Who Goes There Podcast

Oodalolly, oodalolly, golly what a day! We’re going to talk about The Gay Agenda! No, I’m not talking about what they’re doing to the soil over at Stuart’s trailer park. We’re joined by Luis, drummer for the San Diego hardcore band The Gay Agenda, to discuss “queer core” and some good, old fashioned, Japanese gore in the form of 1999’s Audition. Audition has been hailed as a “turning point in Japanese cinema” and is celebrating its twenty year anniversary with the release of a sweet, new 2K restoration. We’re here to answer the REAL questions, folks. Does Audition live up to the hype? Does it still hold up after two decades of infamy? Tune in and find out. You can find The Gay Agenda on Facebook and Bandcamp. Your mouth would make an interesting urinal. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 203! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us c

Art is arguably one of the most powerful forces on Earth. In the right (or wrong) hands art can spark inspiration, bring together a nation, or destroy a regime. However, when art falls into supernatural hands it has the power to kill pretentious yuppies in hilarious ways; enter Velvet Buzzsaw. (Review starts at 28:12) Velvet Buzzsaw has the unique distinction of being “a horror movie about art, versus an art movie about horror”; boy is it a good thing it is. In addition to our on point critiques of Velvet Buzzsaw we’ll also give you the abridged history of Mormonism, our thoughts on new film The Prodigy, and explore Matt’s “habit forming” Hierophilia. I’d like to know what you’re doing with all that chicken in your pants. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 202! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The

Guys, we’re finally on Spotify! We know, we should have been on there much sooner, but there was some kind of problem with our artwork. The point is, now you can easily access our “quality horror content” without a designated podcast app! One we hit episode 200 we decided we were going to do less “mainstream new releases” and more of what we actually want to do. With that in mind, if you came here this week looking for Happy Death Day 2U or The Prodigy, sucks for you haomie, you’re getting Piercing! (Review starts at 23:50) Have you ever had the uncontrollable urge to stab your newborn baby to death with an icepick? Have you decided instead to stab a prostitute to death, only to a wild, romcom of a night with said prostitute? Well, then you might be the inspiration behind the movie Piercing, which is directed by the same guy who did The Eyes of My Mother, and based on the book Piercing, which was written by the guy who wrote Audition. So that’s fun. I wish there was a very nice woman hiding so

When we started the Who Goes There Podcast in the Spring of 2013 our goal was to introduce people to the insane movies that we love, especially the more obscure films. As of late we have lost our way a bit and fallen into reviewing every Hollywood horror film that is released, regardless of if we even want to watch it. For episode 200, we said, “fuck that noise!” That’s right, slap nuts! For episode 200 we’re kicking off Februwiener the right way by fluffing ourselves and our egos! This week we’re doing two movies; we’re doing “the ultimate Matt and Jorge movies”! Each of us picked a movie that we feel best captures what we love about horror and we’re cramming it in to one girthy ass…episode. First we kick things off with 1979’s Alien (Review starts at 31:30), then we get zany as fuck with the 2011 Troma release Father’s Day (Review at 1:01:00) You want a dick month? We’ll give you dick month! Starting with the Who Goes There Podcast episode 200! If you enjoy the show, please consider join

In 2017, M. Night Shyamalan shocked the horror universe! When the occasionally-genius-often-terrible director revealed his new film Split, (about a super-human schizophrenic) was in fact a sequel to 2000’s Unbreakable and part of a planned trilogy, fans and haters alike lost their collective minds. Fast forward two years and the trilogy is now complete, with the release of the third and “final” installment: Glass. In order to tackle a movie of such great importance, we’ve reformed our powerful threesome and brought Chris back to…make sense of Glass. (Review starts at 31:27) We’ll catch up on all things Chris, and get down to our usual douche baggery; but you love that, you dumb bastard. Glass Samuel L. Jackson, James McAvoy, and Bruce Willis Maybe now you’ll take me syrupsly! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 199! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, an

For the last four years, I’ve greatly looked forward to the the second weekend of October. The second weekend in October is when we drive for 13 hours to get to beautiful Telluride, Colorado to take part in the Telluride Horror Show. Over the last four year we’ve met some awesome people and seen some incredible movies. Hell, we’ve even seen a couple of not so great movies there. Downrange is one of those movies. (Review starts at 26:51) Join us, as we get irrationally upset at an inexplicably unenjoyable movie. If that isn’t enough to blow your hair back we also give our thoughts on the Resident Evil 2 one-shot demo, and the announcement of a Final Destination reboot. Still not enough? We’ve got advice on how to quickly and easily put your children to sleep using only narcotics and our own versions of the Bird Box challenge. Your mother sucks cocks in hell! Viva Dick Month! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 198! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For

