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Hello Campers! Our activity this year is summoning our own succubus's (succubi?)We recount several stories from members of the internet succubus summoning community (Quora, Reddit, 4Chan) to prepare our campers for the quicky-quick with assistance from Drew Brees, Kitten-Morningstar, and the illustrious Mother-AnonYou may hear my cat scratching at the door. Ignore him. As far as I know he's not part of the succubus summoning collective.THE FLOURIDE STARE: https://files.catbox.moe/d8bg4m.png[I apparently deleted the RP chatlog but if I find it later ill put it back in here]Talking Points: madou monogatari, how to summon a succubus, what we do in the succubus shadows, maybe we are the true demons...., eye contact, the starbucks unionization of Succubus (SUCCBUCKS), us qourons, 15 minutes of weedick, my parenthesis friends and their ABRAHAMIC MONOTHEISM, Drew Brees and his succubus, sleepy joe buck, Martolea, DONT LET YOUR KIDS USE QUORA, Joezebel demonic spirit, self-service semen station, demonic HASSLING, Joe

Original livestreamed video: https://youtu.be/GqbPAIHzhsQIn this episode of Awful Google Reviews we cover a variety of camps you can banish your children to so they stop playing Angry Birds on their phone and get some REAL sunshine! We also visit an unfortunate lake and Tad is challenged to taste the goo-goo juice.This episodes hosts are: Tad, Joe and the ETERNAL SHOOTING STAR IDOL Nyaru-Chan!https://www.twitch.tv/nyaruchuuuhttps://twitter.com/nyaruchuuuTopics covered this episode: The Blaring Joe Project, don't shake the baby, competitive monopoly, reconstituted chicken butthole, the COWBOY subway SURFER, I could care less about couldn't care less, the worst lake in Texas, baptism by waterslide, cute, crying, fish, children, the stimpky lodge, pop rock dome, its not that deep sis, getting heely's banned, farm and fleet & fleet and farm discourse, Code ninjas, my wife's Jim, cooking with SMACK, smart crypto investments, Renee from the bay, dot dot dot comma, 58:15 I swear sounds like a fart but its not,

Welcome to camp 'Tell-You-Boutee!' Your parents paid an exorbitant amount of money for you to be out in these woods. I hope you enjoy the SPOOKY STORIES Counselor Tad, Joe and Kirsten prepared for your first week! (By the way all of them are definitely 100% real and WILL attack if you don't clean up your trash during lunch.)Cryptids in order of appearance: https://imgur.com/a/AjXg7uwTalking Points: man hand hook car door, good clean teen fun, snapchat squanch, fire walk with me in the sky, cockatoo waddles, necronomicon.wikia.insane, I say vore a little too much this episode, jakes blender, fishbowl cut, take my water witch please!, trailer park boys pirates, grows nest, webp sucks, unidentified sky beasts, mongolian deathworm, Mumbo Jumo but not the minecraft one, feuding family, watch JoJo, torquewise, four states of popelick, lizardman, jersey devil, ooomommy, the story of the hodag, ancient order of the reveeting society, blue mud hills, post-diluvian dinosaurs (Tessie?!?!?)Camp Tell You Boutee Theme @Tri

Someone said something about 4/13 being a big deal? Not quite sure what they meant by that. But what I DO know is that Tad n Joe catch up, and those morbidly obese TV people drink ketchup.That's a little trick we in the podcast business (or, podophiles as we refer to ourselves in our community) like to employ on the reg (regular.)Primary Goofs: We write every My 600 Pound Life episode, NFT collectible cards, entertaining a high-school boy and competitive knockout game.(I have edited this episode to be cleaner and meaner. It was originally recorded live 4/13/2022 on Youtube.)[https://youtu.be/35DWHoIB9Gk]Talking Points: Snozzberries, driving, Kim Possible Phone Sex Hotline, Return of the Beluga Vagina, no gas yes banana, basement ants, or maybe basement aunts?, joke ancestry, covid capers, grandma plates, jingly key TLC, Matt Paxton, Sanpaku eyes, cat salami of films, disrespectful lemonade, sisters in coleslaw, pringles the gathering, NFT scams, cool youtube tips, wings of redemption, normal pills, 10 year re

Google Review Roundup #4!We find 'helpful' advice from your hometown heros!In this episode we adopt a horse! Tad also accidentally shows his for real actual credit card information. Oops!Please let us know what you think about this format via discord/twitter/air-mail! I'd like to hear from you!Check out the website for links to our shows on iTunes, GooglePodcasts and Spotify► https://www.lmtya.com► https://spoti.fi/2Q55yfLPeep us on Twitter► @LetMeTellYouPDOfficial Discord► https://discord.gg/SqyXJ9R/////// SHILL CORNER ///////► https://www.patreon.com/LMTYALMTYA shirts!► https://represent.com/lmtya/////// SHILL CORNER ///////

I debut my vTuber persona...on the video version on Youtube: https://youtu.be/pjrrvwkXCO4In this episode I duet with the fabulous (failed) idol Nyaruu-chan to talk about idol culture, vtubing, parasocial relationships, and how yaoi fanfics could bring down the Chinese government.(Check out Nyaruchuuu's streams below! They're very funny! And good!)

