Head Of The Cast

Bill is ill, yo! Which isn't as awesome as it sounds. What is awesome is that the show is almost entirely listener voicemail driven. After Bill gets a bit serious about television exploiting today's youth, Jim From Canada calls in to talk superhero movies. Gutter Monk wonders what Bill thinks about Mike Tyson. All that in this jam packed Head of the Cast!   Check out Jim From Canada's Haunted Walk! Straus21 has lots in store for you at the Reality Roundhouse!   Don't forget to check out Bill's musings at followmyhead.com! 

Hey folks! Hot and dirty for this one: This is NOT episode 23. Just a quick announcement/heads up that the next Head of the Cast episode is delayed due to weather.  Check out followmyhead.com for links to realityroundhouse.com!   Check back for the next Head of the Cast show!

A fateful call from the ominous Gutter Monk to Lothgar sends the dastardly demon on a shame quest to revive the Head of the Cast. After using gross out porn to bully Bill back in front of the mic, the HEADquarters gets juiced up and the show takes off. Bill gives a brief rundown of where he has been for the previous 3 years and discusses why he's decided to return to the internet airwaves. Gutter Monk calls in with a question about Nintendo games and piracy. What's Nintendo's deal, anyway? Bill shares David Harbour's SAG Award acceptance speech.  Bill wraps up the show and announces that future shows will be released on a bi-weekly schedule. Check out Mike Straus (AKA @Straus21) and his show, Reality Roundhouse Podcast, at realityroundhouse.com.     Check out FollowMyHead.com for more fun!   

Bill digs through the achive of his podcast history and pull out three big 1980s themed shows in preparation for the upcoming 80s TV show retrospective. Saturday morning cartoons, a literal trip back in time, and some horrible 80s music jam packs this 4 hour plus long celebration of the recent past!     **Check out FollowMyHead.com!** Like my head on Facebook! Facebook.com/likemyhead Follow my head on Twitter! Twitter.com/fmyhead Email me at bill@followmyhead.com Call me and leave a message to play on the show! (224) 286-4323

On this minisode: He-Man, Gutter Monk, death, Achy Breaky, Sam Jackson freak out, Puma Shit, special episode announcement.    **Check out FollowMyHead.com!** Like my head on Facebook! Facebook.com/likemyhead Follow my head on Twitter! Twitter.com/fmyhead Email me at bill@followmyhead.com Call me and leave a message to play on the show! (224) 286-4323

Bill explains the two week absence of the show before welcoming Effie back into the 2nd Chair. Effie accuses Bill of hating any music made afer 1994 when Bill talks about the 2014 Grammys. Bill plays a little Lorde (oh Lord!) performance and a few minutes of a Cyrus cover song by one of America's most beloved hedgehogs. Gutter Monk wants to know if the actions of the artist taints the art itself. A new caller makes Bill open up about his dislike of anime and JRPGs. Bill gets a semi-disturbing voicemail from a caller he never expected to hear from on the show. Gutter Monk shows us where the media went wrong when the real "news" is halted for some unmentionable un-"news". Bill closes out the show with an audio tribute to Philip Seymour Hoffman. **Check out FollowMyHead.com!** Like my head on Facebook! Facebook.com/likemyhead Follow my head on Twitter! Twitter.com/fmyhead Email me at bill@followmyhead.com Call me and leave a message to play on the show! (224) 286-4323

Here is the quick and dirty: Effie is in the 2nd Chair this week and helps Bill tackle the following topics *The Golden Globe Awards and crappy non-speeches *Things that go in your ass at Walmart *How much is too much when it comes to porn *ICP is suing the FBI *A man in Texas shoots Bigfoot just to watch him die *The Atomic Wedgie of Death *The Curious Case of Shia LaBeouf. All this and a message from Gutter Monk plus some other excellent audio clips that you won't want to miss! **Check out FollowMyHead.com!** Like my head on Facebook! Facebook.com/likemyhead Follow my head on Twitter! Twitter.com/fmyhead Email me at bill@followmyhead.com Call me and leave a message to play on the show! (224) 286-4323

In the first proper podcast of 2014, Bill welcomes Effie to the 2nd Chair before marveling at the chilly wizardry that is the weather in the Chicagoland area. Bill discusses how he describes podcasting to people. Gutter Monk chimes in with his love for James Brown and his displeasure with texters. Gutter Monk gave Bill the idea to have a unemployed James Brown star in a very musical edition of Imagination Theatre. Since the Packers aren't going to the Super Bowl, Wisconsin is using all of that extra game time snacking cheese to treat their roadways. A girl in India is burned with boiling water after unfriending a creepy guy which begs the question: has social networking officially taken the lead over REAL life? **Check out FollowMyHead.com!** Like my head on Facebook! Facebook.com/likemyhead Follow my head on Twitter! Twitter.com/fmyhead Email me at bill@followmyhead.com Call me and leave a message to play on the show! (224) 286-4323

