Wyoy Weekly News

We mourn the loss of the planet's oldest celebrity and take a look at some HUGE news from the Twitterverse in a WYOY so #viral it wouldn't be covered under Trumpcare.

This week's onslaught of news was practically nauseating. Thankfully there's a new emoji for that!

We have the exclusive scoop on the TAX RETURNS of a citizen of the country DONALD TRUMP is currently President of. (Seriously.)

Wiretaps, Trumpcare, and dinosaurs: We're debunking these conspiracies once and for all!

It's been a wild day for news, but don't worry! I'm back with everything you need to know about the growing scandal involving Jeff Sessions and our beloved president, Vladimir Putin.

WYOY is proud to join Breitbart as your #1 source for the truth! Nostrovia!

Chris lets it all hang out as he journeys to the upside-down with a special message for Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner.

Donald Trump follows through on his campaign pledge to alienate absolutely everyone. Plus: What to expect when you're expecting (the apocalypse)!

It's morning in America! The kind of morning where you wake up in a cold sweat screaming only to realize it wasn't all a dream. Thankfully WYOY is back and ready to guide you through our national waking nightmare.

Chris cuts his vacation short for some breaking news so salacious you'll need to take a shower after hearing it (no, not THAT kind of shower).

The Republicans threaten to legalize corruption, the Democrats threaten to euthanize the Supreme Court, and Donald Trump almost manages to sound reasonable. Somehow 2017 is already out-doing 2016, and WYOY is here with all the details we can stomach.

Obama booby-traps the White House, the Second Avenue Subway inaugurates its first delay, and a little girl attempts the biggest hack since Russia broke America. Plus a brand new Dramatic Reading of Donald Trump!

Donald Trump finally answers the question "What do Kanye West and Vladimir Putin have in common?" by putting our national interests on love lockdown.

Sure John Oliver is on vacation, but Paul Ryan's plan to repeal Obamacare isn't. So grab a strong beverage and join us for news... THAT JUST MIGHT SAVE YOUR LIFE. (Watch the video at wyoy.news!)

Guest Anchor Kathleen Turner takes over when my vocal cords decide to leave the country before Trump takes office in this very special episode of WYOY.

Tune in to learn all about this fall’s hottest trends: From botching your rise to power to plain old racial profiling, we’ve got all the latest looks out of President-Elect Trump’s administration! Plus our favorite tips for Turkey Day!

Supreme Leader Trump announces fantastic new dynasty, plus everything you need to know about hoarding canned food and bottled water. Watch the video at WYOY.news!

Hell freezes over, the FBI announces a crippling sense of deja vu, and the nation collectively holds its breath until either next Tuesday or the sweet release of death (whichever comes first).

Chris hits the road to see how the Presidential Election is playing out in Middle America and/or to see Hamilton in a city where you can actually get tickets.

This week's episode was delayed by Friday's massive internet outage, but don't let that stop you from reliving the highs and lows (mostly lows) from this week's news!