Scott Mills Daily

After the blunder by Tom on Love Island we ask about the shortest relationships you’ve had. Also, we attempt to cheer up the Wulfrunians with another Stark Guide, the debate about who would suit Scott as a partner goes on as we speak to his mum and Chris is worried about his thigh gap.

Listener Chris finds out where he came from (under the watchful eye of The Pope), mass crisp eater Ashley gets a message from Gary Lineker and who would make a good partner for Scott if things were different? Laura Tobin or Carol Kirkwood maybe?

The naming of The Rat brings a shocking story that almost starts an argument. Plus, we try an experiment with fried chicken and try to work out what “Discrete Maths” or “Pure Maths” is.

Scott is back and asks about the Tee Shirts you’ve had printed up for your holidays (yes, it still happens!) Also a dog grooming parlour and a plastering business reveal their Funny Business names and our resident Plane Licker returns.

Scott (or should we say Simon) is “pooly” so Jordan North is here to save the day. A round of Ask Me Anything gets a big Chef’s Kiss, we have more nominations for the naming of the rat and do you have a “Bedingfield moment”? A song that triggers an awful memory.

J.P Cooper is here and Chris tries to get “Sing It With Me Chant” going in the BBC canteen – CRINGE WARNING! Also, poor listener Meghan finds out what T&R Time is in Where Do You Think They Were and you know what day Sunday is…but what’s the question?

Chris delivers the first ever International Stark Guide, we find out that Superfan Steve has an impersonator, and we get a bit carried away with Bamboleo Wednesday.

Another round of Funny Business brings Fanny’s Business, Boomerangs and Prawns line up in the naming of the rat and (because of a strange TV show Chris likes) we ask “Where has your tongue been?”

What day is Father’s Day? Yes – it’s coming but what’s the question? Also Ask Me Anything brings a roller coaster rider with a twist and another listener needs a name for their pet – this time a RAT! We are sure you know a few.

Another listener endures the agony of Where Do You Think They Were in a tale involving Simply Red and Champagne and Chris has discovered something amazing - Dissolvable Swimwear - The possibilities are endless.

Cheryl gets the Superfan Steve treatment and it’s CRINGE! Also, why do people’s pets love Scott’s voice and more songs that just bring you bad luck.

We investigate more instances of The Drake Curse, our fake Donald Trump tries to book accommodation in a castle in Blackpool and we have another "dad's eye" view of Love Island.

Donald Trump landed in Britain today so we celebrated by getting friend of the show and celebrity impersonator Luke Kempner on, to be the president and try and book a state visit haircut. We got listener Gemeni on, along with her father Simon, as she failed in her attempt to be on Love Island and we wanted to see what he thought of the contestants this year. Also and amazing instalment of Ask Me Anything, where the inventor of one of the best games of all time features.

Freya Ridings comes in to debut her new track and ends up singing over some garage beats. Plus Chris gives a guide to Norwich for listener Megan and a visit to Arsenal Fan TV.

Scott & Chris were too busy to interview Anne-Marie at Radio 1's Big Weekend so they sent Lewis Capaldi to do it and the interview takes a very strange turn. Plus it's Bamboleo Wednesday and how do you get over someone you never dated?

We revisit May 2015 when Chris booked a room in Norwich for "Mr. Salamander" an intimate waxing for Olly Murs and a bowling alley for Taylor Swift. Also, don't forget to subscribe to Kench on BBC Sounds for some classic 24 Years at the Tap End.

Another Stark Guide, this time to Blackpool, home of a famous waxworks museum and more hotels than Greece! Also listener Max is on to hear how he was conceived in Where Do You Think They Were and his mum charms everyone with her soothing voice.

We bring more of your favourite polyphonic ringtones – remember Encore Une Fois? or Babycakes? Also listener Ryan has a problem with his works Instagram and has Lewis Capaldi been on Radio 1 more than anyone else ever?

Jackie the pet psychic chats to a troublesome cat who likes to watch owner Natasha in the shower, Funny Business brings up one too many “Poutines” and listener Izzy gets to chat to Sam’s Nan Patricia who gives her a stern warning.

Could Chris be the new manager of Middlesbrough? Scott certainly couldn’t – we put him to the test and he just doesn’t do angry. Also, listener Sam, who had trouble finding a date, is back so we audition another contender with Chris role playing the part of Sam’s nan Patricia.