Pretty Little Pints

Y'ALL ARE IN FOR A TREAT!!!!! This bonus episode features Charlie Bowie from Poking the Bear Podcast and Stephen Mitchell of Beggars Being Choosers to enjoy The Truth, a brew brewed for Eugene Snowden by Ten10 Brewing.  In this episode, there is a moment so funny, that we can barely catch our breath. Which of these topics inspired the belly laughs? We'll let you decide: Malt Vinegar Pasta Lobster Tits Too much of a fan Benny Hill Purity laws Breaking World Records  

Welcome to season 2 of Pretty Little Pints, recorded live! at our new sponsor, Roque Pub! Rauce Padgett joins the pints for a hysterical episode, where we discuss everything from penny farthings to chemtrails. Also, Rauce learns some stuff about how the female body works.  

Heather Shaw is BACK, y'all and, believe it or not, she and the Pints spend almost the entire episode talking about sex... while drinking the refreshing AF Orange Happy Pils from Ellipsis Brewing. Also mentioned: Waffle House. 

For our penultimate week of Ellipsis Brewing, Jacki is joined by Tori and Jacques, where, while Jacki is actually wearing a skirt with dinosaurs on it, they all three drink a Dinosaur Skirt stout ... and no one could shut up about how great it was (because, really, it's so effing good.) Between sips and compliments, there was a lot of talk about Canada, desserts, movies, and we might all have bruised arms from something we couldn't stop doing. 

Happy Valentine's, y'all! Lorraine's still out sick this week, but, once again, we have the incomparable Simon Nash in the studio in her steed. Also joining us is Orlando comedian Blair Baker. We enjoy Y Can't IBU from Ellipsis Brewery, who we are forming quite the crush on. Random conversation topics included: Easter, Rick Grimes, Uber, Lollipops, condom disposal, bruises, red wine in the fridge and more. 

Do us a favor? Before you listen to this episode, yell "GET WELL, LORRAINE!" cause she's sick with the flu. Don't fret though, the knowledgeable and funny Simon Nash played the part of Lorraine this episode. Lauren, from our new sponsor, Ellipsis Brewing, played the part of guest and Peach Berliner and Milk District played the party of delicious, delicious beer. We talked about these things and more: Harry Potter, The Cartoon Doug, Brendan Small, Everquest, fighting, giant q-tips and cobweb doctors.

In this episode, the Pints were joined by Orlando comic Tara Lee Cavanagh, where they bid a sad adieu to Lexington Brewing & Distilling and talked a lot about gypsies ... and some other stuff, too, like: ketchup, shattered opals, worthless diamonds, Mean Girls, PBR Farts, Even Stevens, waxing, Mystikal, and more. 

Orlando comedian, Ian Vanleer, joins the Pints for a beer (a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Stout, to be exact) and a pretty deep conversation, that included everything from erasing permanence to being a vegetarian in the military. 

The Pints are joined by James from Lexington Brewing and Distillery to enjoy a mouthwatering Kentucky Old Fashioned Barrel Ale. While sipping on that, they discussed: Bingo, Disney Springs, Clowns, Bro Country, Trailer Park Boys and more!

New month = NEW SPONSOR. Ron from The Thirsty Topher joins Jacki & Lorraine for their first episode with Lexington Brewing & Distilling as they enjoy a surprisingly light Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale, while discussing a variety of topics, such as grabbers, Tinder, dating shows, old school wrestling, nerdy bros, ascot talk and much, much more. 

We had a party... we invited as many people in the Orlamdo Studios as we could. Happy New Year Cabana Dwellers.

You gals ready for this? For our final December episode, the Pints are joined by Orlando Awesome Person Tony Mauss. While drinking the not-yet-released Good to Gose from Terrapin Beer Company, many topics were discussed, including, but not limited to: debate, flannel, classic Schwinn bikes, watermelon, throwing up, Asheville, Appalachian Murder Ballads and more.  Serious note: If you want to do a wonderful thing for Orlando and have some Christmas cash burning a hole in your pocket, there is no better place to donate your money than The Billy Manes Legacy Memorial Fund. It's a fantastic program that's gonna do amazing things. 

The Pints have a real Christmas treat for y'all. Meet Patrick, from Terrapin Beer Company! He brings great tidings of the season and a most delicious Rum Barrel-Aged beer. He fits right in with the Pints, as they discuss all manner of things from the Oscars to Garden State. 

Lorraine and Jacki are joined by all-around-awesome person, Sara, and, hoo-boy, was it a fun time. They drank Terrapin Beer Company's solid AF IPA, Hi-5 ... and talked about all manner of things, including: Prongles, murder, dad jokes, Twilight, Harry Potter, octopusses and even got super excited about Cornish Game Hens for some reason. Take a listen!

For Christmas, the beer goddesses granted us with the perfect sponsor: Terrapin Beer Company. Tori & Jim join the Pints for the refreshing Hopsecutioner and discuss all manner of things, like: Felix the Cat, Flanagan's, Redbox Religion, Awanas, #MiloChangsTooth, Catfish, cruises, and the heaven that is a Gideon's cookie. 

The Pints are sad because it's the final week of Goose Island, BUT! They  are  also happy because local good boy comedian Zach Bennett is here to share delicious  beer! This episode is chock full of fun, new ideas and so much love. 

We have bad news and good news. First the bad: Lorraine's not here this episode. Now, the good: Jacki's joined by PLP's intrepid editor, Mickey and all-around food & drink expert, Holly! The trio celebrates another one of Jacki's favorite fake holidays: Beajoulais Day. So, no delicious Goose Island beer, this episode, just some (mostly) tasty red wines. Don't worry, Goose'll be back next week to close out the month strong ... and so will Lorraine. 

The Pints are joined by Brian and Clark from Goose Island, where they get a very special preview of the 2017 Bourbon County Brand Stout release. Also, one of the four people on this episode used to be a singing waiter. 

Kirk Bonacci joins the Pints in the Orlando studios to share some totally drinkable Goose Island Sofie and things get serious as the discussion turns to Kevin Spacey and sexual assault. There are some lighter moments where topics like cheese, Madea, and truffle pigs are discussed. Crack a cold one and join the conversation, won't you?

Jacki is over the moon excited about two things. One is the new sponsor: Goose Island. And the second is this episode’s guests. She and Lorraine welcome Sam & Billy, two of the best beertenders Orlando’s ever seen, to the Orlamdo studios, where so much stuff was discussed, like Calvin & Hobbes, HitClips, Netflix, Spice World, Halloweentown, Homey Hoppers and more.