Double Deuce Podcast

DANG, GUYS! We didn’t record a new episode! But, don’t worry, we still have a new episode! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce volume 8! (OCHO!) OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer: 39 Towering Minutes! So many minutes that stacked end to end they would threaten god! There’re probably variable levels of sound quality, too, cause WHOOPS! We’ve got guests, though! Wait, no we don’t. Still, we’re coming at you early as a Labor Day weekend treat! That’s something! Here’s the Contents: Crumpets are the Inbred Cannibals of the Breakfast Breads, or Do Better, England! (4/18/21) No More Content Please, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Not Watch More Clarice (4/18/21) Wine Review, or Double Deuce to Beetlejuice in 2 minutes and 30 seconds (4/18/21) Mondays with Popeyes, or We’re Not Ready to Talk About Th

Molly Scanlon is back! Here’s the notes: Will has quick reflexes! Will could be in the Secret Service! There’s a serial killer on the loose and they’re serial killing all of our restaurants! Another edition of What Used to Be What Where, but this time without Andy Morton, just in case you don’t like Andy Morton, in which case hey fuck you man, he’s our friend, but also this one’s for you! Krull holds up! The Buttercream Gang doesn’t hold up! Sports Corner! French Corner! #DDEggStyle! #DDFuckEggs! #DDSorryEggsfortheAggressiveOpposingHashtag! Some egg problems are worse than other egg problems! Will is an egg-negger (he negs eggs)! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his a

We have special guest Molly Scanlon, and she’s got eponymous possum problems! Here are the notes: The Era of Jock Jams remains! Will is a man who will fight for your honor! Welcome to Cetera Heads! Molly’s got a possum problem in the Winnebago! Venkman is not without his flaws! Will disrespects Sigourney Weaver! Mission Impossumble! Repairin’ the LeBaron! Sproing vs No Sproing! Filling the Car Talk void! Will worships the chrysalis, not the butterfly! Will walks into Nelson’s trap! Aumaned you! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & Instagram: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsors

We have officially outdone the Spartans! Here are the notes: We’re in the Era of Jock Jams now! Nelson is wrong and here’s why! Will’s Mom is our biggest fan and that’s why ha has to call her out! Conroy’s is retiring next weekend (we believe on Saturday)! Monasty Monastery! Will’s son has fond memories of that bar! Nelson does NOT want to marry the bench. Will would fuck a common street bench. Some asshole burned down the Wishing Bench: if you know something, contact the authorities or Mackenzie at the Lawrence Times! Speaking of the Times, check out their 785 Collective, a listing of some local LFK podcasts including this one! Podcast solidarity! Applebee’s: You Don’t Gotta Go Far! Applebee’s: Call Your Friends to Expand the Search Radius! Measuring time in Jock Jams! Nelson refuses to thrice be proved a liar! We finally talk about Loki, and it’s positive! Jock Jams Outro aka Will fights for breath control! We’re being watched… Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter & In

It’s a big, hour-long celebration of 300 episodes of the Deuce! With special guests Molly Scanlon, Andy Morton, Ric Averill, Rob Schulte, Amber Fraley, Jeanne Averill, Alan Murin, Karate Sampson, Nick Colby, Courtney Shipley, and Allison Puderbaugh! Here’s the notes: Fancy play-in from substitute bandleader, Will’s dad, Ric Averill! Our bandleader/lawyer is legally in the woods! Nelson has a fancy sash and 2 minutes to live! We’re finally going to beat those fucking Spartans! Nelson has a new notebook, the ultimate aphrodisiac! Molly Scanlon explains how skyscrapers are just vertical strip malls! The Rave Floor vs the Ghost Floor! What Will loves about Olathe! Applebee’s: Think Vertical! Andy Morton has a challenger for biggest Disney expert! Andy Morton got drunk and bought a plane ticket! Star Wars: the most affordable place on Earth! I want my Banthaback Ribs! Andy Morton will not commit to the existence or non-existence of something I stopped writing down! Andy Morton tells a touching tale of nerd dreams