Bill rings in the new year by candlelight out of the tundra that is the Chicago suburbs in this 30 minute minisode! Hear what happens when Bill plays Cards Against Humanity while intoxicated. With the help of Gutter Monk, Bill talks about what stuck out for him when remembering the year 2013. Bill remembers an old departed friend and introduces the pod-a-verse to the glory that is Puma Shit. Bill closes the door on 2013 and looks on to 2014 and in doing so, closes the door on this episode.  **Check out FollowMyHead.com!** Like my head on Facebook! Facebook.com/likemyhead Follow my head on Twitter! Twitter.com/fmyhead Email me at bill@followmyhead.com Call me and leave a message to play on the show! (224) 286-4323

Bill is excited to be producing the first HOTC Christmas episode! Effie is in the 2nd Chair as the festivities kick off with a 3 parter from jolly old Gutter Monk cover celebrity bigots, how Bill e-fights on the internet, and Rudd vs Vaughn. Lothgar drops in to spread his brand of holiday cheer and drops some Christmas past all over Bill's face. Enjoy some classic Christmas advertising in this special's Retro Audio segment. And be horrified into a sugur plum void coma when Santa Claus calls to tell Bill what Mrs. C got him for Christmas (you'll want to sit down.....and flush). Have a safe and comfortable Christmas! See you in 2014! **Check out FollowMyHead.com!** Like my head on Facebook! Facebook.com/likemyhead Follow my head on Twitter! Twitter.com/fmyhead Email me at bill@followmyhead.com Call me and leave a message to play on the show! (224) 286-4323

Bill flies the inter-waves solo with the first ever HOTC minisode! No show notes! Scary! What's inside? Find out!  Check out FOLLOWMYHEAD.com for social and subscription links!

Effie takes the 2nd Chair joins Bill this week for an episode that mainly focuses on the horrible aspects of living within social networking websites. Bill and Effie discuss some bizare Greek customs involving bloody eggs and strength. Bill takes a moment to marvel at Chicago's recent first measurable snowfall of 2013 and how his Facebook wall is more like awkward small talk. Ms. Gutter Monk (Mrs. G) calls in sans Gutter Monk and asks who's death was more tragic: Paul Walker's or Nelson Mandela's? Gutter Monk dislikes it when current music artists lease music from legendary musical acts and makes an annoying musical baby of sadness. Bill is sick of hearing new hipster Christmas tunes and at the urging of Effie, plays one of his own. An idiot in the UK gets duped into buying a printout of a photo of an Xbox One. Microsoft is developing a bra that'll shame women out of emotional eating via way of their boobs.  **Check out FollowMyHead.com!** Like my head on Facebook! Facebook.com/likemyhead Follow my head on

The holidays are approaching and the Head is back! Effie takes 2nd Chair as this week. Bill explains the two week absence before jumping right into Gutter Monk message one of two. Effie breaks down some of the better traditional Greek holiday dishes. The crimes of Chris Brown and R. Kelly are compared and rated. You may be shocked to hear what Effie thinks about one of the most offensive words in the USA. Alec Baldwin is a giant tool. Someone has decided that It's A Wonderful Life suddenly needs a sequel 70 years later. Bill can't wait to see what Toys R Us says are 2013's hottest toys. Turns out your whorish books could be covered in Fifty Shades of Herpes. Bill proves that nothing is sacred in Imagination Theatre as he bleeds the stone that is Christian Grey casting by this time using.......Muppets. Gutter Monk's second message brings about some good old celebrity chef hatred that'll make you scream "yumm-o!" **Check out FollowMyHead.com!** Like my head on Facebook! Facebook.com/likemyhead Follow my head

Bill returns to the non-air waves after a one week absence. After introducing Effie as this week's 2nd Chair occupant, Bill announces that Head of the Cast is the newest member of the Radio Fubar family while also reminding everyone that the show is also available on Stitcher Smart Radio. Gutter Monk wants to know if food and beverage manufacturers should have to put calorie information on everything consumers consume and if pornstars should be viewed as normal human beings. Bill and Effie break down Cracked.com's list of movies that are getting sequels 20 years (or more) after the original movie was released. Bill does a horrible Eddie Murphy impression after doing an even worse Ice T impression. Celebrity "chef" and king dude-bro douche Guy Fieri got in a slap fight with his hair dresser. America has finally filtered the smell out of our farts with charcoal filtered underwear. Yes. **Check out FollowMyHead.com for the ENHANCED show notes for this episode!** Like my head on Facebook! Facebook.com/likemyhea

Happy Halloween! Join Bill and Effie as they trick or treat their way through your clown brains in Head of the Cast's first Halloween special! Hear what Gutter Monk is making his neighbors witness this year. Relive Effie's horrible first Halloween memory. Blood Larry gets a lesson in love. And Bill goes somewhere only Lothgar has gone before. Does everyone survive? Only way to find out is to listen! Check that candy! **Check out FollowMyHead.com!** Like my head on Facebook! Facebook.com/likemyhead Follow my head on Twitter! Twitter.com/fmyhead Email me at bill@followmyhead.com Call me and leave a message to play on the show! (224) 286-4323

