Pretty Little Pints

In this episode, the Pints finally unlock the mystery of the proper pronunciation of Bowigen's. And they drink two amazingly tasty brews in the company of Lexi from Bowigen's and Tyler, her fella. Lotsa Ric Flair talk this episode too. We don't understand how that happened either. 

Never has there been a more fitting beer and guest pairing than this slightly sad, but mostly funny, episode of Pretty Little Pints. Joey Balzac, Bird Gang leader, joins the Pints for a delicious Bowigen's brew called "I'm a Peacock, You Gotta Let Me Fly." Spoiler alert: it is effing delicious. We also talked about: slut walks, bougie Winn Dixies, kazoos, scat, Flynn Purvis, Big Mouth, The Florida Project and more. 

The Pints are back for a regularly-scheduled episode, with awesome guest Harry. While enjoying the award-winning 7 Layer Stout from Bowigens, we discuss many ridiculous things including: octopusses, LA airport living, anime, Facebook groups, asexuality, dreads and more.

Hi, this is Jacki. Like, I don't think anything else really needs to be said about this episode, aside from FEST BEER BEST BEER.  Ok. Fine. I guess I should tell you that we had Alex Gasparini & Mickey Mick into the Orlamdo Studios to share 8-ish Octoberfest beers with Lorraine and I.  Here are some things we talked about while getting Oct-toasty: #SavetheBeer, Celebrity AA Sponsors, Lord of the G-Strings, Bronies, Afroman, Siestas and more. Just listen, okay?

New month, new tasty sponsor. The Pints welcome Erin from the Orange County Library System to talk books, beer and the marriage between the two: BOOKTOBERFEST ... all while enjoying two delicious beers from Bowigens, located here in Orlando. Spoiler alert: we have free Booktoberfest tickets to give away to one of our lucky winners! Listen to find out how to win. Or join Cabana Chat. Or follow us on Twitter.

For the final Central 28 Beer Company episode, the Pints are joined by not one, but two special guests: Tommy O'Neill and the fittingly-named Cabana Macabre. Ridiculous topics of conversation include: shotgunning Red Bull, stupid porn, FUBAR, deaf interpreters and more. 

Lorraine and Jacki are joined by Scott from Central 28 for an episode full of rollicking fun. Join us as we discuss: hurricanes, the Magic Castle, pineapple, hobo life, leeks, Japanese gameshows, movies that make us cry and more. 

(This is the intern. I am transcribing Jacki's show notes as best as I can.) Let's get it started, in here. Once upon a time, there was a penguin who blew a seal on his Toyota Corrola. It was unfortunate, because he was going to a Cabana Liason Conference at a college. Hanson was the guest speaker with special guest Amanda Bynes.   The Spiat crew did their rendition of What's Up With That (the SNL sketch). It was wonderful. GOOD JOB, Buddies! IAPPA - the International American People Photography Awards were in full swing. A group known as the Alien Covenant was discussing the Geography Crisis and how Rent is too damn high. Then we watched the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Shhh, Jacki is sleeping and Lorraine is in California. This is a totally time travelly type of episode. The guest is Josh, or Pinkman, or Bro. This blog, if you read it, is just an attempt to decipher the notes that Jacki took during the show. - The Pints have started a secret society and it requires a special tattoo on you ankle that will help you identify other members. - This new secret society will also have a special walk, much like the Crips Gang has Crip Walking. - When you reach level 10 of the secret society, you become and ordained deacon, and are awarded sex sandals. - When you reach level 15 of the secret society, before you can be formally advanced, you must beat Helga at beer pong in the back of a strip club. - In order to advance to level 20, you must complete Lorraine's Comedy School. - At level 25, you will be awarded a plaque with digital boobs. - In order to advance to Level 30, you must prove your value and raise money through a program called Go Fund Yourself. - If you reach level 32, yo

Heather Shaw, everybody! Jacki & Lorraine are here, too, being sad that they're drinking their very last MIA Beer Company brew, Miami Weiss. While imbibing on this delicious brew, the Pints (and Heather!) discuss all manner of things, like Casey Anthony, bras, dementia, sea life, Titanic and more. 

The Pints and Orlando comedian Fritz Pierre tackle the challenging topics like pooping in public, sex without feelings, massive meatballs and more. We also massively enjoy a Tourist Trappe from MIA Beer Company. Spoiler alert: all three of us adore it.

Brittany is our beer-chugging hero, basically. She is a self-proclaimed "Mary Poppins for Drunk Adults" and we really think that's something that's needed around the Orlamdo studios. While sharing some super-yummo Megamix from MIA Beer Company, the Pints (and Brittany!) tackle important topics like: alternate penguin names, outside drinking, worst jelly bean flavors, Shia LaBouef and much, much more. 

Everyone meet Megan from MIA Brewing ... and her fella Benjamin! Ben & Megan ... meet the Cabana Dwellers. Now that y'all know each other, lets go over this episode, where we discussed: Huntsman Spiders, Halal Turkey, 10/10 Would Smash, Moana, man crushes and more ... all while enjoying a totally crushable MIA 305. 

For our very first non-"official"-beer episode, the Pints welcome comedian Simon Nash into the Orlamdo studios for discussions that include high-dollar words such as: howdy, hangovers, farting, Roller Coaster Tycoon, Slush Puppies and more. And y'all, we have a new sponsor, M.I.A. Brewing out of Miami and they blow our hard water minds.

The Pints welcome Javaris, no and Mickey into the studio for our first-ever bonus episode, where we talk about Grand Wizards, the Tip Top, MC Potato, jits, Four Loko, and, oh yeah, most importantly... we eat RAP SNACKS, yo.

Y'all. Lorraine's Math Camp buddies are in the Orlamdo studios! Lilly & Raven join the Pints for some pre-party revelry that includes: delicious Barrel of Monks beers, Babyland, retail horrors, Fantasia, MySpace, Dystopian Lit and more. 

Special Guest Alert!!!!! Doug McPherson from the so-new-it's-not-even-out-yet podcast, A Game to Remember, shares a couple Barrel of Monks brews with the Pints, despite being a devout Yuengling drinker. DID HE LOVE THE BEERS? Could Barrel of Monks get it? Could various video game characters get it? Just guess you'll have to listen to find out, y'all.

For the first time ever, the Pints compare beers side by side. Two tasty brews from Barrel of Monks, one on purpose and the other? A happy (and delicious) accident. Other compelling topics include: ghosts, slime, bacteria, Nazi music, being single at weddings and more!

Any guesses who our new sponsor is this month? We'll give you a little hint, the  Pints welcome in Zac from Barrel of Monks into the studios this week to discuss many things, including: being drunk in West Palm, Halfway to Christmas Party, beer IVs, roller coasters, the many pools of England, extract brewing and more! Just us for a beer and some fun, why don't you?

The Pints welcome Atlanta comedian, Tom Feeney (and his arms) into the Orlamdo studios for three delicious Ten10 beers and lots and lots of ridiculouslness, including Carrot Top, Andy Dick, Dawson's Creek, The Vortex, Betty Boop, Blink 182, Drunken Santa, Facts of Life and more. Plus there's a new song AND two brand new hashtags!