Professional Contestants

Being very comfortable around the game Catchphrase, The Contestants find themselves in familiar territory when planning how to take on the similarly played and long running game show, Pyramid. Zach somehow Googles despite having no WiFi, Jared receives an impromptu graduation ceremony, and Adam’s secret pigeon roommate is revealed. Talking Points Include: Jared’s Private Grad Ceremony, The Return of Second Chance Jokes, Knowing a Real Contestant, Snoop Appearance, The Game Show Host Legion of Doom, Shark Jumpers, Three Sweet Boys, The Ghost of Barbara Bush, Spooky Pigeon

The Contestants are back where they are most comfortable as they create a characters for themselves to portray as they become part of The Mob to take away the top cash prize on 1 vs 100. Zach finds a cure for Googling, Jared’s ass becomes canon, and Adam gets really hung up on a John Grisham story. Talking Points Include: Fidget Spinner, Setting Back Humanity 100 Years, Becoming One With The Mob, Oddly Phrased Questions, Runaway Mob, Power Bracelets, The Jeans Family, Grandpa-Grandson Dance, Gaining Trust, Brady Bunch Ignorance

As promised in episode 13, here are the removed segments of the episode, both caused by and relating to the plumber invasion in the home of Zach and Adam during recording. It is our hope that this bonus content will not only fill in some of the gaps in the episode, but also bring to light (in this particular instance) the collective mindset that fueled our previous episode.

On this special 4/20 episode The Contestants are competing on The Joker’s Wild, and it’s about more than just the bud; it’s about meaningful relationships. Zach has a hard time opening up, Jared just wants to brunch with Snoop, and Adam realizes that the universe is made of love. Talking Points Include: The Mount Rushmore of Weed, Second Chance Jokes, Vapes and Yu-Gi-Oh, The Bud Man, Bram Toker, Snoop Compatibility Test, Learning to Be Ourselves, What is Cool?, Guy Fieri Watch, Plumber Roast, Opening Up Emotionally

The Contestants might be a little too confident as they plan their eventual win on the once popular public shaming game show, Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader. Zach gets quizzed on the spot, Jared takes on the US Educational System, and Adam really dislikes the 5th graders. Talking Points Include: Organized Mugs, Hate Mail From Shazam, Public Shaming, Are We Cheaters?, Game Show Law, Chuck-E-Cheese Gang Update, Remaining Likable, I Hate You Tres, Choking Schemes, HaHas For Free, A Fake Assassination Attempt, Forced ‘Good Jobs’

The Contestants channel folk hero John Henry as they prepare to save the world from the impending technological uprising lead by robot overlord, Shazam. Zach gets us all sued, Jared only knows 2000’s cartoons’ theme songs, and Adam makes references no one will get. Talking Points Include: Zach’s Bagel Mistake, Sexy Television DJs, Beat The Lawsuit, Audience Clapping, The Hammer Bros, A Devil Went Down to Georgia Situation, Shazam Unchained, Mucha Lucha Flash Drive, Hiding Evil from Brendan Fraser

The Contestants take a run at something a little more physical as they muse on the best way to conquer the over the top obstacle course show, Wipeout. Zach’s Googling comes back in full force, Jared proposes a new segment that goes over well, and Adam is slowly dying. Talking Points Include: Whats for Breakfast, Our Winnings to Date, I Hate Haters, Wet Ladder Climbing, Badger Spanks, Leaving Clues, Big Balls Chicago, Get Sticky and Hang On, Orangutan Squared

The Contestants are forced to think outside the box to find a strategy wild enough to give them an edge in the already zany and frantic Guy’s Grocery Games. Talking Points Include: Jared Smith Fictional Mom, The Fieri Cinematic Universe, Guy or Nie, Pastry Pete and Big Fatty, Sock Pasta, Handkerchief Eclipse, Mango Hypnosis, Back Off Haters

The Contestants create an urban legend specifically designed to give them a leg up on the competition when participating in the popular cooking game show, Chopped. Talking Points Include: Twisting the Head Off a Deer, Lake House Hash, Plating on a Cat, The Return of Chef Boyarbee, Hot Slushies, The Chef Kitchen Chef, The Creation of an Urban Legend

The Contestants plan a wedding and research adult adoption in order to grow their family and take on all comers in the popular (and often raunchy) game show, Family Feud. Talking Points Include: Hot Gatorade, Twinder, NSYNC vs Backstreet, “My Grandma Drives a Corvette”, A Required Viewing of The Sound of Music, #GrandpaWatch2018

The Contestants decide to take a run at the mainstream and figure out the question that is on everyone’s mind: how can we start winning the trivia game show app HQ? Talking Points Include: Texts from the Bank, Cloverleaf Restaurant, Airplane Goes to the Dentist, Trap Trebek, Canadian Jews, Patron Saint Ken Jennings, Regis Tracker

The Contestants go down a particularly raunchy road as they figure out how to capitalize on the palpable sexual tension in the Olympic Village and use it to their advantage. Talking Points Include: Phonetics of ‘Umm’, Shaun White and the Bad Man, Winnie the Zach, Skiing on Snow Cones, Olympic Hype Men, Non-Horny Olympic Competitors, Hot Tub Lionel Richie

The Contestants figure out how to best exploit the vanity of celebrities for their advantage in this throw back to the classic game show, Hollywood Squares. Talking Points Include: Freezy the Slush Boy, Fall and Spring Olympics, Tic-Tac/Toe, Adam’s Hangover, Bum Bum Beer, Throwing Food at Cats, Hip Hop Magician, Chef Boyarbee, The Infamous Tenth Square

The Contestants decide that it’s time for some charity work and are gonna do this one for the kids… and Mario Lopez. Talking Points Include: Zach’s Closet Recording Set-Up, Groundhog Supreme Court, Mario’s Candy Prison, A Lack of Role Models, Jelly Sabotage, Mascot Personal Lives, Bubble Gum Troll’s Secret to Happiness, Ted Cruz’s Gaming Habits

The contestants concoct an elaborate plan to navigate the hellish gamescape that is Deal or No Deal with the hopes of making it out with pockets full of money and their souls still intact.

The Contestants plan an Oceans 11 style heist in order to beat the system and make it off The Price is Right with as much money as possible.