(This Noyz Boyz was recorded 12/8/2021 and was streamed live on Youtube.)https://youtu.be/eCa4-eMl_eYI've edited the original broadcast down and cleaned up the audio to make it better for a purely audio episode. As a result some of the questions got trimmed down or cut out for audio issues or to make things flow a bit better. I kept as much of the fan questions in as I could while keeping the audio brisk enough to not feel too stale. I hope you guys enjoy this episode and have a good Christmas!Primary questions answered: Whats up with the weird logo? Why are your 20s so unique? What did she mean by 'Meat Scientist'?Talking Points: no longer Bachelor Tad with a bachelor pad, Hershey Park, modern arcade, Mario Bros Scripts, Nursing and IT, personal housing crisis, the Gamegrumps drama of LMTYA, actual addiction to Runescape, Hoarders, ungrateful boomers, German class in Highschool, TF2 Smissmas, stumbling to use Google Voice, cage free, fishnet ham,sweet n sour pizza sauce, the REALLY sour pizza, sucking o

The fellas get Midwest-normal'd and watch the Super Mario Bros. Movie from 1993. A total flop turned cult classic!In professional wrestling, kayfabe /ˈkeɪfeɪb/ (also called work or worked), as a noun, is the portrayal of staged events within the industry as "real" or "true", specifically the portrayal of competition, rivalries, and relationships between participants as being genuine and not staged.We watched the Super Mario Bros. movie (a special workprint release that you're not allowed to have!) and had a blast! Listen in to this special Mystery Science Theatre 3000 style episode to a .mkv file that the workprint community actively tries to prevent you from having.Check out the website for links to our shows on iTunes, GooglePodcasts and Spotify► https://lmtya.simplecast.com/► https://spoti.fi/2Q55yfLPeep us on Twitter► @LetMeTellYouPDOfficial Discord► https://discord.gg/SqyXJ9REmail or call me bby and leave a voicemail► letmetellyouabouttt@gmail.com► ‪(413) 206-6545‬/////// SHILL CORNER ///////► https://ww

The Super Mario Bros. movie came out in 1993 to an audience that was baffled, confused and unsure of what to think about the finished product. Which was exactly how everyone working on the movie felt through its history!Tad and Joe cover the history of the super mario bros movie and the seven scripts it went through during production! It's an interesting look at what happens to a movie full of talented people doing great individual work but the danger of too much AND too little oversight!From a light hearted princess bride fantasy film to the gritty BladeRunner-esque sets of the final release. From the swarmy one-step-from-fratricide Mario Mario to the plumbing enthusiast ladies man Mario Mario. From the light-hearted and carefree Luigi Mario to the... still carefree Luigi Mario.Check out the website for links to our shows on iTunes, GooglePodcasts and Spotify► https://lmtya.simplecast.com/► https://spoti.fi/2Q55yfLPeep us on Twitter► @LetMeTellYouPDOfficial Discord► https://discord.gg/SqyXJ9R/////// SHILL CO

Brian and Tad pick the mind of the mysterious 'fitz' the secret man behind the M7: Escape the Matrix mask.  We elaborate on the feelings of mystery and, ironically, freedom that the game elicits in its design.  I also make a joke about Spongebob being full of cum.No idea what we're talking about?  Check out the stream of our escape or try to break out yourself!► https://youtu.be/hm0eKi2zlqM► https://escapethematrix.itch.io/m7-escape-the-matrix(btw the title of this is seven words)Check out the website for links to our shows on iTunes, GooglePodcasts and Spotify► https://lmtya.simplecast.com/► https://spoti.fi/2Q55yfLPeep us on Twitter► @LetMeTellYouPDOfficial Discord► https://discord.gg/SqyXJ9REmail or call me bby and leave a voicemail► letmetellyouabouttt@gmail.com► ‪(413) 206-6545‬/////// SHILL CORNER ///////► https://www.patreon.com/LMTYALMTYA shirts!► https://represent.com/lmtya/////// SHILL CORNER ///////

Video: https://youtu.be/RDaQ6brJaLQAudio of Joe and Tad's attempt to find you Helpful Hints from your Hometown Heros!We've done this a few times beforehand on Youtube as a livestream and decided with a little adjusting this could be an enjoyable audio experience as well.  Please let us know what you think about this format via discord/twitter/air-mail!  I'd like to hear from you! Check out the website for links to our shows on iTunes, GooglePodcasts and Spotify► http://www.lmtya.com► https://spoti.fi/2Q55yfL Peep us on Twitter► @LetMeTellYouPD Official Discord► https://discord.gg/SqyXJ9R /////// SHILL CORNER ///////► https://www.patreon.com/LMTYA LMTYA shirts!► https://represent.com/lmtya/////// SHILL CORNER ///////

