Pretty Little Pints

Endings bring new beginnings.   And we wish you all well on your new beginnings.  

After an episode like this, you have to ask: What do now? We'll let you know.

So, Jacki judged the Orlando Beer Fest on Saturday. While being judgey, she ran into comedian Clayton Anderson and asked him, "Wanna come record an episode after all these beers?" Clayton's defenses were down (cause of all the beer), and he said, "Yes!" Then, Mickey, editor extraordinaire, came up with the brilliant idea to watch Hackers, cause Clayton had previously expressed interest in doing so.  The movie's good. The conversation's good, but the beer's the BEST.    Thanks, Goose Island. We love you.

Crystal and Andrea join the PLP to enjoy great conversation and a yet-to-be-released Goose Island beer!   Spoiler alert: we all loved it.  We also talked about stuff, including: Skiing, College, Key West, Weddings, Empanadas, Christian schools, Flight Attendants, A Star is Born and more!

Happy Spoopy Season, y'all.   We invited some funny folks, including but totally limited to Mickey, Sam, Noosh, and Chris into the Orlamdo Studios to eat Theo's (not a sponsor) Fried Chicken and watch Tucker & Dale vs. Evil. And ... sigh ... we drank Pumpkin beers the whole time.   At least the movie is great. 

This was recorded shortly after all the Supreme Court news came out and the crew had a ton of Octoberfest Beers. Enjoy responsibilitibily.

FEST BEER BEST BEER IS BACK and bigger than ever. Alex Gasparini is back and this year, we drink 16 beers and have a conversation that ends up spanning two episodes.    Don't worry, though. By the end of part 1, you'll know which Fest Beer actually WAS the BEST BEER.

The Pints are back in Florida with Florida Realtor, Bart Marek (barttherealtor.com) and, as a nod to their guest, enjoy (?) some Bud Light in a can. Things started out pretty chill, but 10 beers in, that's where the silly came out.

We wrap up our two-episode 1910 Public House anniversary arc with a yum yum yum Weihenstephaner and some fun fun fun conversation with Christy, manager of 1910 Public House and FORMER RESIDENT OF SOCIAL CIRCLE. Yes, this episode goes deep into Social Circle on many, many topics, including mastery learning, cheerleading, bottles, SCHS, REM, the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (not Social Circle related) and so much more. 

The Pints are in GEORGIA! Lilburn, to be exact. 1910 Public House, to be even more exact. 1910 Public House's Fifth Anniversary Party to be even more exacter. And guess who's with us?????! Mickey's Dad, Bernie!!!!! Bernie spills some tea on Mickey's childhood, has one of the sweetest fun facts in the history of the show, and ends on a strong note with 5 quick mini chugs at the end. And the rest of it's pretty amazing, too!

Y'all. Eugene m-f'in Snowden is here at Claddagh Cottage with us. This episode is the perfect mashup of an accommodating, amazing bar and excellent, engaging guest. And boy do we have a fun time talking about everything from protesting to moonshine, chocolate q-tips to EGOTs (and Jacki didn't even bring them up!), accidentally killing yourself to Young Frankenstein. It was one of our favorite episodes, ever. And we don't say that lightly.   If you enjoyed this drink-a-thon, stop by Claddagh Cottage's new location and live it yourself in real life! And then head on over to Kickstarter to support Eugene's new solo album project: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/eugenesnowden/help-me-put-out-my-first-solo-record

So, like, we were Bro-ing it up, and Calvin, like totally spilled some Bro-Juice on the uh, disk thingie there, and like, so, the editor yelled at us... like a lot a lot. and Like he said that me and Cal had to like post a blog or something... Ha... Brog!  So, like, enjoy... or something. Jaice and Cal Ca-Bro-na Bro Intern Bros

Go away, baitin'. No wait, don't leave. Stay here and listen to us watch the rest of Idiocracy with Stephen, Mickey and Jimmy!

Settle in, y'all, cause this is part one of a big one. Joining Tori and Jacki in the studio are Stephen Mitchell... and Tori and Jacki's "males": Jimmy and Mickey. We drink tasty brews from Hidden Springs and Swamp Head and settle in and watch "Idiocracy."    Thanks for listening. We love you.

BRAWNDO! It's what plants crave! It's also a beer that Jacki really really loves. She went goofy fangirl when the head brewer/owner showed up. Thanks for reading.

Are you a humanitarian slut? Find out who is! Spoiler alert: it's not C-Lane. It's also not our excellent guest, Jolie, who shares a ZFG from our new sponsor Hidden Springs Ale Works! We shake our heads a those darn kids today, talk about eating bone marrow, summer dick, colonics and more.

We interrupt this program to announce that we are now under Marshall Law.  Not really, but no one seems to read these episode summaries and even though this was recorded a week ago, we're still pretty drunk. Jeremy at Roque put together an amazing collection of Belgian style beers and that is the reason why we have no idea what went on during this hour.  

BRO! Bro took a bro-plane yes-and got stuck over St. Bro-is or some other bro-cation. So that left Bro as the Bro-st yes-and Bro sitting sidecar. The Cabana Bro was the guest Bro. Bro felt Bro-sponsible for the extra work so she asked the bro-tender to serve up some bro-beers that were easy to carry yes-and she took care of the second Bro-break. The Bros talked about Bro underwear, Bras, Bro-portionate Egos, Bro-st of Orlando, Bro-drick Lamar, Bro-posal Stories, yes-and kittens.

This episode is chock full of awesome stories! Steve Schneider joins the Pints at Bear and Peacock to enjoy a delicious summer-y Krombopulos Kolsch and talk about a wide variety of ...stuff, like: Grampa Munster Psycho David Cronenberg Anna Paquin Fellatio Tickle Me Elmo AND MORE!