We’re trying to save the kids! The Notes: Don’t, and we can’t stress this enough, don’t jump into a giant pool full of coins! Veddering ain’t easy! Today’s word is: Emotional Unavailability! #DDHollowPlaces! The Duck Universe! German Netflix! Prestige European TV has echoes of prestige 70’s film! It’s Time Cop meets incest! Biohacking! Mind-Interface Underpants! Black Widow! Oligarchy Corner! #HeyWillIKnowWhatDavidHarbourProjectYoureTalkingAbout! Will had a little bit of everything on date night! Come to the live show with your Loki opinions! We’re going to talk about it! See us live and also streamed! Live episode 300! Saturday, August 7th, 8pm-ish at Conroy’s! Here’s the facebook event link: https://www.facebook.com/events/1024125178332864?acontext=%7B%22source%22%3A%2229%22%2C%22ref_notif_type%22%3A%22plan_user_associated%22%2C%22action_history%22%3A%22null%22%7D&notif_id=1626063814374186&notif_t=plan_user_associated&ref=notif Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twit

It’s hot as all the balls in the world outside! Hopefully this podcast doesn’t find you actively on fire. The Notes: Live show peddling! Rob Schulte teaser! He’s got a file on everybody! #MyFlatAss! Will demands more ass feedback! Will asks a lot of ass questions! We pitch the Ass Couple, a sitcom where Will is forced to move in with his own anthropomorphic ass in order to cover rent! Applebee’s isn’t scared of us:  THEY DON’T GIVE a FUCK! Applebee’s: You’ve Made a Lot of Choices! 90’s Money! Sports Corner: Olympics Edition! T-Ball is a good watch! Will talks a big game when his dad isn’t around! See us live and also streamed! Live episode 300! Saturday, August 7th, 8pm-ish at Conroy’s! Here’s the facebook event link: https://www.facebook.com/events/1024125178332864?acontext=%7B%22source%22%3A%2229%22%2C%22ref_notif_type%22%3A%22plan_user_associated%22%2C%22action_history%22%3A%22null%22%7D&notif_id=1626063814374186&notif_t=plan_user_associated&ref=notif Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doub

Skye is back, and we’re hoping everybody comes to the live show! Notes: Come to the live show or stream it or whatever! Skye loves her parents! Jillian doesn’t exist, apparently! Open-faced compliment sandwich! Will stops the car to jump on Nelson’s grenade! We talk about Ed Parker for 14 minutes! Bobbing for Crabs, the Sport of Kings! 5+ Kings bobbed for crabs! Nelson won’t get your kids high! DO NOT leave your children at an Applebee’s! Gangster Star Trek planet is overdue for its moment in the sun! Weed gummies and tommy guns! See us live and also streamed! Live episode 300! Saturday, August 7th, 8pm-ish at Conroy’s! Here’s the facebook event link: https://www.facebook.com/events/1024125178332864?acontext=%7B%22source%22%3A%2229%22%2C%22ref_notif_type%22%3A%22plan_user_associated%22%2C%22action_history%22%3A%22null%22%7D&notif_id=1626063814374186&notif_t=plan_user_associated&ref=notif Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook

Skye is here! Notes: Highlights from the last episode! Why is Skye here? Applebee’s is noty going to heal your soul! M.C. Applebee, Famed Explorer! Time travel requires an Applebee’s! Nazi Women! It may rain! C+ Movies vs B- Expeirences! Little Kansas Pleasures vs Big Kansas Displeasures! Aaron Coleman is trash! England is sad today! Nelson is from the Super Science Society of the Future! A good cancelled show! Will speaks to a nation’s pain! Nelson remembers! See us live and also streamed! Live episode 300! Saturday, August 7th, 8pm-ish at Conroy’s! Here’s the facebook event link: https://www.facebook.com/events/1024125178332864?acontext=%7B%22source%22%3A%2229%22%2C%22ref_notif_type%22%3A%22plan_user_associated%22%2C%22action_history%22%3A%22null%22%7D&notif_id=1626063814374186&notif_t=plan_user_associated&ref=notif Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re

Going straight at the Notes: Will’s just thinking about Janine! A visit from Oliver! Will is Sassy McSasser, Will is Big Man. You gotta play tennis downstairs, buddy! Tennis ball could be useful (???)! Will wants to be a laid back mafioso! What are the best Lawrence businesses to target for racketeering!? Racketeering is a numbers game, kids! Why isn’t Kramer vs Kramer the Kleenex to divorce’s facial tissues!? Applebee’s: Good for Before, During, and After Kramer vs Kramering! Andy made Will’s dreams come true! The Racketeer! Predator vs Godzilla! Godzilla vs Wesley Snipes! Kramer vs Kramer vs Godzilla! Happy 4th of July! See us live and also streamed! Live episode 300! Saturday, August 7th, 8pm! Should be at Conroy’s, we’ll let you know if it’s elsewhere! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPub

Back in the basement cause the Earth is melting! No guests, but Nelson has a genius business opportunity! Notes: Spoon Keys! Let’s inhabit the opening that Apple has left for us! Grease Thieves! Fox & the Hound 2: Cool Hangs! Will hates squirrels! Reckless backyard gunplay! Squirrel SVU! True Detectnuts! Let Matthew McConaughey know if you find a dead squirrel! RIP Nelson’s Dad! All wrong, all wrong, all wrong! See us live and also streamed! Live episode 300! Saturday, August 7th, 8pm! Should be at Conroy’s, we’ll let you know if it’s elsewhere! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink J

Auman and Skye are still here! The notes: We don’t like Facebook! Will still reps Angelfire! All social media all the time! Dead Kidneys Disease is my favorite punk album! Will’s Mom is a champion in the war against Satan! A campaign of grandparent appeasement! #GodvsDeadKennedys! #GodvsFugazi! Smashmouth is both American and Canadian, they’re Schrodinger’s Band! Applebee’s babyback ribs! Ronald Reagan was capable of self fellatio! HAPPY JUNETEENTH! HAPPY FATHER’S DAY! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Brought to you in part by sponsorship from Courtney Shipley, the foul cur Ap

Not only are still recording in person, we’ve got guests! Which taxed our sound a little, so sorry if it’s not awesome! But still we’ve got guests! Jeremy Auman and Skye! Here’s the notes: Making sure people realize that Jeremy and Auman are the same man! What’s your Christopher number?! Digging deep on our security questions! Auditing wizard school! If men died there in the 1860’s, Nelson has slept there! Cat songs! Poop song! Whittlin’ suppositories! Guilty Applebee’s Pleasures! Wheelchair Stall Threesomes! Everyone is a coward but Nelson! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro & Outro featuring Rob Schulte! Check out his podcasts at Pink Jeans! Br

Second episode reunited in person and Will completely forgets how to start the show. WE DON’T KNOW HOW TO EXIST IN PUBLIC AGAIN YET! #IWillTellYouWhatIThinkDouble Deuce! The Notes: You are loved, no matter the size of your thoughts! Karate Sampson’s thoughts = Karate, Science, Fireworks, and Rock & Roll! Sad Sports Corner! Sunderland wins their first trophy since 1972, then get Ted Lasso’d and remain stuck in the basement league! The Papa Johns Cup! Papa Shaq! All things Shaq and Shaq related! We hereby raise the Applebee’s stakes! Will says fuck your dreams! The real hypeman was inside you all along! TWIST ENDING! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! In

HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL WE ARE RECORDING IN PERSON! After 62 episodes apart, we are back together in Will’s backyard recording this! Sorry if the sound is bad, we’re still figuring that aspect out again. The Notes: The pandemic happened because we didn’t love Jackee enough! Will does the conspiracy math! We are not a QAnons, but we’ve seen one on TV! Listener submitted Applebees ad! It’s a conspiracy episode! UFOs are real and we aren’t ready to deal with it. Nelson talks about space shows! Project Blue Book and For All Mankind! Will double-dips in the Applebees ad pool and he’s not afraid to use an innuendo! Use corporate synergy, you cowards! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find

Will’s back from Boston, but he doesn’t remember anything from before his trip! Here’s the notes: Will forgets how to clock! Boston is a punchy city! Boston: Punching and Science is in Latin on the seal. Et Placebat Ei Pulsare Scientiam! Hockey, making sons, and giving no fucks! Ricky 3 was a regular joe of a king! Planning a roadtrip to the bronze cheeseburger! Calidum et Deliciose! She doesn’t lose that book, man! Nelson’s book is full of scallops! Nelson will vote against children running for public office! The biggest kid on the playground! [Editor’s Note: Will actually talked about his Air B&B idea in a mini-episode we recorded last week for DecaDeuce 8, which is now complete and behind the emergency glass so I’m sure you’ll hear it soon enough!] Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPubl

