Real Men's Team

Matt, Ray, Tyler, and Mark Chang meet up this week to talk about dressing room etiquette, Titanic Conspiracies, and the fact that Tyler is crazy. Matt fills a dressing room at Sears, Ray is given a soundtrack for his sadness, and Tyler is drafted to the Sudan.

Zack Norton and Kyle McNally Stop by the podcast this week to talk about Gambling, Porn Parodies, and Movie Watching Atmospheres. Matt makes and old woman cry, and Tyler won't move out of his parents' house.

Matt, Ray, and Tyler meet up this week to talk about Applebees stock, Vegas suicide, and the University of Phoenix Campus. Matt buys his mom an Applebees gift card, Ray sleeps on a bench for a while, and Tyler's desperately needs wifi.

Terence Pennington stops by the podcast this week to talk about Chat Roulette, deep fried corn syrup, and penis and pubes preferences. Matt pees on himself during a soccer game, Ray wants to fight Edward Norton, and Tyler can't understand the British accent.

Alan Richardson visits the podcast this week to talk about the movie Furry Vengeance, Tom Cruise masturbation, and glory holes to Mexico. Matt can't sleep, and Tyler thinks he is named after a member of Queen.

Luke Touma and Nathan Burke visit the podcast this week to talk about Transvestites, midget porn, and March Madness. Matt gets a date while on stage, and Tyler watches porn as a child.

Shawn Carter and John Paul Rivera visit the podcast this week to talk about the inevitable race war, black out stories, and the new marble dick trend. Matt has alcohol poisoning constantly, and Tyler believes in too many conspiracy theories.

Matt, Ray, and Tyler meet up this week to talk about the real Illuminati, murder pranks, and how funny the Asian accent can be. Matt stops masturbating, Ray is being secretly video taped at work, and Tyler's won't stop talking about how hungry he is.

Terence Pennington stops by the podcast this week to talk about Leap Year celebrations, African American masturbation statistics, and Domestic Violence Manchurian Candidates. Matt tells the funniest joke on the podcast EVER, Ray is wearing LSD clothes, and Tyler jerks off in dorm rooms.

Tyler Swain and Dan Hall visit the podcast to talk about sexist construction workers, poison nipples , and vampire porn. Matt gets duped at the zoo, Ray goes to plant night, and Tyler has too many conspiracy theory people in his life.

Matt, Ray, and Tyler gather this week to talk about panther dicks, locker room snow accumulation, and THE BIG GAME, using loads of immeasurably clever puns. Matt pours condiments on his penis, Ray has to pee, and Tyler's household is the basis for television ratings.

Brian Higginbottom visits the podcast to talk about karaoke, Golden Oreos, and llamas in porn. Matt explains how Ikea gets its meatballs, Ray has anger problems, and Tyler shocks Matt with a crazy news story.

Alan Richardson visits the podcast this week to talk about left handed pitchers, the real way to win at wrestling, and beating up the handicapped. Matt chooses pizza over sex, Ray is scared of mad cow, and Tyler is a lightweight drinker.

Matt Barry visits the podcast this week to talk about roller coasters, powerball, and penis problems. Matt tells jokes about banging his mom, Ray's neck hurts, and Tyler outs his dad as a gay man.

Shawn Carter visits the podcast this week to talk about bunk bed stories, car accidents, and how hard it is to kill a man. Matt bleeds on someone's fruit, Ray gets run over by a bike, and Tyler takes a lot of people to the ATM.

Terence Pennington stops by the podcast this week to talk about butterscotch allergies, barbershop music videos, and nutrient less black people cooking. Matt is curious about red drink, Ray walks in the woods of upstate New York, and Tyler punched a girl in the face.

Arty P and Kyle McNally visit the podcast this week to talk about cracker preferences, porn downloading tricks, and egging Asian people. Matt rides a bike while drunk, Tyler jerks off while driving, and Ray doesn't want anyone to go to Mattmillercomedy.com.

Luke Touma stops by the podcast to talk about malt liquor, alpha male bar tricks, and not Certs. We do not talk about Certs on this episode. Matt is ranked number three in world in dancing, Ray works out his Asian/Russian women material, and Tyler is slightly less fat, but still fat.

Zach Brazao and Zack Norton visit the podcast this week to talk about Small Business Saturday, local dairy farms, and the effects of too much estrogen. Matt gets free bottle shots and Tyler is using a fresh app to stop being fat.

Shawn Carter visits the podcast this week as we talk about the coolest way to kill yourself, horny landscapers, and how many times you can jerk off in a day. Matt's parents get him the worst Christmas gift ever, Ray's girlfriend is rich, and Tyler's dad abandons his dog in a park.