Ladies and gentlemen, we’re wasting no time in 2019, and we’ve got a brand new horror film in theaters. This week we’re twisting the knobs and looking for a way out of 2019’s Escape Room. (Review starts at 33:25) If being locked in a room with a bunch of people you don’t know isn’t your thing, we’re also opening up on Bird Box and making the choice to discuss Black Mirror: Bandersnatch. Get down on it. No, don’t mourn him. He was dead long before we ever touched him. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 197. If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central page. Can’t get enough? We also do that social media shit. You’ll find us on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Twitch, and YouTube. T

For quite a while now we’ve been hearing people say, “Who Goes There Podcast only covers newer movies”. The more aggressive of them will even claim, “Who Goes There Podcast doesn’t like older movies”. Well, today we’re here to put the kabosh on all of this nonsense. This week our very own cinephile android Rhett was given the opportunity to chose his very first movie for the show! Prepare yourselves, for this week we discuss David Cronenberg’s Dead Ringers. (Review starts at 19:32) On a completely unrelated note, Rhett is never allowed to chose a movie again. And now, this very store here is where Kool, from Kool & the Gang, worked before he exploded unto the disco scene. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 196! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to

For weeks now, we’ve all been bombarded with lists of the “best horror movies of 2018”, most written by people who haven’t seen anything other than what Blumhouse released. Fear not, little nerds; the Who Goes There Podcast has finally decided to share OUR best and worst of the year list, the only list that matters. Join us as we discuss the highs and lows of the horror cinema world in 2018. We will then decide on what the best, and worst film of the year is in a polite, calm, and respectful manner. We know some of you may disagree with our list, but we don’t care, because we’re the ones with the podcast, ya fuckin dorks. Well listen Mr. Evil, do you have a vote for the top song of the year? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast 2018 Year in Review! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast 

This Christmas, it’s not just the boys of the NYPD choir who are singing. It seems as though entire cities are breaking into song…as the world ends. This Christmas we’re doing something we’ve never done on the Who Goes There Podcast, we’re covering a musical! This Christmas, I will NOT get drunk and tell my family what I think of them. Anna and the Apocalypse (review at 21:45) is the brand new zombie/Christmas/musical that has been stealing the hearts and voices of festival goers faster than the Grinch can swipe a roast beast! Have you ever watched Shaun of the Dead and thought, “it’s good, but it could definitely use more singing”? Well, then Anna and the Apocalypse is for you! Happy Christmas, you arse. I pray god it’s our last. No, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 194! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we l

Gather ’round, boys and girls and witness a true Christmas miracle! After years of scheduling conflicts we were finally able to get my good buddy Tom Pestock (aka WWE Superstar Baron Corbin) in the studio! Tom was in town before his huge match at WWE TLC, and he wanted to drink some expensive bourbon, and talk about 2018’s Summer of ’84. (Review starts at 27:00) Somehow, Matt managed to not talk about wrestling, and we get Tom’s thoughts on some recent horror releases, and his ghost hunting show on the WWE Network. I told you not to go out tonight, didn’t I? Every time you go out, this kind of thing happens. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 193! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central

Ho ho ho, haomies! I don’t know about you, but when I think of Christmas, I think of warm pies, twinkling lights, hoodie weather, and Lars Van Trier films. In celebration of the winter solstice, we’re bringing in our good buddy Turk, fresh from his appearance on the latest season of Ink Masters to talk about the feel good movie of the year The House That Jack Built. (Review starts at 21:58) What? That’s not enough for you? Well, we also get the skinny on some of the behind the scenes fun from Ink Masters, we discuss klan rallies, and how syrup gets made. Wasn’t that nice of us? I can smell it. My God, I can smell my friend being cooked. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 192! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes

Hey, everyone; Chris is back! Our very own King Sam has decreed that for his monthly pick, he has chosen for Chris to return to the show and do an episode that makes him happy. Matt, being the sneaky son-of-a-bitch that he his, told Chris he could pick the film, and then told him this week’s movie is the 2018 cannibal flick The Farm. (Review starts at 28:37) Come along with us as we catch up on all things Chris. After we get reacquainted we fall right back in to that sweet sweet groove. If you miss Chris as much as we do you’re not going to want to miss this episode. Yeah? Well, your nipples are dumb. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 191! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central page. C

Howdy, folks! Welcome again to another wonderfully, wacky episode of the Who Goes There Podcast! Boy, oh boy, have we got a super special episode for you kids this week. This week, we’ve brought along a good buddy to join us in our hilarious hijinks, pro wrestler and comedian Mikey Gordan, aka Dirty Ronald McDonald! We’ve been waiting quite a long time for this week’s episode, a movie written by the late Gunnar Hansen that set out to feature the largest collection of horror stars in one film, 2018’s Death House (Review starts at 18:49). Is Death House really “The Expendables of horror”? Is it really more bloody than a Dirty Ron steel-cage-death-match? Tune in and find out! You can follow Dirty Ron on all social media platforms @dirtyronmcdonald and follow Fist Combat on social media @FistCombat and @FistCombatTV. Don’t forget to check out new episodes of Get Fist’d TV every week on YouTube! What’s the threat? We all sell out every day, might as well be on the winning team. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast

Gobble gobble, motherfuckers! Thanksgiving is finally upon us, and before you know it we’ll be recording our best/worst of the year episode. After you finish stuffing your face with your mother’s dry ass bird, and lumpy potatoes, and before you slip into that sweet, sweet food coma, try to take a minute to think about what you’re truly grateful for. Obviously you’re grateful for another stellar episode of the Who Goes There Podcast; maybe you’re also grateful for knowing that when it seems like Hollywood has run out of ideas they can always just make another nazi film, or a zombie film, or in the case of 2018’s Overlord, a nazi zombie film. (Review starts at 20:43) Side note: Unfortunately I feel the need to state this beforehand, while no one ever refers to the beings in this film as “zombies”, they’re fuckin zombies. Deal with it, dorks. Is it time to review Santa’s Slay again? This whole FUCKING TOWN is going to die! It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 189! If you enjoy the show, please consider j

With the state of horror being what it is in 2018 it feels like half of the movies that are released can be described as “divisive”, especially when it comes to remakes. Here we are again, about to discuss another film that will surely split the horror community right down that center. That’s right, fuckos! This week we’re discussing Luca Guadagnino’s newly released reimagining of Suspiria. (Review starts at 22:30) How does Thom Yorke’s score hold up to the Goblin original? Does it suffer from not having the bright, enchanting colors of the original? Does the extra 60 minute run time add anything at all to the film? Only one way to find out, huh? Well, technically there’s plenty of ways, but you get the idea. In addition to what is sure to be highly intellectual, well thought out analysis of Suspiria, Rhett walks us through his recent rewatch of the Friday the 13th franchise, and Matt politely explains to him why his favorite in the series is the wrong choice. There can be only one. Gobble, Gobble, Mother

*UPDATE* The buzzing that was coming through in the episode has been fixed. Please check out the updated version. By now we have all heard about the wonderful world of crowd based support in the form of Patreon. In case you were unaware, the Who Goes There Podcast has a Patreon and it’s full of amazing individuals. Once a month these amazing individuals get to choose a movie for us to tear apart…I mean review. For well over a year now, James Thompson has been trying to get us to do an episode on The Poughkeepsie Tapes. Rejoice, idiots! King Sam has decreed we take a trip back to 2007, the time when torture porn unfortunately met found footage and made movies like the one we’ll be discussing today. (Review starts at 35:00.) Oh, big deal, kid! So what if you got thrown out of school? I always got thrown out of school. Beginning in kindergarten. It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 187! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus

Happy Halloween! We totally held back this episode just so we could release it on Halloween! Isn’t that smart and spooky of us? We hope you’ve got your costume, your candy and some time to kill because your favorite idiots are about to discuss 2018’s Halloween! (Review starts at 31:56) Ever since the announcement of the newest installment in the franchise the horror world has been split right down the middle. While some welcome a fresh perspective on the original, many are fans are upset that their precious franchise has been changed. What did we think? Who fuckin cares?! This guy’s not gonna leak all over my ice cream, is he? It’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 186! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on

For me, the third week of October is the saddest time of the year because it is the longest amount of time until the next Telluride Horror Show. If you missed the festivities this year you can rest easy because we’ve got you covered! This week we’ve not only got our wrap up for the Telluride Horror Show 2018, but we’re reviewing Terrified (Aterrados) of the movie from the fest that you can stream on Shudder RIGHT NOW! (Review starts at 29:13) Synopsis: No one can explain what is going on in an ordinary suburban neighborhood in Buenos Aires. Voices are being heard from kitchen sinks. Bodies are levitating. Evil is here. It is up to a doctor, her colleague, and an ex-cop to get to the bottom of this neighborhood nightmare. We’re trapped in closet on Christmas with Santa trying to murder us. How fucked up is that? Not as fucked up as the Who Goes There Podcast episode 185! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusi

What’s up, dummies? Sorry for the delay in getting the episode posted, I was busy having fun at the Telluride Horror Show. Don’t worry, I brought you something from my travels. His royal majesty, King Sam, has allowed this weeks movie to be chosen by none other than former King Turk, and Sir Turk does not disappoint. This week we will be discussing the 2016 Australian film Hounds of Love (review starts at 15:55). This film, as well as the discussion surrounding the film deal heavily with rape, and abuse of women. Just a heads up. Don’t you think it would be better if you referred to “it” as “him”? No, it’s the Who Goes There Podcast episode 184! If you enjoy the show, please consider joining our Patreon subscribers. For less than the cost of a beer, you get bonus content, exclusive merchandise, special giveaways, and you get to help us continue doing what we love. The Who Goes There Podcast is available to subscribe to on iTunes right here. Not an iTunes user? You can listen on our Dread Central page. C