer to him as Toast Daddy! Applebee’s: better than the new Matrix! Sorry so long, still better than new Matrix! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook:

Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley is back with us in the future past as we recorded this bad boy back on the 12th and today is Boxing Day! Happy Boxing Day, Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, chill vibes, we love you! We may refer to this episode as number 319 but rest assured it’s episode 320. 319 was our live holiday episode last week. Blame the beer and the time travel! The Notes: Do you enjoy our number antics? Please check this box! #LadyDemographics! Happy Boxing Day again! We’re in the future! Courtney came here to bury capitalism, not praise it. Courtney has enough signs that say “believe,” thank you! Believe vs Don’t Stop Believin’, who would win!? Marry, Fuck-word, Kill: Live, Laugh, Love! Will and Nelson are civilian wig experts, wigonados, if you will! Like Jesus said, “Blessed are the wigmakers!” Will’s writer quality scale— 1) Marcel Proust, 2) James Joyce, 3) John Irving, 4) the Witcher Guy, 5) Dan Brown— all other writers fit somewhere within this scale! Lost in Space poop talk! Teaching our kids

We’re in the side room at Murf’s for this year’s holiday show, with guests: Amber Fraley (buy her book!), Molly Scanlon, Our Waitress Cinnamon, Allison Puderbaugh, Keri Mack, and Lawrence Mayor Courtney Shipley! We got the audience gifts out of Will’s garage and/or first marriage! The notes: Advent calendar controversy! Nelson brokers a deal between Will and progress! Disposable socks! A real bad Wednesday! #DDDoesItRight! Nelson Fantasies calendar! Light-up jacket! Will learns a lesson: a Christmas miracle! Amber’s book tour continues— buy her book, The Bug Diary! Mixed opinions on Andy Richter! Nelson may or may not be skeezier than Andy Richter! Amber created quite a stir down at the library! Will’s wife likes the big danglies! Oliver prefers glitterbombs! Somebody is getting extra butter for Christmas! God tried to murder us! Will’s a Dust Bowl truther! Songs, arrests, a no-holds-barred bathroom experience: Applebee’s is doing fine! Breakfast sandwich maker or robot centipede! Breakfast sandwich stillsuit

Newly anointed Mayor of Lawrence Courtney Shipley is here! The Notes: The mind reels at the possibilities of Will guessing numbers! Will has bread questions! Will has a lot of opinions about his and Nelson’s collective “jam”! #LadyDemographic! Ads for Applebee’s bathrooms and the Bug Diary by Amber Fraley. Go read the Bug Diary and remember that while there are no rules inside the Applebee’s bathrooms, once you exit them you face humanity’s justice! No backrubs, just candy: the life of a mayor! The Topeka Zoo is why the rich hunt human beings for sport! Canada vs big, angry, grey bears, who will win? Sports Corner! Will’s NBA hot tub party! Will’s gonna boil his Bojan! Courtney deuces us out using all the v words! These notes may have taken a euphemistic turn that belies the true nature of the hijinks contained within! Caveat Emptor! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/re

Zooming again because life is a weird pile of nachos, man. Starting with a Sports Corner because Nelson is watching Broncos at Chiefs while we record! The Notes: Nelson is excited because he’s watching football! Will went on a writer’s retreat and he had a great time! Will finished his new play and also wrote a story! Will is pigeonholing the Creepy Ron community! Buffalo Bill is a bad road trip companion! Our friend Courtney becomes mayor on Tuesday! Our influence grows! We need a mayor’s office or we should make a mayor’s office within a city business! Let the mayor conduct their business in and around Leeway Frank's like a mafia don, you cowards! Will wants Lawrence to be more like the Matrix! Nelson teaches Will about hard halftime show realities! Our favorite halftime shows! Applebee’s is like an angry bear in your guts! Applebee’s needs to realize how much we could help them if they’d only ask and pay us money. Ed Parker will let you on his Onlyfans if you dm him or use the secret hashtag in this episod