A simple yet incurable cold can't stop Bill's head or Head of the Cast! Effie tries to one up Bill's illness but Bill will have none of it. Effie wants to know if Bill finds her voice "erotic". Bill doesn't think it's funny to dress as homeless people for Halloween. Speaking of Halloween, Bill is excited about Head of the Cast's first Halloween episode which will more than likely be available the day before Halloween this year. Gutter Monk wants to know what's up with the internet and the hashtag, what the verdict is on briefs vs boxers (which leads into a horrible but oddly educational discussion on Bill's bits), and how The Walking Dead did against Breaking Bad. Bill wants everyone to stop assuming that zombies are out for brains. This week on Imagination Theatre, Bill casts the extremely sexy Pee Wee Herman as Christian Grey in a segment that needs to be heard to be believed. Bill is in search for the perfect drinking water. A stern lesson is taught via obscenity-laden lecture on the subjects of parenting/

As Bill settles into the 8th episode of HOTC, a few changes are made to the opening. Bill is also excited to announce on the show that he is in search of a nomination for The People's Choice Podcast Awards again this year. Eric St. Vaughn's recent appearance on the show is discussed as well as RPro's upcoming "Welcome to My Nightmare" Halloween themed wrestling event. Gutter Monk drunk dials the show spewing venom for Jenny McCarthy and Miley Cyrus. Speaking of Miley, her recent appearance on SNL and internet feud with Sinead O'Connor is lambasted. The Immortal Hulk Hogan strapped on a thong and slapped his ass while riding a fake wrecking ball. Bill drags Effie into The Imagination Theatre to see what it'd be like if Christopher Walken was cast as Christian Grey in the Fifty Shades of Grey movie. A punk rock chick stuck it to Westboro Baptist Church by sticking it to herself on WBC's front lawn. See you next week! **Check out FollowMyHead.com for the ENHANCED show notes for this episode!** Like my head on

Nearly a month in the making, Bill meets face to bone crunching face with Eric St. Vaughn as the "Personal Trainer to the Stars" takes the 2nd Chair for a special edition podcast mostly dedicated to the topic of professional wrestling. After the tensions die down, Bill gets Eric to open up a bit and the two begin to talk about Resistance Pro Wrestling, the Chicago born wrestling organisation of which ESV performs in as part of a faction known as Body Magic. Vaughn explains to everyone exactly what a Bronco Buster is. Bill is shocked to learn that, for being such an arrogant jerk, Eric takes part in RPro's charity events. Bill is left in the cold as Gutter Monk has a few questions for the muscle bound co-host. Bill helps ESV get over a rather embarrassing ring moment moment involving wrestling legend Jake "The Snake" Roberts with a little Silver Lining therapy. Find out who the guys pick to win Lothgar's "Dead Wrestler Battle Royal".  **Check out FollowMyHead.com for the ENHANCED show notes for this episode!*

Effie's streak in the 2nd Chair will be broken next week as Bill meet's Eric St. Vaughan one-on-one on September 30th's show. On this week's show, Bill and Effie discuss the iOS7 hoopla from last week and Bill's major issue with people using their cell phones while driving. Facebook advertisers are using images of dead people.......on accident? Speaking of the dead, the Emmy's are changing the way they honor Hollywood's recently departed. This week, Canadia Jim and Michelle chat a little about the 15 minutes of fame given to a creepy clown who randomly appears in a quaint UK town. Eric St. Vaughn calls into the HEADline once again and this time, he's pissed and it's personal! Another great message from Gutter Monk closes out the show. This week, GM talks about horrible pop music, Ms. America, Dennis Rodman cutting a promo on Obama, and Cuba Gooding Jr's pipe. Be sure to check back next week when Head of the Cast gets RAW with ESV! **Check out FollowMyHead.com for the ENHANCED show notes for this episode!**

Bill is so amazed at how fast the month of September is flying by that he forgets to introduce Effie in the 2nd Chair. Effie plays way more video games than Bill does. Bill recalls one Halloween where he used music (and gallons of fake blood) to creep people out. Gutter Monk is amused by Dennis Rodman and his new buddy, Little Kim. Canadian Jim calls in from the happiest and spookiest place in the world. Bill imagines a world in which Goofy the whatever he is becomes a hardened zombie destroyer. Bill briefly discusses a stupid Bieber story that no one should care about. Eric St. Vaughan calls The HEADline to accept Bill's challenge. If he accepts, the RPro star will be on the Head of the Cast on September 30th. Bill briefly explains his on again, off again relationship with the world of sport's entertainment. Moving onto a social topic, Bill and Effie discuss how technology and social media have changed the way humans relate to and communicate with each other.  **Check out FollowMyHead.com for the ENHANCED s