SHEEEEEEESH the Noyz Boyz got a lot to say (respectfully on God fr) about FF7 Crisis Core, Advent Children and Andrew Hussie's public mid-life crisis! This episode originally was going to be re-recorded as Aleks and I had a few more topics (and I had not fully tested my audio setup in the new apartment) but we agreed to put one more Aleks episode out since he has stepped back from the podcast. Talking Points: Tooltime Tad, Crisis Core, Advent Children, Hussie's Midlife Crisis, Psycholonials, Homestuck 2, our old comics from 2009, 4x4 mode, chasing trends, blasting off again and MODULATING THE PHASE. Want to yell at us directly?- Leave a voicemail at (413) 206-6545- Send an email at letmetellyouabouttt@gmail.com (if you've got the gumption) Check out the website for links to our shows on iTunes, GooglePodcasts and Spotify► http://www.lmtya.com► https://spoti.fi/2Q55yfL Peep us on Twitter► @LetMeTellYouPD Official Discord► https://discord.gg/SqyXJ9R /////// SHILL CORNER ///////► https://www.patreon.com/LMTYALMT

Episode 1 - 'Rats can also be crayons'We opened a voicemail (413-206-6545‬) for you to ask your own questions about love, romance, relationships and gettin' down and dirty. We received a lot of submissions! Most of them weren't even people shouting racial slurs!(I apologize for the audio quality. We recorded this after I had moved into my new apartment and I didnt have all of my fancy audio nonsense set up just yet.)  Talking Points: KONGress, UvUlas, the jitterbug, sewage sweeties, salo: 8 days of sodom, cool crime tips, choosing wise targets and Old Boy Seasoning Check out the website for links to our shows on iTunes, GooglePodcasts and Spotify► http://www.lmtya.com► https://spoti.fi/2Q55yfLPeep us on Twitter► @LetMeTellYouPDOfficial Discord► https://discord.gg/SqyXJ9R/////// SHILL CORNER ///////► https://www.patreon.com/LMTYA

Leonid Brezhnev is the man at the top for this section of Russia's history.  Russia seems to stagnate during the 18 years of his leadership and a medical incident puts Russia's future in the hands of some intimidating men.  Also, spies Among Us!  (sus sus amogus etc.) Call in phone (413) 206-6545‬Imgur Album: https://imgur.com/a/mTXbT6gTalking Points: whoopie cushions, the 2fort bridge, the bucker war, hungry hungary, the cambridge five, spongebob memes, kgboomer, not so invisible man, the Pepsi PMC Navy, the franchise wars and the iron curtain of pizza Check out the website for links to our shows on iTunes, GooglePodcasts and Spotify ► http://www.lmtya.com► https://spoti.fi/2Q55yfL Peep us on Twitter► @LetMeTellYouPD Official Discord► https://discord.gg/SqyXJ9R /////// SHILL CORNER ///////► https://www.patreon.com/LMTYALMTYA shirts!► https://represent.com/lmtya/////// SHILL CORNER ///////

White Boy summer (please GOD don't be a racist thing) is well underway and the Boyz (the white boy part of 'WBS') have a lot to say for themselves.  Tad describes his struggle finding an apartment that doesn't have ducks and Aleks gives praise to an unexpected RPG and a tier list of the best Walmart TV sexual assault shows.https://imgur.com/a/vJYBIAFTalking Points: Final Fantasy 7 (I almost called this episode final boy fantasy), Ducks, Mallards, Geese, deck building (mtg and boomer), The Three Stooges, The Goldbergs, Modern Family, CRIME COPS, the farthest right, the farthest left, not-innocent Gear, white boy summer! Check out the website for links to our shows on iTunes, GooglePodcasts and Spotify► http://www.lmtya.com► https://spoti.fi/2Q55yfL Peep us on Twitter► @LetMeTellYouPD Official Discord► https://discord.gg/SqyXJ9R /////// SHILL CORNER ///////► https://www.patreon.com/LMTYA LMTYA shirts!► https://represent.com/lmtya/////// SHILL CORNER ///////

