Pretty Little Pints

The Pints are joined by burlesque dancer, Risa Risque AKA Marisa. We learn her burlesque origin story, share a delicious saison from The Bear and Peacock Brewstillery, and have a wandering conversation that eventually leads to "marital aids."

Look, it's Independence Day and the Pints wanted to celebrate with a few beers off air. Who can fault us for that? So, enjoy the dulcet sounds of some of our favorite moments from the last few months. Spoiler alert: they are mostly about racism and drugs. 

Tori's out at Bite Night eating all the things, but that didn't stop us from having an awesome time with Nikki Bowles and Joe Chlapowski. We enjoyed (?!) White Claw and discussed all manners of things, including: Top Golf Mushrooms Anime The Corporation John Dies at the End and much much more. We had such a blast with you Bull and Bush and hope to come back and do it all again soon!

The Pints are joined by Amy, who just so happens to be related to the owner of this month's sponsor, The Bull & Bush Pub. We learn the origin story of the pub, discuss the benefits (or lack thereof) of watermelon, learn a handy road trick, and so much more. 

WE'RE BACK BABIES. Stephen Mitchell from Beggars Being Choosers and Charlie Bowie from Poking the Bear join our very own Jacki for another bonus episode, which got pretty crazy, cause we talked about things like baby back bitches, transformative art, RoseArt makeup, big nose babies and more. 

This weeks the Pints finally did it. They had a girly drink: Champagne ... or, at least, it's Spanish cousin, Cava. Champagne Jesus himself, AKA Ross McCoy, shared in the bubbles at Bull and Bush Pub, while discussing some pretty silly stuff, like: Tracking your kids Grandma food Fortnight Greenwood Cemetery Grey penises Fancy Radissons AND MORE

Coming at you live (enough) from the Bull and Bush Pub in Orlando, Florida, it's Pretty Little Pints with special guests Sadi and a pint of Guinness! If this episode is any indication, y'all are in for an incredible month. Here's what we talked about today: Is Pinocchio sentient? Washing below the knee Walking into someone else's dew (doo?) The new Kanye West ablum And more ridiculously awesome things

The Pints, joined by Big Tim Murphy of Poking the Bear, say goodbye to The Geek Easy while enjoying Moon Bear from Clown Shoes Brewing. Seems fitting for Tim, right? We talked about a lot of stuff while we drank, including: Dirty dirt Aldi Military ghosts Pills Leprechauns AND MORE

On this episode of Pretty Little Pints, editor Mickey sits in the co-host chair to enjoy a CIDER from B. Nektar with Orlando Dominatrix Mistress Belladiva. Lots of movie talk ensued, like: The Coen Brothers Eurotrip Exit to Eden Halloween 5 and, of course, porn. 

The Pints enjoy Pulp Friction from Motorworks Brewing with Oral, right before he hosts karaoke at the Geek Easy. The beer is great and the conversation is... rolling. We'll just leave it at that. 

The Pints are back at the Geek Easy with one of the owners, Alex. We enjoy a delicious Bell Cow Milk Stout from J. Dubs and talk about lotsa stuff like: Glory Holes Magic Brie Larson Candy  And more!

The Pints welcome a new sponsor, The Geek Easy, and a stellar guest, Vinny DiLorenzo to drink an Left Hand IPA and talk about a giant variety of things, including: Racial Slurs Murder Likeable Hitler Government Weed and MORE!

The Pints bid farewell to April sponsor, The Thirsty Topher, with one of their best bartenders, Christian! (Oh who are we kidding, they're all the best.) With a snifter-full of MIA's Big in Japan Rice Ale, all manner of things were discussed, including: Bag to fryer restaurants Sun damage Frog consent Furries Sexual Harassment Farts AND MORE

Hi. My name is Jacki. I have been drinking. Look to Charlie or Stephen for a real description of this bonus episode. 

Ya'll aren't gonna believe this, but I'm fairly certain Tori loved both beers this episode. The Thirsty Topher hooked us up with Kitten Kong from Hidden Springs and The Duchesse, which just so happens to be the first beer that our guest, Sam, ever served Jacki at The Topher. What a pineapple-y coincidence! Also keep an ear out for a lot of sex talk, plus a special stand in Cabana Boy, with a towel on his arm and everything. 

The Pints hit The Thirsty Topher again and are joined by Brendan O'Connor from Bungalower (dot com) to enjoy the refreshing Slam Piece from Coppertail Brewing Company. There is a ton of good conversation about both hyper-local stuff and Canada stuff  

The Pints are joined by Orlando comedian, Christophe Jean, for a brand new episode at a brand new sponsor, The Thirsty Topher. The Pints ask the important questions like, "What was your first beer?" and "Do you know Norm MacDonald?" while enjoying a Mike Paul Lime Pils from Uinta, which is, coincidentally, the highest-rated Uinta brew on Untapped! Other fun stuff happens too, like conversations about: Pirates Martin Scorcese Tooth Fairy Drowning Rats Reese's Milk (cropywrite and tradenarked) Country Music Ok, Cool.

Welcome to Pretty Little Pints: Battle of the Blondes edition! Don't worry, no blonde humans were harmed during the recording of this episode. We did put away some beer though. Amy from Roque Pub joins us we pit 3 Daughters Beach Blonde Ale vs. Guinness Blonde, while discussing: Alternative bakeries Halloween Horror Nights Jellyfish Cults The Rock Jason Bateman Black Mirror Gyspy AND MORE

On this very special episode, the Pints welcome Danny Maupin and Tyler Jackson, the creators of the best show every year at the Orlando Indie Comedy Fest: The Late Late Breakfast. Roque Pub humored the four of us and made us cheladas with Gnam Gnam Double IPA from Stillwater Artisnal. It was such an upgrade from Modelo or Michelob Light, y'all. While getting a little toasty, we discussed many things, including: The Marx Brothers Picklebacks Blood Sauce Beverly Soda Mr. Cellophane Frank Abignale  Running with the Mustard

The Pints are lucky to have Brookyn comedian, Norlex Belma to enjoy a pint with this episode. And that pint? yo. It's a delicious Cedar Barrel Aged IPA from Hitachino Nest. Many things were discussed, including: Lacing Twerking gone wrong Dutty Wine Gun laws Male Privelege Underground midget tossing Kanye The Karadashians