We’re zooming, which probably isn’t ideal sound-wise, but we’re back and we’ve got Ed Parker! The Notes: Ed got kicked out of the bible! Ed Parker loves unclean women! Will’s love language is cheesecake! Ed wants us to eat cheesecake with him on his Only Fans! Nelson is the Stick of Literature! Nelson catches Will in an embarrassing carrot situation! Nelson invents cheesecake salad! Mark your calendars for Saturday the 18th, we’re wanting to do a live show that night! Watch this space for the details! Drug parties in the library stacks! Capture the Flag in the library stacks! Only Fans Book Club! Ed’s job forbids him from pretending to be a bug! We watched that Wheel of Time show, so we do 10 minutes of Wheel of Time talk! Buy Amber’s book for the love of god! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify,

AW CRUMBS! We couldn’t record a new episode! But, don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 9! (one shy of the fabled CentenniDeuce!) Real ones know, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten brand-new mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish, and this one really stretches the definition of the word ish, folks) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer: 42 Artery-Clogging Minutes! Why not more salad talk!? There’re probably variable levels of sound quality, too, cause fucking… dammit! We’ve got guests, though! Auman & Skye! Here’s the Contents: Do You Remember the Pandemic? or Country Western Sister Feud (5/30/21) Auman Talks About UFOs, or Unassailable Alien Peens (6/13/21) (w/ Auman & Skye!) Auman Talks About UFOs Part 2, or Free Moon Buggy (6/13/21) (w/ Auman & Skye!) Will Hates a State, or Will Thinks Nelson is Worse Than Hitler (6/24/21) Skye’s New V

Amber is back hanging out! The notes: Will is talking Chex Mix! Will’s DMs are open for your filthiest Chex Mix erotica! Will uses butter as a sexual lubricant! Nelson is still hitting hard! Will is suspiciously dodging questions about gluten! Will is in the pocket of Big Wheat! Will is in the market for ass-to-lip balm! Will’s bakery story! Nelson’s DMs are open for your conspiracy theories about Will’s gluten secrets! Sports Corner (from last week), go Spirit! All of our DMs are open if you want to get in on the ground floor of ass-to-lip balm! There are no rules in the Applebee’s bathroom! Applebee’s isn’t doing shit, they’re terrified of the discovery phase! This ass-to-lip balm is gonna start a Shark Tank feeding frenzy! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty muc

Amber Fraley’s book is out and she’s here to talk about it! The notes: Will is Tokyo drifting the sweet spot on the mesa! Amber’s here, but not on twitter! Amber has had 7 twitters! The other ways Amber is like trump! HARD-HITTING INTERVIEWERS! We’re the Woodward and Bernstein of the Berenstain Bears universe! Yakov Smirnoff was a tool of the state! The dark side of Branson! Amber is a Branson 10! If only Oprah was a better interviewer! A sponsored ad for Amber’s book and also Applebee’s! How many swears can you skate by with doing the Patsy Cline musical!? Will would change a lot of Patsy Cline’s backstory if he could! Sad to report a lack of knife fights in Amber’s book (sorry mom!), but you should buy it anyway! Will insults Amber! Shoutout to the Ukraine! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify,

It’s the second episode goof-em-ups! The Notes: We look back fondly on 311! Will is a Banana Buttcrack! Will elucidates the reasons why he is and/or has a Banana Buttcrack! We spend more time discussing banana physiology than you’d likely prefer! The Banana Buttcrack you deserve! Nelson crafts an Applebee’s ad for Stefan in particular but also for the universe! Will tries to talk about cricket! The battle between baseball and cricket was fought and Will was there to spectate, dear listener! Baseball in England vs US high school baseball, who would win!? The corridor of uncertainty! The spooky ball drops! Happy Halloween! Vote this Tuesday if you haven’t already! Might we suggest Bart Littlejohn for Lawrence City Commission? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much