Low wages, dirty grounds, imported underpaid foreign labor?  Truly there is nothing more American than Six Flags!~~Joe and Tad do casually talk about a few fatal accidents involving theme parks.  We don't get too into the details but if thats something that doesn't jive with your jig I wanted to let you know ahead of time.~~ Talking Points: three in the holes, pink slime, three lefts make a right, manly soap, treat yourself with a Milky-Way (tm), a cookout of dads, yes I know I should have had the dolphin roommate choking on a six pack ring, THE TINY DOOR, the sticky arcade, Free Work Visas!, ghostbusters, cool accidents,put the kid in a dog cage, the holo-coaster, 1984 + 1939 = 17176, germanic tribes, thrifty boyscouts, worlds tallest woodie, fat stick figures, MASHIN the OGRE, and the canonical serial offender Bugs Bunny. tags: six flags accident, theme park accident, six flags, roller coasters, tallest coaster, accidents, disneyland, disneyworld, wooden coasters, park experience, storytelling, podcast, lmt

Aleks and Tad pick apart what gatekeeping means, pick apart fish to chum the Jackbox waters and pick a side in the Cyberklansman conflict!  "You would be wise to listen to this podcast my friend."  - Lvl 50 WizardTad and Joe will save their six flags rant for another day.  Those FASCISTS will have their comeuppance don't you worry. You can find this episodes sponsor at...► Adventuring 101: A Liveplay D&D Podcast https://www.buzzsprout.com/699721(https://tabletopaudio.com for the music during the ad read.  They have tons of great bg music there!) Talking Points: walking weights, employed chumps, APEX legends, Jackbox, Steam Names, TeeKO, Champ's Up, cards against humanity rick and morty, identity and communitiy in videogames, Social aspects in matchmaking, do games age, Roblox, Boomer Sitcoms, Cyber Klansman, whore baby, that guy, shaolin monks, elitism, steam names, Send your best cards against humanity SPURNS to letmetellyouabouttt@gmail.com or one of the methods below.~~~Check out the website for links

One wasn't enough, Tad Aleks and Joe are back with another Trio Noyz-Boyz!  This time its PERSONAL (stories) Talking Points: Freshly bathed Joe Buck, #TadIsOverParty, Minecraft, Valheim, workstation birds, Joe Buck shower story, Amy Schumer defense force, Andy Kaufman, Knife School, nihilism youtubers, loveline, six hour simpsoms, 12 hour badwater, yandere sim, Sally Acorn Skeleton, Back 4 Blood, Payday, Daikatana, UIM Verf, amazon credit cards, $84 worth of candy, balan wonderworld, sqweegee, forklift certification, Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg, Shenmu and remembering that day when the snow turned to rain. You can find this episodes sponsor at...► Adventuring 101: A Liveplay D&D Podcast https://www.buzzsprout.com/699721(https://tabletopaudio.com for the background music during the ad read.  They have tons of great bg music there!)~~~Malevolent Movies and THE MAN WITH NO BRAIN! [You should watch them]► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXlRN4bvGV1J6SDRO6b50ew► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGfpeTY1lQ

The episode you've been waiting for, Tad Joe and Aleks all under three different roofs!We talk about the crazy development of the Snyder Cut, Suicide Squad, the invisible man, indie games, and Joe's dad vacuums his room at one point.  It's an all star extravaganza!  We even talkabout Svengoolie at one point. Talking Points: sumo hooligans, Japan time, traditional medicine, pro wrestling, leg cramps, Skul the hero slayer, rogue legacy, Arbys, amateur filmmaking, Yojimbo again, svengoolie, the invisible man, clash of the titans, Aleks meant to say F.E.A.R. and not Prey, Monster Hunter movie, Snyder cut, suicide squad, history of the justice league movie, the super mario bros movie, Brazil, anchor arms joe buck, streaming services, the holy mountain, Dune~~~Malevolent Movies and THE MAN WITH NO BRAIN! [You should watch them]► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXlRN4bvGV1J6SDRO6b50ew ► https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGfpeTY1lQgly4KklaBK4Tw~~~Check out the website for links to our shows on iTunes, GooglePlay and

"Living in the Mojave almost makes you wish for Hydrogen across the globe to simultaneously detonate all at once." - George Van Tassel (probably) In this episode Tad takes Aleks on a trip through the desert to Giant Rock, CA.  Beneath Giant Rock lies a secret cave in which Frank Critzer and George Van Tassel learned how to create THE INTEGRATRON.  A machine that can transport a man through time.  A machine that may have been SABOTAGED by the FBI itself. Sources:(Many good images in this article) - https://www.kcet.org/shows/artbound/giant-rock-space-people-and-the-integratronhttps://sashaarchibald.com/Mass-EffectGeorge's Interview - https://youtu.be/wZbFsFWk__chttps://vault.fbi.gov/george-van-tasselhttp://www.callingallearthlingsmovie.com/https://sites.rootsweb.com/~vantasselfamilyhistoryhomepage/GeorgeVT.html Talking Points: Math scientist, minecraft, giant rock, the Mojave, Hsecret nazis, the Spruce Goose, the enigmatic Charlie Arts, or is it Charlie Artz, dudecast by Benpaste, Desert Uncle Si, the true boo