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Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris are back for the 2022 season. Shots are fired. Jokes are worn out. But always #GoRailhawks GO HERE AND HELP THE BEST BALLARD https://crowdfunder.co.uk/p/ukrainian-refugees—welcome-fund

Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris are back to predict the NWSL and MLS playoffs Make your predictions using #2TeamsNoCup

Brian, Mark and Hank are joined again by Collin to discuss the NSWL, “Oasis or Mirage”, gargoyles and Collin creates a new word. Play along using that word #sinseriously

Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris are joined by Colin Mackenzie, otherwise known as @DCUMack to discuss the NWSL, Hank’s day drinking and we watch Colin slowly die in real time as DC United lose to Nashville while we record! Play along with #NoShitHank

Brian, Mark and Chris are joined by a stuttering image of Hank in his car as he drives home from work. They talk NWSL, DC United (FINALLY), NYCFC, SuperLiga, and mules. Say more than Hank did using #HankInACan #damnnearkilledhim

Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris catch up on the NWSL and discuss the recent US Women’s and Men’s results. Celebrate Chris’s birthday using #HappyBallacheBellend

Brian, Mark and Hank talk NWSL, Atlanta’s coaching conundrum, Venezia’s spending spree, Bull Durham and more. Join us using #EvanReamEatsSac

Brian, Hank and Chris watch a driving Mark go 110 mph to New Mexico while they discuss NWSL, Timber Joey ripoffs, and find Ballard’s Oasis references to win a prize! Join us using #AlmostBellend

Brian, Mark, Chris and Hank are back after to catch you up on the NWSL, talk Miami’s “punishment”, plastic jerseys and white girl fonts. Join us using #48Balls

Brian and Hank help a road tripping Mark navigate the highways and discuss NWSL week 1, MLS week 5, The Crew, Whataburger, Voltron, Caddyshack and so much more. Play along with #PartsIsParts

Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris and joined by one of their three fans, Tyler Doyle, to discuss the NWSL Challenge Cup, awfulness in Ohio and Selena. Join us using #Matchbox475 “Ladies First” wraps up the Challenge Cup 1. The LA Galaxy won “El Traffic” and Chicharito scored again. Galaxy will win MLS Cup, true of … Continue reading May 11, 2021 →

Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris are back with more NWSL and week 3 of MLS. Join the discussion using #TheCatLeft? “Ladies First” wrap up and Challenge Cup final preview. Mark almost changes his team. 1. Nashville leads the league in shots and shots on goal, but does it matter since they are still winless? 2. … Continue reading May 2, 2021 →

Brian, Mark and Hank are joined by friend of the pod Kenny Price to debut the “Ladies First” NWSL segment and talk MLS week 2. Join the conversation using #MyThumbCharlie Our new segment, “Ladies First”, is a weekly wrap-up from each panelist for their selected NWSL team. Except for Brian, he has already changed his … Continue reading April 26, 2021 →

Brian, Mark, Hank and Chris re joined by former Mexican Women’s National Team defender, Christina Murillo to help the guys pick a NWSL team to follow. Join the discussion using #fatkidsize? 1. Austin FC lost the debut match at LAFC, but they will finish with a winning record, trie of false? 2. Montreal blew the … Continue reading April 18, 2021 →

We’re back! Brian, Mark, Hank and Jake discuss the NWSL, 2021 season predictions and you can play along with #EvanReamsSAC! 1. Most noteworthy off-season move 2. Surprise player of the year 3. Surprise team of the year 4. First coach fired 5. Who wins more at home Orlando/Toronto, RSL/Vancouver 6. Eastern Conference Champion prediction 7. … Continue reading April 11, 2021 →

Brian, Mark and Chris are joined by old friend Dean Southby from Manchester, England, to discuss what’s happened since 2017. Play along using #GoRailhawks 1. Since 2017, Toronto beat Seattle (2017), Atlanta beat Portland (2018), and Seattle beat Toronto (2019), which one was most impressive? 2. Which one was most surprising? 3. Since out last … Continue reading April 12, 2020 →

Brian, Mark, Chris and Hank wrap up 2017. You can play along using #powpowpow 1. Who won the US Open Cup? 2. Who won MLS Cup and were you surprised? 3. Give me your early 2018 MLS Cup winner prediction. 4. What is your 2017 story of the year? 5. MLS expansion is coming. Nashville … Continue reading 2017 Wrap-Up →

Brian, Mark, Hank and Jake discuss Decision Day 2017 Play along using #RevsAfterDark

Brian, Mark and Chris are joined by “Old Man” Jeff Krause for a roundtable discussion of the LA Live show, Chicago playing over their heads and the usual tangents. Play along using #ThatsSoMLS

Brian, Mark, Hank and Jake are back to discuss the transfer window, VAR and social media. Join us using #scarfingthestatue 1. The transfer window has come and gone with DC United the clear winner. Please rate your team’s transfer efforts. 2. New England added another attacker in Krizstian Nemeth from KC, and Sigi says LA … Continue reading August 13, 2017 →