Super Dune-sized episode! DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WILL MAKE YOU DANCE and also DUNE SPOILERS! Notes: Episode 311 with the 311 Intro! Right up at the mic style! Nelson danced more than Will in the 90’s! Field Days of the USA and their variance! 311 was the height of Rome! Speaking of climate disaster, time for a Dune deep dive! What did you think about Dune #DuneReview! Jason Momoa Appreciation Corner, the Momoa MoMA! Where we come to Dune and what we think about it! Will is in love, Nelson is less so! This episode is extra long in honor of the length of Dune! Dancing out of here! All mixed up, don’t know what to Dune! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online a

We had to do this one on Zoom, but Jason Keezer is here! The notes: Keezer has questions from the people! Will is secretly Moldovan! Sarah is trying to kill us! What animals could we barely defeat!? Wizard Corner! Front facing wizard vs secret cabal only!? Don’t go against the wizard union! Interdimensional Applebee’s! Will tries to take Nelson’s power! Keezer has a cool book called Field Guide to North American Zombies available at Chops Comics, The Raven Book Store, and Wonder Fair! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from C

Second episode madness! The Notes: Will is watching you, and yes, it’s creepy! Oliver is a reporter! Will’s fighting his son and eyeballs are popping out of heads! A brief Deadwood reminiscence! Jason Momoa is Will’s favorite actor! Will endorses Jason Momoa for public office! Nelson hits a dinger! Nelson uses giant inflatable skeletons to pull a double-reverse Sonic! Will loves fanfiction! Nelson only enjoys Super Mario related fanfiction! A brief old website reminiscence! Ask your parents first! The wise old wolf in the woods! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans!

Nelson is still infected but we’re still here, still fighting! Sorry if it feels low energy, though. The Notes: October is the Crown Prince of Months! Fall is rad as fuck, man! Stress will kill you! Something more fun than dying of stress! Applebee’s: Eat a salad, you’re going to die (but not this salad)! That doesn’t trip Will’s trigger! Nelson watched things! Things we watched: Y the Last Man, Squid Game, Midnight Mass, Foundation! This Yorick is more annoying than necessary! Lee Pace is a good space emperor! We answer your questions! The answers you seek lie with Gallagher! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring R

Nelson’s got the sciatica and the sinus infection, so today his beer of choice is lack of sleep! Here’s the notes: We’ve got grit! Will turns it back on the audience! 5 solid minutes on why dogs (and cats for that matter) shouldn’t play basketball with humans and those rules should be in the books, it’s been decades you guys! Never forget we’re blackmailing Applebee’s, not the other way around! Big ups to Jefferson’s West for being swell and helping out the Willow, go buy their food or something! Will is the Laura Lorson of Snapchat! Nightmare filters! Amber, please fire up your transmogrifier! Facebook is the absolute worst! Is Will still hot or not? We get attacked by a car! Is Nate Silver hot or not? Is Will less honest than the Arizona GOP? Bringing it on home! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spo

It was a bad episode for notes, but here they are: Sirens and cicadas, the sounds of the season! Starting off dark today, I guess! So, there’s a new Matrix movie and we’re not sure how to feel about that! Cell phones and their line of demarcation re: movie plots! Taking the potion so he can squirt eggplant! Speaking of what kids like and 9/11! The five kinds of British people! All the ladies are Dame Judi Dench! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’s, and listeners like you! Patreon

And we’re back! The Notes: Reminder that Nelson is a Lieutenant Colonel in the United States Robot Corps! Robot rights and an end to robot racism! How much do Roombas cost!? Aunt Sandy’s still got the one eye! Don’t mention the finger! Athiests can talk to the robots without souls! What side will Nelson fight for in the impending robot wars!? Some stuff to watch, some of which is dystopian! Date night at Applebee’s! What are they trying to hide!? Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Applebee’