Stuff’s happening, so we recorded this back on Wednesday, just so you know! Here’s the notes: ASMR stands for Audio Sensing Motherfucking Reading! Karate Sampson used to read pornos to the blind! Release the Karate Sampson Cut, Audio Reader! It’s like the Bourne Identity, but she remembers everything! Top 5 Facts About John Edward (& John Edwards)! Will is a real Fact Racker! Helping the police solve murders really comes down to who you know! Will’s son wants the first 12 CDs for a penny! Nelson’s book about the secret of Lawrence’s secret underground nazi gold has a ghost train, romance, and some real thinking person’s shoot-em-ups! The Ghost Train is the real Mayor! Boo Choo Choo! Come get divorced at Applebee’s! (Sorry Felix!) RIP Melinda Henderson! Melinda was Melinda! Don’t forget to vote about whether you want Will to sing for the ending of the next DecaDeuce! You have the power to effect real change! Vote Yes Will Sing or No Sing Will on Facebook and Twitter to make your voice heard! Will wasn’t vo

Happy Mother’s Day! We call Will’s Mom and he gets her an ambush journalism for Mother’s Day. The Notes: The Politeness Ladies. The Knights Etiquette, please save us from our post-9/11 barbarism. Nelson’s inadvertent murder. Nelson loves the kids. Kids love a sense of mystery. Mickey Mouse is a stone-cold psychopath. Nelson helps Will write a Mother’s Day poem for his mom that he wrote himself. All this dog dick licking is a real Mother’s Day miracle. Moms love rap battles. Weighing Tom Cruise’s heart against a monkey’s. A message to all the moms out there that this monkey is bound for heaven, happy Mother’s Day! Contact Us! Follow Us! Love Us! Email: doubledeucepod@gmail.com Twitter: @doubledeucepod Facebook: www.facebook.com/DoubleDeucePod/ Also, please subscribe/rate/review/share us! We’re on iTunes, Android, Libsyn, Stitcher, Google, Spotify, Radio.com, RadioPublic, pretty much anywhere they got podcasts, you can find the Deuce! Podcast logo art by Jason Keezer! Find his art online at Keezograms! Intro &a

WHOOPS! We couldn’t record a new episode! But, don’t worry, we still have a new episode (and next week we may be back to recording in person)! It’s a DecaDeuce! DecaDeuce 7! OGs know the drill, but Stan Lee always said every issue is somebody’s first issue, so here it is! Ten mini 2 minute & 20 second (ish) episodes recorded over time then plastered together into one big regular-sized episode! Actually, it’s a bit longer (44 Double Stuf’d minutes! Shoutout Oreos! *wolf howl*) cause our hubris knows no bounds and we refuse to be bound by the laws of space and time! There’re probably variable levels of sound quality, too, so, sorry about our sins having no end! Blame at least some of it on the pandemic and the limits of zoom recording! We’ve got guests, though! One guest, anyway! Jason Keezer is in no less than 2 of these bad boys! Want the contents? Here’s the Contents: Superbowl LV Recap, or That’s Life, Man (2/21/21) Mars Colony, or BIG Science (2/21/21) Pour Some Wine on You, or Let Me Feed You These B

Look, we’re trying to make a D&D episode, but we have a hard time staying on task. Notes! Nelson undercuts Will for the sake of scientific accuracy! It’s a D&D episode! Will tries to use the D&D episode as a way to air some of his junior high-era grievances! Hey government, if you’re not too busy, could you get all the cocaine out of NPR, please!? Mid-Level DM advice! The founder of Cinnabon is an unrepentant murderer! Now that the pandemic is over, Will is really hoping to go to New Mexico! Breaking Bad is a direct retelling of the cinnamon roll murders and Cinnabon’s reign of terror, and Vince Gilligan isn’t even being subtle about it! Nelson started reading the new Star Wars High Republic stuff! Wookiee jedi enjoys a fruit and cheese plate! Not since James Joyce’s Ulysses have I been so confused about a book! [editor’s note: there’s a gungan (a Jar Jar) pirate named Wet Bub cause he’s constantly soaked in blood] [pps: I like this book, but it’s crazy and it gave me high school keeping track of