Scott Mills Daily

From next week on Radio 1's Kench podcast, Chris Scott wander the rooms and vaults of Scott's mansion "Echo Falls" in the search for some lost tapes. Tapes of Chris's "Autobiography" 24 Years At The Tap End. Every day from Monday 21st May for 12 days, hear tales of strange foreign exchanges, unintended nudity and embarrassing drunken moments in Chris's life.

We look back at May 2013 when Lorraine sat in the wet seat for Innuendo Bingo, we devised a very odd feature called Fish Pie Sue and Chris was booked to go on a suspiciously cheap holiday.

'Where Do You Think They Were' returns with listener David hearing his dad tell the story of where he was conceived. Plus Chris embraces the role of Patricia, a hard to please nan, to question some potential suitors for listener Sam.

Popstar HRVY joins Scott for a game of 'HRVY Fan or Animal' and Dan from Bastille calls in to critique a live ukulele rendition of their new track Joy. Plus someone has made a Dion Dublin Homes Under the Hammer compilation and Chris is away so an actress plays his part for Bangers.

Another Stark Guide takes us to Huddersfield, Chris also goes to Buckingham Palace to search out all the Royal Baby fans, we have another round of Funny Business and listener Sam is having trouble finding a date, so Scott and Chris offer their services.

Chris and Scott are here to take you back to the golden days of May 2012, when Chris used to applaud buskers, Scott wanted to be a Mob Wife and be called “Scotty The Fish” and David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff was in guiding our listeners through awkward situations.

Taylor Swift talks to Scott and Chris about her new album and her love of Stormzy as they both battle it out for the number 1 spot in the charts. Bastille pop in for a Pop Emergency and reveal the date of their new album. And we hear how another listener was conceived as their parents reveal all in Where Do You Think They Were.

The man who seems to always play baddies is here and Scott is a little bit scared. He needn’t be though as Stephen is a nice man who likes nothing more than sitting in the bath with his rubber ducks. Also we have a special Bamboleo recorded with the actual Gipsy Kings at The Royal Albert Hall and we look back at the good old days when TV shows were low-budget rubbish - remember Airline?

We speak to more of you who have had a bad time during student exchanges including Sam who was given a sumptuous meal of… cucumber and water soup! Also listener Aniella gets to speak to her old French exchange student Pierre (which is actually Chris in the other room) and a simple Love Island application turns into Scott and Chris fighting over who has the best legs.

Listener Leanne had some shocking goings on with her toothbrush, we reveal what would get you disqualified in your Love Island application and is Basshunter a superhero in disguise?

Chris & Scott look back at April 2014 when they photo-bombed The One Show, they rode the radio 1 lifts wearing The Sack O Shame and Chris inadvertently called Alice Levine a pig.

Chris brings another Stark Guide, this time all about Cardiff, but again some facts seem a bit dubious. Also, Ali Plumb guides Scott through the new Bond announcement and more of those typical but odd poses in the photos of your profession.

Avengers: Endgame is looking to become one of the biggest movies ever and two of its stars Scarlett Johansson and Chris Hemsworth are here - to throw insults at each other of course! Also Chris is a bit put out that Scott appeared on Match of the Day and why do DJ pics always have them wearing headphones?

Hilarious ways of trying to prove your age when you find yourself out for the night - without your ID, another round of Funny Business and Chris is in big trouble with his mates because he thought it was Monday.

We revisit another classic month from the Scott Mills Show, this one from 2013 when Little Mix played a shocking game of Truth Or Dare, Chris thought he could make big bucks by selling nude drawings of Scott and TV magician Dynamo played Innuendo Bingo.

It’s all about Brighton in another Stark Guide. Plus we learn how to kiss via the internet and Arielle visits a dog food factory – cue the dog puns.

We discover why you should ALWAYS check that your Bluetooth is disconnected, more innocent injury stories (including one from Chris) and a very special Bamboleo announcement. Oh, and Sam Smith calls out of the blue.

Chris tries to explain some Game Of Thrones details to Scott who compares it to living in London. Also, why has Scott has never seen the same film twice? Listener John tells of an injury which raised suspicion in his girlfriend (which does indeed sound very suspicious) and is Drake cursed?

Arielle Free sits on a loo that has supported many a famous behind in her quest to get Radio 1 on in everyone’s workplace, Listener Lizzie gives her Hen Do Review from the weekend and a man that can do wonders with a worm calls in Ask Me Anything.

What has been billed as a lazy attempt at a podcast actually turns out to be really good. Remember Zoe Ball playing Innuendo Bingo? Remember when Scott & Chris judged horses at Haydock? Or when Bear Grylls got scared by a bear (or rather Chris dressed up as a bear)? Was Zayne Malik ever a bird whisperer? All this happened in April 3 years ago and we dig them all out of the archives.